Age of consent

The age at which [[fuck]]ing a given individual will not land you in jail with the other [[pedophile]]s. It is determined mostly by the country you're in and the amount of [[Jew gold]] you are willing to spit out to obtain the underage booty. Age of consent is [[serious business|important information]] to keep in mind, especially if you are trapped in the closet.

Historical Roots

See: [[nothing|none]]. Age of consent is a product of our [[future|modern age]]. Back in the day, a girl was [[puberty|ripe]] to [[dong]] away at as soon as she was [[asking for it|alone]] for [[moar]] than a minute. A shotgun wedding would follow and you would be stuck telling this girl to [[in the kitchen|gb2/kitchen]] for the rest of your natural life. This is why [[buttsecks]] with small boys was in style with such people as [[Socrates|Greeks]], [[Italy|Romans]], [[Chinks|Mongols]], [[Niggers]] and [[Pirates]]. A [[dildo|wooden peg]] and a little time would ensure that your seven-year-old bottom would be [[goatse|nice and loose]] for long voyages and extended military campaigns.

Julius Ceaser, the first [[sysop]] of the Roman Empire who ruled [[at least 100]] years ago, had a big [[Shota]] fetish. It was by his example that it became popular with the [[rich and beautiful]] of the day. This [[rape|tradition]] has continued to the present day, and is the staple [[economy]] of [[Thailand|most]] [[Vietnam|slant-eyed]] [[China|countries]].

Age of consent [[law]]s were invented in [[Amerikkka]] by [[Chris Hansen]] around the same time niggas started bitching about [[equal rights]] and [[condoms]] were invented. Civilized countries around the world began to follow suit, forcing [[pedophile]]s to relocate their ancient traditions to the exotic and populous East.

JB is born

Although age of consent laws are supposed to protect the poor little [[loli]]s, all they've done is set the standard for [[internet stalking|online predators]] and /[[b]]/ to duck under. As of now, all [[pr0n]] just under the age of consent is classified as [[JB]] and is sought after by every [[basement dwelling]] [[acne]]-defaced [[luser]] on the [[internet]]s. These laws also give [[camwhore]]s the [[unwarranted self importance|validation]] they seek and the [[tits or GTFO|tools]] to extract [[Amazon]] and [[eBay]] [[wishlist]] purchases from the desperate.

Foolproof ways to dodge the age of consent

*[[rape|Don't ask for their consent.]]
*[[Douglas_L_Payne_Jr|Blame it on t3h hackers.]]
*[[swirl face|Swirl your face.]]
*[[Kobe Bryant|Be an NBA star.]]
*[[Chris Forcand|Invoke the lord's name.]]
*Lock yourself in your closet.

An Anon Projects

See Also

*[[Perverted Justice]]
*[[Prison]]
*[[FBI]]
*[[Internet Police]]

External Links

*http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">I think I feel a holiday in the Philipines coming on.(Philipines? In the Vatican 12 Years are legal! Without any cumbersome "exploitation of inexperience" laws!)
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1891_Age_of_Consent_Act" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Age of consent in India

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