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2007-09-15_13:10:59 so i broke my ex-girlfriends laptop and i order a new one, but i told her she can't have it unless she has [[sex]] with me again first, think thats a fair trade?
2007-09-15_13:11:12 lol
2007-09-15_13:11:34 <+vic> you are quite the ladies man
2007-09-15_13:11:39 smooth
2007-09-15_13:11:59 <+vic> trading a five hundred dollar laptop for one orgasm
2007-09-15_13:12:26 pretty much
2007-09-15_13:12:34 she broke up with me and moved out on my birthday
2007-09-15_13:12:37 it was an awesome party
2007-09-15_13:12:49 i threw all of her stuff into the street and broke most of it
2007-09-15_13:12:51 <+CH> lol
2007-09-15_13:13:08 and for some reason she thinks i should replace it
2007-09-15_13:13:12 <+vic> why do relationships make people retarded
2007-09-15_13:13:23 <+vic> well, unfair question, Bomber166 was always retarded
2007-09-15_13:13:31 why did she break up with you
2007-09-15_13:13:43 cause i wouldn't ever let her cry
2007-09-15_13:13:56 <+vic> what the fuck
2007-09-15_13:13:57 she cryed about everything so i just got up and left
2007-09-15_13:14:01 and apparently she didnt liek that
2007-09-15_13:14:10 was she hot
2007-09-15_13:14:22 <+vic> so you through her shit in the street
2007-09-15_13:14:23 not hot, but attractive
2007-09-15_13:14:24 <+CH> give her my number
2007-09-15_13:14:27 lol
2007-09-15_13:14:29 <+blanket> aww
2007-09-15_13:14:37 <+blanket> sorry bomber
2007-09-15_13:14:40 * Bomber166 shrugs
2007-09-15_13:14:42 <+vic> I always thought that was overly dramatic shit that only happened in movies
2007-09-15_13:14:47 lol
2007-09-15_13:14:48 <+blanket> uh
2007-09-15_13:14:49 oh no, it happened
2007-09-15_13:14:54 i was sooo wasted
2007-09-15_13:14:55 <+blanket> girls cry alot sometimes
2007-09-15_13:15:02 <@Nurple> cry harder faggot
2007-09-15_13:15:04 the cops came and told me to stop
2007-09-15_13:15:16 and then they were like are you ok are you gonna kill yourself when we leave
2007-09-15_13:15:19 <+vic> she dumped you for being a prick, and you broke all her shit
2007-09-15_13:15:21 and i was like fuck you i'm passing out i'm drunk
2007-09-15_13:15:24 yep
2007-09-15_13:15:29 i'm an asshole
2007-09-15_13:15:33 <+blanket> wow
2007-09-15_13:15:37 <+blanket> way to make an exit
2007-09-15_13:15:40 <+blanket> :)
2007-09-15_13:16:00 this all took place with about 50 other people standing around
2007-09-15_13:16:07 <+blanket> ouch
2007-09-15_13:16:13 it was the best birthday ever
2007-09-15_13:16:22 <+blanket> did this really happen?
2007-09-15_13:16:26 yes
2007-09-15_13:16:33 <+blanket> wow
2007-09-15_13:16:37 the cops came?
2007-09-15_13:16:39 yea
2007-09-15_13:16:40 <+vic> this is starting to sound like ozwald's helicopter police chase
2007-09-15_13:16:40 <+blanket> youshould habe punched her
2007-09-15_13:16:48 vic: explain after this convo plz
2007-09-15_13:16:48 <+blanket> haha vic
2007-09-15_13:16:49 no
2007-09-15_13:16:54 <+blanket> he called me to tell me that
2007-09-15_13:16:56 i punched some of her friends
2007-09-15_13:16:59 no you didnt
2007-09-15_13:17:03 this story is bullshit
2007-09-15_13:17:04 <+vic> you just have to wonder, "is anybody really that [[retarded]]?"
2007-09-15_13:17:09 its not bullshit
2007-09-15_13:17:10 it happened
2007-09-15_13:17:17 it was my fucking 21st birthday too
2007-09-15_13:17:18 <+blanket> i believe you
2007-09-15_13:17:18 you didnt punch her friends or youd be in jail
2007-09-15_13:17:24 it was my property
2007-09-15_13:17:27 they punched me to
2007-09-15_13:17:29 <+blanket> whats life without one horrible birthday?
2007-09-15_13:17:30 so would have they
2007-09-15_13:17:36 <+vic> her shit was not your property
2007-09-15_13:17:42 vic what happened with this helicopter chase
2007-09-15_13:17:43 exacgtly
2007-09-15_13:17:51 i sense alot of bs
2007-09-15_13:17:52 i was simply "giving" her shit back
2007-09-15_13:18:02 she asked for it
2007-09-15_13:18:07 <+blanket> lol
2007-09-15_13:18:09 and when you ask a drunk man you shall receive it flying
2007-09-15_13:18:12 <+blanket> and she got it broken
2007-09-15_13:18:36 <+vic> poe ozwald was out offroading when helicopters started chasing him, he managed to ditch the beer before they caught him and got off with a warning
2007-09-15_13:18:38 <+vic> supposedly
2007-09-15_13:18:47 i just spent an hour with her on the phone listening to why its unfair that i want to trade a new laptop for sex
2007-09-15_13:19:01 <+blanket> good trade
2007-09-15_13:19:21 eh
2007-09-15_13:19:25 its the only thing i can think of
2007-09-15_13:19:33 <+vic> Bomber166 I hate you
2007-09-15_13:19:35 <+vic> fyi
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2007-09-15_13:19:37 yea
2007-09-15_13:19:39 a lot of people do
2007-09-15_13:19:42 <+blanket> did you actually like her? is this what it's stemming from?
2007-09-15_13:19:43 i stopped giving a fuck
2007-09-15_13:19:48 yes i did
2007-09-15_13:19:55 <+blanket> well just tell her that
2007-09-15_13:19:57 <+blanket> bam
2007-09-15_13:19:58 lol
2007-09-15_13:19:59 yea
2007-09-15_13:20:00 right
2007-09-15_13:20:04 <+blanket> you are back to fucking in no time
2007-09-15_13:20:08 i dont think so
2007-09-15_13:20:11 <+blanket> swear it'll work
2007-09-15_13:20:15 <+blanket> I SWEAR
2007-09-15_13:20:15 already tryed
2007-09-15_13:20:16 it didn
2007-09-15_13:20:18 lier
2007-09-15_13:20:27 <+blanket> hey i'm trying to give you a girl pov
2007-09-15_13:20:32 <+blanket> usually works
2007-09-15_13:20:39 * Bomber166 shrugs
2007-09-15_13:20:41 its more fun this way
2007-09-15_13:20:45 <+blanket> you just have to be persistant so she knows you mean it
2007-09-15_13:20:48 be a whore or no cookies for you!
2007-09-15_13:21:04 <+blanket> lol
2007-09-15_13:21:15 <+vic> blanket, he's tryig to trade a laptop that he already owes her for sex
2007-09-15_13:21:26 pretty much
2007-09-15_13:21:30 <+vic> don't you think helping him to hook up would be a step backwards for society at large?
2007-09-15_13:21:37 <+blanket> just hook up with some other girl
2007-09-15_13:21:41 <+blanket> ?
2007-09-15_13:21:45 yea
2007-09-15_13:21:51 but i would rather her be miserable
2007-09-15_13:21:54 <+vic> even a [[fat]] religious chick could do better than him
2007-09-15_13:22:10 true
2007-09-15_13:22:23 i've already replaced her with beer and a new gun
2007-09-15_13:22:31 <+blanket> wow
2007-09-15_13:22:36 <+blanket> that's touching
2007-09-15_13:22:37 i shot at pictures of her and mailed them to her
2007-09-15_13:22:41 she didn't like that
2007-09-15_13:22:52 <+vic> you are the textbook definition of "sexually frustrated"
2007-09-15_13:23:01 maybe so
2007-09-15_13:23:13 <+blanket> interesting
2007-09-15_13:23:17 <+vic> you are holding america back
2007-09-15_13:23:20 good
2007-09-15_13:23:22 fuck america
2007-09-15_13:23:22 <+vic> I wish you would die
2007-09-15_13:23:26 i will some day
2007-09-15_13:23:28 <+blanket> whoa
2007-09-15_13:23:30 man
2007-09-15_13:23:31 i'm sure you'll celebrate
2007-09-15_13:23:31 bomber
2007-09-15_13:23:35 you have motherfucking issues man
2007-09-15_13:23:36 <+blanket> that came out of nowhere
2007-09-15_13:23:40 yea
2007-09-15_13:23:41 so
2007-09-15_13:23:52 <+blanket> he's jsut depressed guys
2007-09-15_13:23:58 <+vic> he's not depressed
2007-09-15_13:24:05 <+vic> he doesn't show the slightest bit of remorse
2007-09-15_13:24:11 <+vic> he's proud of being a huge dick
2007-09-15_13:24:16 <+blanket> he's also on irc
2007-09-15_13:24:17 oh please
2007-09-15_13:24:28 i swear this is all true
2007-09-15_13:24:32 i'm not lying for irc
2007-09-15_13:24:42 90% of people on IRC nowadays has some type of fucked up emotional problem
2007-09-15_13:24:42 <+blanket> i'm not saying you are lying
2007-09-15_13:24:53 oh really predicament
2007-09-15_13:24:55 <+blanket> im just saying thats how i would expect a male to act on irc
2007-09-15_13:24:58 that includes me
2007-09-15_13:24:58 where did you get that statistic from
2007-09-15_13:25:04 well it's an estimate
2007-09-15_13:25:07 I'm sure many would agree
2007-09-15_13:25:09 based upon
2007-09-15_13:25:10 you know whats even more fucked up
2007-09-15_13:25:17 that you're fucked up?
2007-09-15_13:25:18 or lying
2007-09-15_13:25:19 <+blanket> lol
2007-09-15_13:25:22 based upon what many people have said and done
2007-09-15_13:25:25 <+vic> my fucked up problem isn't emotional tyvm
2007-09-15_13:25:27 before this happened she wrong an entry in her online journal thing saying she was leaving me
2007-09-15_13:25:41 <+vic> okay, so she says she's leaving you
2007-09-15_13:25:43 and what I've heard too
2007-09-15_13:25:44 <+vic> and you break her shit
2007-09-15_13:25:45 i belive it mentions that i'm a dick in the entry
2007-09-15_13:25:59 yes
2007-09-15_13:26:06 -Nurple([email protected])- DCC Send SATELL.S3M (85.76.251.1)
2007-09-15_13:26:07 i don't know how mnay times i have to say it
2007-09-15_13:26:12 <+vic> wow how dare she call you a dick
2007-09-15_13:26:13 yes i'm a dick, yes i broke it, yes i dont care
2007-09-15_13:26:28 <+blanket> should have taken the hint i suppose
2007-09-15_13:26:29 -Nurple([email protected])- DCC Send 01-finntroll-trollhammaren-rda.mp3 (85.76.251.1)
2007-09-15_13:26:39 <+vic> the guy who can't take a breakup, breaks her shit, and offers a partial refund in exchange for sex
2007-09-15_13:26:43 well i didnt read the entry till after
2007-09-15_13:26:48 <+blanket> if you knew it was comming why not try and prevent it?
2007-09-15_13:26:48 lol yep
2007-09-15_13:26:50 i'm an asshole
2007-09-15_13:26:59 <+vic> and proud of it
2007-09-15_13:27:05 <+blanket> ok i'm calling bs on it now too
2007-09-15_13:27:07 i really don't care what you think vic
2007-09-15_13:27:09 lol
2007-09-15_13:27:11 i dont care
2007-09-15_13:27:12 this happened
2007-09-15_13:27:13 <+vic> you wear it like a badge of honor
2007-09-15_13:28:08 <+blanket> so really arent taking it as a learnign experience? how long ago did this happen?
2007-09-15_13:28:24 bomber is a sad man
2007-09-15_13:28:26 or an angry man
2007-09-15_13:28:37 -Nurple([email protected])- DCC Send welcomet.mod (85.76.251.1)
2007-09-15_13:29:15 <+vic> learning experience? he's motherfucking bragging
2007-09-15_13:29:29 <+CH> hahaha
2007-09-15_13:29:41 <+blanket> i thought he was just sharing :(
2007-09-15_13:29:53 http://bomber166.com/break.jpg
2007-09-15_13:30:22 <+vic> talk about failure
2007-09-15_13:30:30 thats what she wrote after
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2007-09-15_13:30:38 <+vic> yeah let me scroll back and forth 800 tmes to read that
2007-09-15_13:31:12 <@Nurple> get a better resolution vic
2007-09-15_13:31:19 <+blanket> gotta go
2007-09-15_13:31:22 <+CH> lol
2007-09-15_13:31:25 <+blanket> wish i could stay and read that :(
2007-09-15_13:31:30 <+CH> the beer on her shirt
2007-09-15_13:31:36 <+CH> doesn't she have a washing machine
2007-09-15_13:31:42 not any more
2007-09-15_13:31:53 <+vic> I do, I'm just not walking to another computer just to lose a little more faith in humanity
2007-09-15_13:32:05 -!- dauphin [[email protected]] has quit [Quit]
2007-09-15_13:32:14 blanket
2007-09-15_13:32:17 where the fuck are you going
2007-09-15_13:32:30 <+vic> car shopping
2007-09-15_13:32:32 <+vic> didn't you hear
2007-09-15_13:32:39 <+CH> lol
2007-09-15_13:32:47 <+CH> she was planning on staying with you for a month
2007-09-15_13:32:50 <+CH> what a cunt
2007-09-15_13:33:08 not me
2007-09-15_13:33:20 she was planning on staying with one of her friends for a month
2007-09-15_13:33:23 <+CH> oh
2007-09-15_13:33:34 <@Nurple> vic did you give trollhammaren a go?
2007-09-15_13:33:52 <+vic> no I was waiting for you to finish
2007-09-15_13:33:58 <@Nurple> oh
2007-09-15_13:34:11 hammar of the troll
2007-09-15_13:34:14 <+vic> let the finnish man finish
2007-09-15_13:34:19 <+vic> that's my motto
2007-09-15_13:34:21 <+CH> ah I read it wrong
2007-09-15_13:34:32 but whatever, i was sharing with you ugys, if you don't believe me i dont care, its irc anywya, i dont actually know any of you
2007-09-15_13:34:45 <+vic> there is no possible lead up to that that justifies Bomber166's actions
2007-09-15_13:34:49 <+vic> period
2007-09-15_13:34:55 <+vic> this is why prisons were invented
2007-09-15_13:34:55 yea
2007-09-15_13:34:57 i know
2007-09-15_13:35:01 whatever
2007-09-15_13:35:01 <@Nurple> I bet trollhammaren is too rough for vic
2007-09-15_13:35:08 <+vic> probably Nurple
2007-09-15_13:38:55 http://bomber166.com/break.jpg <= wow
2007-09-15_13:39:21 i ddeleted it now
2007-09-15_13:39:22 <@Nurple> 404?
2007-09-15_13:40:24 404?
2007-09-15_13:40:27 404...
2007-09-15_13:40:27 <@Nurple> four
2007-09-15_13:40:28 <@Nurple> oh
2007-09-15_13:40:28 <@Nurple> four
2007-09-15_13:40:30 yea, i deleted it
2007-09-15_13:40:31 <+vic> summary: Bomber166 pours beer on girlfriend. Bomber166 throws fireworks at girlfriend. Bomber166 hurls girlfriend's clothes out the window. Bomber166 hurls girlfriend's laptop out the window
2007-09-15_13:40:41 pretty much
2007-09-15_13:40:46 thats lame
2007-09-15_13:40:47 instert a lot of crying
2007-09-15_13:40:50 <+CH> yes
2007-09-15_13:40:52 <+vic> OH REALLY
2007-09-15_13:40:55 + throws rocks
2007-09-15_13:40:57 im not going to say thats cool because its not
2007-09-15_13:40:57 :D
2007-09-15_13:41:01 yea its not
2007-09-15_13:41:03 but whatever
2007-09-15_13:41:03 <+vic> this had an adverse affect on her emotional state
2007-09-15_13:41:05 doesn't matter now
2007-09-15_13:41:06 <+vic> COLOUR ME SHOCKED
2007-09-15_13:43:56 <+CH> you are a bit of a douche, bomber
2007-09-15_13:44:01 <+CH> but she WAS about to break up with you
2007-09-15_13:44:19 <+CH> the laptop was a little much
2007-09-15_13:44:33 yep
2007-09-15_13:44:39 but whatever
2007-09-15_13:44:42 who cares, take it like a man
2007-09-15_13:44:50 that just screams insecurity
2007-09-15_13:44:51 it was a $900 mistake
2007-09-15_13:45:08 -!- mode/#maddox [-b *!*@c-68-60-76-80.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] by Nurple
2007-09-15_13:45:11 <@Nurple> oh yeah forgot about that faggot
2007-09-15_13:45:17 <+CH> lol, take it like a man....
2007-09-15_13:45:24 <+CH> yes, the man would just sit there, stoic
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2007-09-15_13:46:01 * Bomber166 shrugs
2007-09-15_13:46:04 no a man would let it slide off, shrug his shoulders, and date someone else and not give much of a shit
2007-09-15_13:46:23 well thats the last time i share any stories with you fuckers
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2007-09-15_13:47:49 maid of honor should be an employee of the month award for mexican chicks
2007-09-15_13:47:49 no plz it was entertaining
2007-09-15_13:49:59 -!- dickhead [[email protected]] has joined #maddox
2007-09-15_13:50:01 -!- mode/#maddox [+o dickhead] by Q
2007-09-15_13:50:52 <@Nurple> hehe
2007-09-15_13:50:55 <@Nurple> fuck you
2007-09-15_13:50:56 <@Nurple> wrong window
2007-09-15_13:51:38 <+vic> I blame the girl for not seeing the warning signs months i advance
2007-09-15_13:51:41 <+vic> they had to be there
2007-09-15_13:52:01 <@Nurple> scrollermptodaysdosent5.jpg
2007-09-15_13:52:05 <@Nurple> todays dose
2007-09-15_13:52:40 i had a bear last night called spatan optimator
2007-09-15_13:52:43 it was pretty good
2007-09-15_13:52:46 *beer
2007-09-15_13:53:19 -!- ^ghost^ [[email protected]] has quit [Quit]
2007-09-15_13:53:33 lol the guy in that story was you?
2007-09-15_13:53:48 owait you're american Bomber166
2007-09-15_13:53:56 this was the first time you got drunk then
2007-09-15_13:54:16 no
2007-09-15_13:54:35 oh so you knew you become an asshole when drunk
2007-09-15_13:54:51 dpends
2007-09-15_13:54:54 <+vic> it's quite typical for the lower rung of the society to get drunk as early as mid teens in america
2007-09-15_13:54:55 on whos around me and whats happening
2007-09-15_13:55:07 <+vic> even before the laptop
2007-09-15_13:55:13 <+vic> what kind of fucker pours beer on people
2007-09-15_13:55:16 <+vic> that's not funny
2007-09-15_13:55:21 i only do that on accident :/
2007-09-15_13:55:24 like when i get bumped into
2007-09-15_13:55:31 whatever
2007-09-15_13:55:33 it doesn't matter
2007-09-15_13:55:34 <+vic> or throws firecrackers at people
2007-09-15_13:55:39 <+vic> this was before the fucking breakup
2007-09-15_13:55:42 if that's bomber in the story, he can go diaf
2007-09-15_13:55:51 it is me
2007-09-15_13:55:54 lemme know when you graduate highschool
2007-09-15_13:56:14 ya know what, fuck you guys i'm outta here
2007-09-15_13:56:17 -!- Bomber166 [[email protected]] has quit [Quit]

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