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AnonTalk (aka. PedoTalk or AnT) was an illegal unauthorized clone of https://tinychan.net/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Tinychan, a bulletin board. AnT was inhabited entirely by [[pedo|pedophiles]] and [[Love Shy|love shys]], where mainly http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/hot_topics" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">topics such as "Sexy 2 year old Emily dancing," "This is how I want my future toddler girlfriend to look," "How do I perform oral sex on my ten year old boyfriend," and "http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/topic/35905" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">I want oral sex from a 12 year old girl so badly" were discussed.
Its owner, [[Kimmo Johan Alm]], is a miracle-worker: he somehow manages to be a bigger failure at life than [[Chris-chan]]. For example, he had a unique way of begging for donations, which involved constantly insulting and degrading his userbase. He then wondered why nobody ever donated and why his co-moderators regularly turned against him. Kimmo loved to put the board in lockdown mode, preventing anyone from posting, then send his users derogatory PMs about how badly they fail for not keeping the forum fresh.
AnonTalk was notorious on [[the chans]] and [[Wikipedia]] for delivering huge amounts of [[spam]] on these websites, since [[sickfuck|most of the visitors of the chans]] and [[Wikipedophile|of Wikipedia]] had the potential to become [[pedo|AnonTalk regulars]]. Every single person who knows about the site has learned of it through spam (even you, whether you know it or not). Endless spam poured out advertising AnonTalk as a free speech zone when AnonTalk had the least free speech of any forum on the internets. The only free speech the site allowed is as a practical how-to guide for child molestation. For everything that's not about that, Kimmo banned everyone nonstop purely for his own entertainment. So, naturally, whenever his website was banned by something, he completely lost his mind.
But it gets far worse, my friends...
AnonTalk
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Kimmo made a dozen bulletins a day such as, "IT'S FUCKING DEAD HERE AND NOBODY SEEMS TO GIVE A SHIT. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING TO HELP?! DO YOU REALLY NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE BEST SITE ON THE INTERNET DYING."
The reason for his lack of traffic is that: 23 hours a day his site is in "lockdown mode" so only those with high post counts can post. Plus, every thread is locked so only people with an even higher post count can reply to it. Creating a new thread is also impossible without waiting a very long time to post. Plus, trying to post means getting past a [[CAPTCHA]] and wordfilters that instantly IP ban people for everything, even saying the site's URL. And contacting Kimmo is impossible without a high post count. Anyone even trying to figure out how to post on his site will eventually try doing a test post, which will also fail to post because it's in "lockdown mode" and Kimmo reads the logs of every attempted post and message sent to preview on his site and five minutes later he will manually ban your IP permanently because you tried to make a test post, even though it never posted. And anything that actually can get posted that's neither pedo content nor created by Kimmo, he will delete it and ban the poster's IP forever.
How it began
Around summer 2006, [[4chan]] banned [[raid]]s and [[lolicon]] for [[legal]] reasons. Those who still wanted it went to places like [[7chan]]. In January 2007, after [[Kimmo]] got banned for posting lolicon a lot, [[Kimmo Alm Emails|he emailed moot]] the question:
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[[moot]] never answered. So Kimmo thought, "I'll create the most horrible [[anonymous]] BBS ever and everybody will love me. I mean, who are the mods to cooperate with the [[FBI|law]] and try to keep their site from getting taken down?" And thus, AnonTalk was born.
How to tell when "Sysop" (Kimmo) posts [[anonymous]]ly
Every few topics start with the extremely annoying phrase "what grinds my gears". Most of these topics are created by Kimmo, but then so are pretty much all topics on AnonTalk that avoid getting deleted. Anyway, one example is, http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/topic/23705" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Topic: What really grinds my gears: Random Capitalization; [[nobody cares|no one except Kimmo cares about this]] and Kimmo is obsessed with it. If you're smart, you'll notice all the replies to the topic are him [[samefag]]ging, too. Whenever Kimmo deletes a post for a typo in it, Kimmo will make a topic starting with this phrase and if the victim apologizes to Kimmo in it, Kimmo will delete their public apology thinking that nobody knows he's the one who posted that topic.
Kimmo also regularly posts requests for help with his anger and if you read any of his bulletins, you know he's got anger issues. In http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/topic/47495" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this topic, we learn that he regularly smashes holes in his walls and destroys his possessions over simple things like not being able to find an avi to mp4 converter to watch movies on his [[an hero|ipod]].
Most of the "random pedophilia" such as "I fantasize about living on the moon with a little girl", "This is how I want my future little girlfriend to look when we walk in the fields of gold. I'll promise to keep the darkness out. She'll promise to keep night at bay", and "Lovely video: 9 year-old Nabokovian [[loli|nymphet]] dancing" are him as well. He also often rips stories directly from [[Digg]] when he thinks that the site is too quiet. As of late, when it's quiet, he'll also post a thread as [[anonymous]] encouraging people to donate, and the stats on his site show only one donation over the past three months, which is of course because whenever someone is convinced to donate, he unconvinces them before they can by being such an asshole.
He also posts anonymously on the Bulletins section.
Kimmo's shit list
Over the years Kimmo has acquired a http://wayback.archive.org/web/20101112030051/http://at-proxy.kimmoa.se/unserious_fraud_scam_companies_and_services" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">huge list of people whom have denied him service on the grounds that he's a disgusting paedophile. Let's share some of the highlights:
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About the site's forum regulars
AnonTalk's forum regulars are a bunch of people almost as despicable as Kimmo Johan Alm himself. Firstly, there's Kimmo Johan Alm with his sadistic, moody petty whims that are pure nonsense but any regular must abide by them like Kimmo is [[GodJesus]] himself and also perform the equivalent of digital analingus on him. Now a normal person would go into a [[rage]] over this alone, but the regulars not only are fine with it, they have all developed [[Stockholm syndrome]] and think that Kimmo's sick insanities are normal.
And that's not all. Any pics of someone whose age is more than one digit incurs the wrath of the regulars and then a banning. For instance when someone links to media of [[Zoe Kimball]] when she was 14 at the time, the forum regulars are all "Alright, damn, that's not a loli, that's a granny." and "You have failed us anon. Die in hell."
AnonTalk is not actually anonymous
On AnonTalk, you must use the same user ID for every single one of your posts. When AnonTalk's server is seized, all the police have to do is check the logs for AnonTalk and find your IP address to match your poster ID. Then once they seize your computer and find your ID & password stored on there they will have enough evidence to prove in court that you made all of the posts under that user ID. AnonTalk's server logs are insecurely deleted every one month. Meaning that if you visit AnonTalk more than once a month, your IP address is always stored on the server. The white-listing feature on AnonTalk is useless, as after you have been white-listed your original IP address is stored in case you abuse the privilege.
Regular AnonTalk users are deluded by Sysop into thinking they have any anonymity whatsoever, when in reality they are just being manipulated into becoming grammar Nazis by a fat ugly pedophile.
AnonTalk's memes
;"Fucking idiots" and "Un-fucking-believable": Will have random bold, italics, [[ALL CAPS]], and varying exclamation points. This is a meme that came about by mocking how Kimmo always uses this in his bulletins, though Kimmo uses these phrases everywhere, even in private messages to his moderators. These are mostly found on clone sites.
;[[You sir, are and idiot]]: Kimmo goes on 4chan and says this in every post he makes that's not a direct spam for his website.
;What grinds my gears/What X my Y: Retarded meme constantly on AnonTalk that has spilled over onto the clone sites.
;Ask an X anything: AnonTalk has nonstop posts of this nature. This meme has spilled out as a cancer of the chans. At one point Kimmo even tried to ban it on his site but he overturned it because it made his site's traffic decrease by 90%.
;The lovely woods: For about a year, AnonTalk had someone posting ceaseless bad poetry by some pedophile about wanting to take children to the "lovely woods" for romance.
;Cuntbots: A name for a bot that is designed to [[rape]] Kimmo's [[shit|best]] site [[lies|on the internet]]. He [[INAM|invents this meme]] in https://bulletins.iwantabro.com/bulletin/2056" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this bulletin.
Content
AnonTalk is a BBS that says it has anonymity even though there's an ID system which is just forced tripfaggotry. It's like wearing a mask, going up to a person, yelling your full name as loud as possible, and then saying "I'm anonymous, though! LOL!"
Its content is mostly centered around pedophiles talking to other pedophiles. It's full of lulzy topics like, "http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/topic/25102" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">How can I get a hug from a little boy?" It has such posts as http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/topic/5074" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">how somebody met a woman and then met a jailbait and asks the Internet who to date with amazing answers such as:
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Most content is mixed between pedophilia, loli discussion and more pedophilia. If you ever see content that is not pedophilia, 100% of it is Kimmo Johan Alm using multiple IDs to talk to himself--if you point this out your post will be deleted and you will be banned.
Here are some wonderful quotes showing how much better AnonTalk is than 4chan or any other inane message board:
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In addition, it also contains lots of fun polls where you can see the results to discover that a significant portion of the users have raped children, a significant portion of the users who are parents have molested their own children, etc.
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AnonTalk's "free speech" claims
Kimmo and his pedosheep spread the big lie that AnonTalk is a free speech site. Anyone who even hints on their forum that it's not a free speech site will get banned and their IP address redirected to [[Last Measure]].
AnonTalk's http://hiderefer.com/??http://www.anontalk.se/FAQ" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">FAQ unintentionally gave quotes of how AnonTalk actually is:
* "All the countless inane technical and usability issues aside, they randomly censor "controversial" posts and ban people "for fun"."
*"All these fucking high-on-power hypocrites (commonly known as "modfags"), preaching their pseudo-moralistic values and shoving their random rules down our throats."
Kimmo is so insane that if you make a post with an opinion different from him or something he wants to keep secret on his website and send it to show preview and never post it, if he's online, he will read everything sent to show preview and within minutes he will ban your IP from the site, purely out of a crazed sadistic stalker nature. [[Irony|He will then of course go around screaming about how his site has no traffic and how the internet is working to silence his "free speech website".]]
His site has a million [[wordfilter|word-filter]]s and all of them are [[stupid]]. All intelligent discussion is banned. Furthermore, if Kimmo has spammed a website, then any word related to it also is blocked. Pretty much the entire internet is blocked.
Kimmo and his regulars, of course, are always on a mission to lure young children to the forum so they can be lured to a pedophile's basement. However, every child that has come has been banned automatically by the site's software for failing to have 100% perfect grammar and spelling. This has been mentioned to Kimmo who has promptly ignored it and banned those who mentioned it.
AnonTalk's FAQ does clarify the "free speech" that it allows:
*"What I mean by "uncensored" is that, for example, "[[child molester|little girl lover]]" discussions are allowed" Kimmo originally had this quote in there boasting that his site is for pedophiles. After having his website banned by every registrar, he has later edited this down and tried to deny his site was a pedophile site.
Basically, you can discuss raping your 3 year old granddaughter, http://www.anontalk.se/topic/33940" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">raping your toddler, and exchanging links on where to find [[CP]]. For everything else, it's actually easier to get your message on national TV than to get it to stay on AnonTalk for an hour. The only thing people are allowed to say is content in 100% support of pedophilia. That is all. If people say anything else, Kimmo and his mods will delete it. Any messages that remain there that are exceptions are posted by either Kimmo or his mods.
The whole pickiness on spelling and grammar is a complete lie. They only exist so Kimmo has an excuse as to why he deletes a post. Fact is that all threads that are pro-pedophile can written in the style of [[JeffK]] and they're just fine with them. For example, [[oldmeme|topic 14634]] has been up for over 11 months.
In reality, Kimmo neither cares about spelling/grammar nor is good at it. His bulletins are chock full of grammar errors like, "Due to the fact that nobody ever better themselves, this board no longer has a concept of temporary ID bans — they are all permanent."
AnonTalk also auto-bans people for typing in [[ALL CAPS]] when most of Kimmo's bulletins are just that. What's more, Kimmo did an angry bulletin once full of his signature phrases UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE! and FUCKING IDIOTS! saying he'll ban anyone who starts a sentence with "And", saying it's incorrect grammar, yet all the while, he'll regularly start his own sentences with "And" even on his baywords downtime status site, totally forgetting what he just said.
You will also get your IP address banned and redirected to [[Last Measure]] if you do anything such as: voting on a poll in a way that Kimmo doesn't like, entering "kimmo" into his magic 8ball bot "The Oracle" that doesn't post anything to the forum or entering "kimmo" anywhere on the site, etc.
In addition, if you [[hax|evade]] your Anontalk bans, Kimmo will have you banned from the [[internets]]:
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WRATH
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[[Bible|SPREAD THE WORD!]]
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AnonTalk does have users, but how did they find the site in the first place? The site has never purchased ads, not that a pedophile site would be allowed to in the first place. Is it search engines?
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No, it's not search engines.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS SPREADING THE WORD???!!!!1!
Wait, one person is spreading the word:
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Hmm what efforts might those be?
Spamming of 4chan
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Time Magazine http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1821435,00.html]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">says "Spammers don't even bother to spam 4chan." But anyone who has been to 4chan can tell you that every single thread has "w w w . A n o n T a l k . c o m" in it, often several times. Time Magazine, of course, is what [[Wikipedia] considers a reliable source. AnonTalk.com later changed to a huge image macro and they increased their spamming so that [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|50% of all /b/ posts are AnonTalk.com spam]]. Even when /b/ goes down and no one can post, this bot is still able to post somehow. Spooky. AnonTalk even has a thread surveying the site http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/topic/15788]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">and everyone there found the site through spam on various chans.
Anontalk takes it too far (march 2010)
[[Kimmo], while having a life mostly consisting of [[fail]], actually managed to make some [[win]] on the internets with his autistic compulsive superpowers. He succeeded in trolling [[moot]] with an epic spamflood that had been going on for [[over 9000]] years.
On 10 March 2010, in utter desperation, Moot posted the following message in the top of all boards on 4chan:
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Obviously, the posting of this message resulted in Anontalk being [[DDos|gangbanged]] by Anonymous for the over 9000th time, as can be seen by the following message on http://anontalk.baywords.com/2010/03/20/new-server-needed/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">the Anontalk status page on March 20:
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But, as always, Anontalk survived the raep and a couple of weeks later [[moot]] removed his desperate outcry despite the spam still being epic in proportions. Result: [[fail|Anontalk gained huge exposure on 4chan for free]]. Kimmo couldn't have hoped for better publicity in his wildest wet pedophilic dreams.
Meanwhile on #anontalk
Sysop spams TOW constantly
The sysop of AnonTalk, under the impression that [[wikipedophile|Wikipedia is full of pedophiles]], lets his [[spambot]] loose there. Of course, too lazy to write a proper spambot that inserts links into all articles, he just had a bot that pretended [[TOW]] was a message board and his bot did to TOW [[rape|what he does to 3-year-old boys]]. So Wikipedia did this http://www.archivum.info/[email protected]/2008-06/msg00904.html
[[Butthurt]], Sysop posted anonymously pretending to be some innocent third party with a fake story:
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An example spam is http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Until_It_Sleeps&diff=309547517&oldid=302449429" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this unsneaky spam. [[Kimmo]] often hits the same article over and over; see http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Until_It_Sleeps&action=history" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">the history of "Until It Sleeps"; now he's spamming the link of 4chan http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Until_It_Sleeps&oldid=349198890" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">in the same article, big surprise.
Kimmo's spam of Wikipedia is so bad that Wikipedia's [[Abuse Filter]] even has four of them for AnonTalk, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">#7, http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseFilter&offset=215" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">#215, #228, and #230. You can even see the spam flooding in here with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchFilter=7" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">#7, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchFilter=215" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">#215, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchFilter=228" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">#228, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog?wpSearchFilter=230" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">#230.
To top it off, many bots copy Wikipedia articles and sections of them verbatim without reading them. Occasionally, this will happen while AnonTalk spam is still on a Wikipedia article. This has resulted in AnonTalk's spam spreading far and wide everywhere!
Kimmo is also known to spam ED, FuckedCompany, KKK and every other site with a submit function.
AnonTalk ads
On July 2, Kimmo published a bunch of [[Image macro|posters]] in [[bullshit|PDF format]] on the http://hiderefer.com/http://www.anontalk.se/save_AT" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">/save_AT page. If you ever encounter one of these posters [[IRL|in real life]], make sure to contact your [[Partyvan|local police station]] immediately, most likely there's a [[Pedophile|child molester]] living nearby. Be sure to point out that AnonTalk is a pedophile site and display evidence of this.
However, Anonymous soon abused this as well. A guy named "ltamake" added a "poster" that actually had a copy of ATBBS hidden inside of it (original can be seen http://www.alltalk.in/topic/81" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here). Kimmo raged, deleted the image, and posted a bulletin about it. After that, he stopped accepting posters.
AnonTalk's attempts to destroy other websites
Kimmo gets ISPs to block 4chan
::Main article: [[AT&T Blocks 4chan]]
As the press such as [[Fox News]] http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534941,00.html]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">have mentioned, Kimmo used IP address spoofing combined with [[DDoS]ing and filing lots of false reports to cause major ISPs like [[AT&T]], Comcast, and Cogent Communications to block access to 4chan.
Kimmo vs [[Tinychan|Tinychan]]
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Jan Martin was one of the first [[moderator]]s ("wiseguys") of [[AnonTalk]] back in 2008. After being unmade as a wiseguy in 2009, Jan founded the first clone of AnonTalk and began spamming it on AnonTalk. [[Lulz]] followed.
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Ever since then, AnonTalk and Tinychan have [[spam]]med and [[DDoS]]ed each other back and forth. Eventually the DDoSing got Tinychan kicked off [[Dreamhost]], though Kimmo being the pathological liar he is claimed that it was all his complaints to Dreamhost that did it. Then Tinychan moved to 4chan for extra lulz.
Kimmo's fraudulent DMCAs on YouTube
In March 2010, Kimmo has been filing fraudulent [[DMCA]]s for non-copyright violating YouTube videos about him or his website and he has been filing them under the name of one of his enemy, Jan Martin. [[TehBigToaster]] later claimed that he actually did this, but who the fuck knows?
He has hit every single video mentioning him or AnonTalk on YouTube. A small selection of the biggest loses are:
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Kimmo, in his usual style, has basically admitted to all the false DMCA claims.
Countering AnonTalk
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Operation Antfuck: [[Anon|The Empire]] [[rAIDS|Strikes Back]]
See also: http://partyvan.info/wiki/AnonTalk" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">insurgen.info.
On December 12th 2008 [[Anonymous]] finally says [[NO U]] to AnonTalk's constant shitpost spamming clogging up all the *[[chans]]' tubes and declares [[DDoS|WOAR!!!]] on the Swedish [[pedo|meatball]] "Sysop".
All the *[[chans]] were vigorously spammed with the raid date of December 13th/14th ([[UK|GMT]]) and several [[IRC]] channels were set up -from Rizon to [[insurgen.info]]- to better coordinate a massive [[DDoS]] of AnonTalk [[spam|faggotry]].
Although ED itself does not troll or conduct raids, the [[girlvinyl|Queen]] and [[ED Government|her court]] gave their blessings to these fearless and godly [[White knights|Internet Superheroes]], wished them God speed, and dispatched reporters to the [[Internets|battlefield]].
A day before AnonTalk was to be [[buttsecks|buttræped]], Anon's forward scouts ascertained that AnonTalk was completely down and this intel led [[some argue|many to believe]] that Sysop had pulled the plug on his crappy site to evade the wrath of Anon. There was also speculation that since he'd recently had his advertising pulled and his [[GayPal]] suspended with the [[in the butt|loot still in it]], AnonTalk was dead because of massive amounts of [[FAIL]]. However, /[[b]]/tards awoke to fresh AnonTalk spam [[copypasta]] threatening [[lolsuit|legal action]] to anyone foolish enough to [[DDoS]] without [[7 proxies]]. This was met with raging boners and joy that the faggot was going to try and put up a fight.
Ultimately, nothing of value was lost and AnonTalk came back a couple of days after spending some quality time with teh [[rAIDS]]. Meanwhile, 4chan's /[[b]]/ came to a grinding halt after hundreds of [[newfags]] deserted the sinking ship as it was getting walloped with a tsunami of [[spam]]. For a few glorious hours, /b/ was almost as good as it never was; /[[b]]/tards didn't have to [[bump]] their own posts and threads didn't [[404]] in 30 seconds.
:Remember, remember, the 13 of December
:AnonTalk, 6pm [[4chan]] time, and DoS.
:I see no reason why victim, time, and method
:Should ever be forgot...
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OPERATION ANTFUCK 2
Long ago, AnonTalk declared war on Anonymous and moot. When moot was winning the Time 100 Influential people poll by a landslide, Kimmo used his spambots and his army of [[brainwashing|brainwashed]] followers (called AnTs) to downvote moot until even the [[Jonas Brothers]] exceeded moot. (Keep in mind Kimmo was spamming his site to /b/ at the same time, too. He is always spamming his site to /b/.) Anonymous could not stand this faggotry, so a few Anons decided to do Operation Antfuck 2. However instead of using methods like DDoS that have always worked, they just tried to post insults to the forum and they didn't even use the proper technique. The raid was a [[fail]]ure.
OPERATION ANTFUCK 3
April 11'th, everyone gathered in some IRC channel where we met this dude named "f." f seemed like a pretty cool guy, eh was talking about taking down AT and shit and didn't afraid of anything. Until all of a sudden, he used his botnet to take down the site about an hour before the raid was set to commence, which was after the irc used [[Dangerous_Kitten|bwraep]] to suck down around half of AT's reported normal monthly allotted bandwidth. /b/ rejoiced, some more anons wanted more justice so they egged f on to take down [[Fred|www.fredfigglehorn.com]] as proof it was in fact him that DDoSd AT. Which he did. Fin.
Kimmo surrenders
On April 17, after recovering from a three-day period of downtime, Sysop announced that he would stop spamming [[the chans]]. Once again, [[Anonymous]] has proven himself to be unstoppable and immune to all attacks. But Anonymous will not stop in his quest until this horrible travesty of a site is crushed into the ground, because no one who comes up against anonymous lives to tell the tale. So get reporting to his ISP and the FBI, etc.!
Less than two weeks later, the spam resumed and the great circle of spam was complete.
Trolling the site
Kimmo's so-called advanced artificial intelligence moderation system is in fact a bunch of crude word filters and a lot of banned hostnames. Beyond that, there is no automated moderation at all. When nobody is moderating the site, it instantly fills with posts that Kimmo doesn't like.
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Want to make a new thread and not wait 3 minutes? Don't use the restore ID function as that makes you wait 3 more minutes each time. Simply export a dozen AnonTalk IDs and to import nto your browser for later.
Because of his complete lack of friends (both online and IRL) Kimmo goes nuts when no one posts for more than an hour. Therefore it is probably best to only spam when other people are actively posting because otherwise you'll just be giving him something to do.
By 2010, every single "wiseguy" on his site was a secret troll. The only reason they remove trolling is that Kimmo will unmake them if they don't.
Additional trolling techniques
As it is near impossible to post on Anontalk through a proxy (which you will probably need due to Sysop's constant [[Nazi|arbitrary shitlisting]]), it has become necessary to find new ways through which to troll the fuck out of the site over and over again.
*Create a clone - download AnotherTalk's free open source code for ATBBS and go create an AnonTalk clone. Kimmo is pretty pissed about it and tries to shut every clone down with fake abuse reports and [[DDoS]] attacks. http://overtalk.org" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source code is on the bottom left of the page here. Kimmo considers all similar software to be illegal clones, despite the fact that his software is a clone of [[Wikipedia:UBB.classic|UBB.classic]], written in 1996.
*Polls - The AT polls have absolutely no restriction on who can vote on them. Get behind a [[proxy]] and vote down any idea for changes to the site or anything that promotes paedophilia (or in fact anything that Sysop [[Buttsex|likes]]). The more people do this, the more likely it is that Sysop will be butthurt over the amount of people not subscribing to his ideals. Sysop now bans people for voting in both female and male polls, now 99% of his userbase has left/been banned for being transexual. He really fucking rages hard when you vote on both male and female polls so make accounts just to do that over and over.
*Private Messages to Harass Sysop - It used to be the "wishing well" that did this but Kimmo has since blocked it. However, http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/new_private_message_for_Sysop" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://www.anontalk.se/new_private_message_for_Sysop still works but only if your host name isn't banned. But what will work is to file an elaborate abuse report. Kimmo blocked it so only regulars can use it, but it still works if the hostname is banned. To bypass it, edit your cookies from anontalk.com so num_posts is in the hundreds and you can use it again. Then you can just bomb those shit in and nothing is stopping them. Kimmo will shit himself. Or go to http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/new_bulletin" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://www.anontalk.se/new_bulletin and use a bot or script to generate random junk.
*Post shit - It is easy to get unbanned from AnonTalk. Try to make a "quality post" using Tor... It won't work, but if Kimmo notices you tried to post something decent and were blocked, he will whitelist you. (Save your ID/password until he does this.) Once you're http://hiderefer.com/??http://www.anontalk.se/status_check" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">whitelisted, go ahead and [[troll]], spam or post [[copypasta]] (that always works well).
*Discuss the site with a thread - Start a thread that makes a negative comment on the site. Kimmo hates people saying anything bad about his precious board.
*Rogue Wiseguy - This one takes a bit of time and planning. Kimmo is so desperate for Wiseguys that his requirements are stupidly low - 100 posts. All you need to do is *shudder* contribute 100 quality posts, then apply to be a Wiseguy saying something like "I've always hated Retardchan, I want to help banish its idiotic users from the Best Site in the World™" and when Kimmo makes you a wiseguy, you are free to go completely batshit and [[ban fucking everyone]]. Be warned, when he catches you he will ban you, shitlist you and scramble your password. Who cares? You'll have caused enough rage that he'll shit bricks.
The above was performed by an anonymous Tinychan user on a wiseguy ID that Joe DDM (a somewhat notorious TC namefag) had donated to him with this as the intent; however, Joe DDM could not do this himself because his parents found out that he was using AnonTalk and threatened to take away his laptop if he ever went on that site again.
* Easy wordfilter bypass: http://www.upsidedowntext.com
Kimmo starts to break
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Keep fucking with him. He's nearing a [[butthurt|breakdown]].
New strategy results in win
On August 26, 2009, DNS host Gandi gave Anontalk the boot.
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The victory was short-lived, as Kimmo moved the site onto Network Solutions. But that was just a ticking time bomb as it's well known they won't tolerate bad sites. August 31, Network Solutions realized that they wanted nothing to do with a faggot who managed to get kicked off of Paypal, Google AdSense, and GoDaddy--just to name a few. AND Kimmo got his SSL certificate revoked. Lots of jewgold was flushed down the drain.
Whenever his domain goes down, nobody visits his site. The only posts during that time are obvious fake content of Kimmo talking to himself so he can avoid showing a three day gap in new threads.
March 2010: Kimmotherapy
Some faggots that assembled in IRC devised a new strategy, because [[O rly|obviously they would be successful and not fail like the other /b/tards]]. To combat these [[Hackers on steroids|new methods]], Kimmo lost a lot of sleep while coding [[Bullshit|advanced artificial intelligence]].
TL;DR: a botnet flooded "WHY DO YOU BULLY LOLI?" and a script shitposted a bunch of memes. Kimmo RAGED.
The Kimmotherapy raid was ultimately fail, but some dedicated anons split off to form [[Jews|Some 11-year-olds]] and continued the trolling.
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Results
# Kimmo b& all wiseguys
# Kimmo’s domain registrar threatened a takedown for CP links (Dear Leader had to do new programming)
# Kimmo’s domain registrar disabled anontalk.com for CP links
# The board spent multiple three-hour periods in [[LOL WUT|lockdown mode]]
# AT was taken down for “[[Lies|major database maintenance]]”
# Page views and new replies dropped significantly
# Kimmo b& browsers with empty user-agents
# The notes system was disabled for new users
# Dear Leader made a slew of grammatical errors in PMs
# The front page was filled with week-old topics
# No “[[Faggotry|grinds my gears]]” topics were posted
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Theft of the domain
[[Fag|Some 11-year-olds]] continued to [[Rape|harass]] Kimmo and report him to various agencies. Dear Leader, after [[CP|failing to heed their warnings]], was dropped from Key-Systems.net DNS services on April 5, 2010.
The next day, not understanding that nobody wants to have his pedo site anywhere near their servers, Kimmo tried to register Anontalk's domain with EuroDNS, this was not left unnoticed by some heroic [[Tinychan|TCers]], who quickly logged on their [[Twitter]] accounts and [[spam|contacted]] EuroDNS, demanding an answer for a simple but very important question:
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EuroDNS, fearing that [[Chris Hansen]] would show on their door with a couple of vans and some seats, did the only reasonable thing they could and set AT's registry to 127.0.0.1.
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On April 12 the domain returned and was properly resolving to PRQ. It seemed like the [[Fail|battle was lost]], but [[Fag|some 11-year-olds]] kept thrusting like they were fucking [[your mom]]. Victory was set in stone on April 16, when EuroDNS set the domain to a 30-day deletion period called “redemptionPeriod” and the root DNS servers stopped resolving anontalk.com.
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Anonymous promptly back-ordered the domain and is currently awaiting the mid-May transfer of ownership. Meanwhile, they continue to rape the corpse of anontalk.com, now known as anontalk.se
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Bye bye DNS
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Why EuroDNS did what they did
* They hate pedophiles
* Kimmo mailbombed them
* They tried posting on Kimmo's site and got this:
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* They read Kimmo's bulletins
Domain purchased
On May 23rd, some [[faggot|fagtardicus]] purchased the domain Anontalk.com after it was put out for sale again. A web-based chat room was set up in its place. Kimmo then started to [[rage]], sending [[email]]s to the person who bought the domain demanding him to give him the domain back (although it would probably just be [[pwn|dropped again]]). On this night [[Tinychan]] raved, with Tinychanners asking the domain owner to redirect the site to [[goatse|other sites and such]], such as [[partyvan|cia.gov]] and [[virus|free screensavers]].
The owner of the domain then pointed anontalk.com towards Tinychan, forever pwning Kimberley. In fact, anontalk.com was already a blacklisted word on his forum beforehand. Shortly after, a clone of AnonTalk was set up, Kimmo performed [[DDoS]] plus [[crapflood]] attacks contaning [[Grawp]]-style death threats. AnonTalk.com was also briefly used to host a mirror of [[WikiLeaks]].
Death of Anontalk
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On September 2010, [[Minichan|Minichan's]] "phishing clone board" http://www.atbbs.org went up and began spamming Anontalk, which, combined with other factors, caused Kimmo to cease his angry bulletins for 4 days from the 13th to the 17th. On the Seventeenth of September, 2010, at approx. 1.30PM GMT, Kimmo Alm finally snapped.and closed down Anontalk [[lie|forever]].
Return of Anontalk
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However, Kimmo necromanced his shitty shambling corpse of a board within 5 days, and followed up with the usual 'I can't kill my child' and 'Stop being dead and start spreading the fucking word this time... or else!' bulletins. He likely considers this an [[win| epic win]], as he will have shown his users that he's not just a lame duck empty threat machine, and is totally super [[srs]] about closing it if more people don't come, but ironically his closing it will have driven almost all his remaining [[sick fuck| users]] away, and most of them will never return.
Second Death of Anontalk
On [[Last Thursday|Thursday 14th October]], some [[hero]] started hammering the shit out of Alm's server. Technically, this isn't a DDoS, because it's not actually distributed: one or a very small number of high-bandwidth servers are being used for the attack instead of a botnet. These types of attacks are normally trivial to stop since there's normally no more than half a dozen IPs that need to be blocked at the router level (as compared with hundreds or thousands with a real DDoS). It isn't known why Kimmo hasn't stopped it, but many speculate that he likely pissed off PRQ to the point that they are not willing to help him, likely because he sent death threats and/or spammed their support ticket system. Since the site just had the usual 'I will kill AT soon if you don't spread the word' bulletins a short while before that, most of the regulars simply assumed that the site was shut down once again, ensuring that the shitty website will be even deader than it was before. However, those who know anything about the internet will realise that the error message is a [[SNCA|timeout message as opposed to a cannot find server message]]. The site is still down as of October 31st, and the person or persons behind the attack wish to remain [[Anonymous]]. Since AnonTalk's death, the [[pedophiles| regular users]] of Kimmo's site have migrated from his unauthorized illegal clone to several of the legal clones.
Second Return of AnonTalk
Remember, remember, the fourth of November. Kimmo brought PedoTalk back from the dead [[trying too hard| yet again]] on an [[asking for it| American Host]] called [[juggalo| Black Lotus]] with [[bullshit| DDoS protection]]. Despite being hosted in the [[United States]], they don't seem to give a shit about all of the [[CP| questionable material]] on the site. Kimmo tried really hard for about 2 weeks to keep his [[rage| rage bulletins]] to a minumum. Of course, being [[Kimmo Alm]] he quickly lost his shit, spurred along by [[faggots]] from [[Tinychan| a different, shitty BBS]] coordinating [[crapfloods]] on an IRC channel. After a few nights of being [[irony| mercilessly spammed]], Kimmo showed how far gone he really is when he posted this bulletin:
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Losing the ability to easily flood the site, a boycott of AnonTalk was called for, and only a couple of hours in, Kimmo [[orgasm| exploded with rage]]. Because you now have to have your [[at least 100| first 100]] posts pre-moderated by Kimmo, there is really no point in trolling the site, but cuntbots are still A-OK. AnonTalk's activity dropped to virtually [[divide by zero| zero]].
Third Death of Anontalk
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On November 19th, 2010, ltamake opened a new clone called AnonTalk.us on Kimmo's host, Black Lotus. The clone ran his proprietary (he will release the source code soon) ALTBBS, which is an exact clone of AnT. This made Kimmo rage (supposedly, BL got DMCA takedown notices and rage from him, but never forwarded it to ltamake), and he soon came to his senses by [[win|shutting down AnonTalk]]. The guy, ltamake says he will continue the clone, but it will be moved to the [[Tinychan]] server since he cannot afford [[Jewgold|Black Lotus]].
Third return of Anontalk
On November 27th, Anontalk went online again,
Anontalk Turns Three
Kimmo, in true [[Unwarrented_self_importance|self congratulatory manner]], has posted a massive block of text proclaiming himself a programming genius and celebrating the fact that his aborted fetus of a shitty board will soon turn three. Preparations are already underway for completely not giving a shit. Laugh, cry, but ultimately be afraid of just how our Kimmo is losing his mind, http://hiderefer.com/?http://www.anontalk.se/topic/69302" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here (at least until it's hosted somewhere else). Pay careful attention to the posts made by his [[Samefag|"fans"]] to get a true sense of his madness.
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To the surprise of absolutely nobody but Kimberly, PedoTalk's birthday did not result in his site magically becoming popular as he described in the thread above. This has led to a stream of [[RAGE]] bulletins, and even https://bulletins.iwantabro.com/bulletin/854141" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">threats of [[Flounce|flouncing]].
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While he sadly [[Obvious|did not follow through with the threat]], he has continued to descend further into madness. He has now started [[WTF|inexplicably posting bulletins as "Sgt. Sysop"]].
The 4th death of Anontalk
On April 25th 2011 Anontalk died. This is the last bulletin Kimmo posted:
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As it turned out, Black Lotus finally told him to GTFO.
On May 1st, Anontalk was replaced with a massive [[tl;dr]] page from Kimmo stating that AnT would not be coming back until he had [[Unrealistic Expectations|made a lot of money for himself]]. No one knows when or if that will happen, or if it's just Kimmo-speak for becoming an hero.
AnonTalk BBS is now completely dead and will never return
On 18 August 2011, Kimmo finally realised that he will never be an eccentric billionaire and wrote a rather lulzy paragraph on his site.
In addition, his personal site KimmoA.se contained this simple message:
Watch the Stockholm obituaries carefully, ladies and gents!
The Current State of Kimmoa.se
Kimmo took down down KimmoA.se and his "news service", Riktiga Nyheter, in 2017. An archive is maintained by IWantABro: https://iwantabro.com/kimmoa/
Gallery
The Book of Kimmo
See [[AnonTalk/The Book of Kimmo]]
See also
*[[Kimmo Alm Emails]] - an extensive email exchange between [[moot]] and Kimmo Johan Alm, in which Alm acts like a retard and raging faggot
*[[Kimmo Johan Alm]] - article on the [[Paedophile|owner]]
*[[TehBigToaster]] - every single AnonTalk moderator screenshot you've ever seen, this guy took
*[[Minichan]] - illegal clone
*[[Tinychan]] - the original illegal clone
External links
*https://bulletins.iwantabro.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Archive of (almost) all of Kimmo's rage-filled bulletins
*http://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/anontalk.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">WOT Security Scorecard of anontalk.com - Ironically someone else now owns the domain, but the previous bad marks remain.
*http://www.vicesisters.com/escort-CO200!C-RE7!R-SO1!O-M-CI14021!I-Page-1!P-XC-ID52543!D.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Kimmo's ad for iwantapal.com
*http://bibanon.org/archives/kimmo/index.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Moot Speaks Out Against Kimmo Alm and AnonTalk - After a particularly heated exchange with Kimmo Alm, Moot creates a sitewide announcement against his bewildering antics. (Archived at http://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Bibliotheca Anonoma)
**http://bibanon.org/archives/kimmo/wiseguy.zip" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">wiseguy.zip - An ex-moderator from AnT has posted a bunch of hilarious PMs from Kimmo, all of which show he is completely insane.
AnonTalk in the News
*http://www.thelocal.se/20100409/25986" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Police powerless to close paedophile forums April 9, 2010 -- An article all about AnonTalk however they don't name the site as they don't want to give it traffic.
*https://web.archive.org/web/20091224152427/http://crimesandjustice.com/anontalk-pedophiles-live" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Anontalk – Where the pedophiles live Nov 11, 2009 - has Kimmo's dox
*https://web.archive.org/web/20101005155405/http://crimesandjustice.com/anontalk-child-porn-image-links-pedophilia-hangout/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Anontalk = Child Porn image links & Pedophilia hangout Nov 1, 2009 -- Crimes and Justice blog urges people to stop the pedophiles on that site, gives Kimmo's name, photo, and says "Encyclopedia Dramatica gives a GREAT break down on this individual who runs this website."
*http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534941,00.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Feared Hackers Call Off Attack on AT&T July 28, 2009 -- TL;DR 4chan stopped attacking AT&T when they realized Kimmo was to blame for getting AT&T to block 4chan
*http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/undercover-web-site-derailed-hosting-firm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The US Department of Homeland Security used AnonTalk to lure pedophiles to a fake site which promised them travel to Canada in order to have sex with minors.
Additional Brave Patriot Sites
*Kimmo's dox https://web.archive.org/web/20100413151748/http://anontalk.net/demo/topic/51]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">(Archive),
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*https://web.archive.org/web/20100428082248/http://new4chan.byethost8.com/wiki/index.php/Main_Page" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Operation PedoFuck Wiki - Anti-Kimmo Johan Alm wiki
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*http://memegenerator.net/Kimmo-Alm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Kimmo Alm meme generator
*https://web.archive.org/web/20110506033359/http://www.alltalk.in/all_about_kimmo" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Info on Kimmo (Archive)
*https://archive.fo/kimmoa.se" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Kimmo's personal domain (Archive)
AnonTalk is not the only Anonymous Text Board out there
*[[Minichan BBS]]
*[[Tinychan]]
*http://f2bbs.com/bbs" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">F2BBS
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