
The stories are reproduced unedited and unaltered, complete with author's notes - a glimpse into the deranged and emotionally stunted sexual fantasies of an [[overweight]], [[autistic]] male [[virgin]] [[furfag]] - for your [[shotgun mouthwash|reading pleasure]].
A warning: while reading these stories does provide a very amusing and telling insight into A-Log's bizarre fetishes, sexual inadequacies and insecurities, reading them in their entirety is recommended only for the most brave and/or sexually jaded. Many, upon reading the stories over a long duration, have claimed that A-Log has left them a shell of their former selves, unable thereafter to enjoy [[sex|physical love]]. The stories also feature [[rule 34|many beloved children's characters]] who may be forevermore be [[taint|tainted]] in the eyes of the reader.
Those who wish to experience a similar, but slightly less disturbing read are advised to look [[creepypasta|elsewhere]].
We at Encyclopedia Dramatica would recommend copypasting the stories into a Word document, printing them out and then sending them to the following addresses:
*A-Log's Mom's Mailing Address:
Margo Bornstein LoGatto,
90 Braisted Avenue, Staten Island, NY 10314
Or, alternatively, [[you]] might want to e-mail the stories to A-Log's mom's personal e-mail at the following address:
*E-mail: [email protected]
* WSIA-FM's Mailing Address:
Philip Masciantonio,
WSIA-FM
2800 Victory Boulevard Rm 1C-106
Staten Island, New York 10314
Or, alternatively, [[you]] might want to e-mail the stories to the general manager of WSIA-FM at the following address:
*E-mail: General [email protected]
A-Log is also known to contribute to [[Lol so randum XD|Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin]], a [[unfunny|humor]] [[old media|magazine]] written, published and funded by the students of the College of Staten Island, but, for some reason, he seems to have neglected to submit these stories in spite of how undeniably [[lulz|hilarious]] they are.
Perhaps [[you]] might want to remedy that?
*Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin's Mailing Address:
Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin,
2800 Victory Boulevard,
Staten Island, NY 10314,
Campus Center 1C, Room 230
Or, alternatively, [[you]] might want to e-mail the stories to Operation: Three-Legged Dolphin's submissions department at the following address, expressing an interest in having them published in the magazine and Mr. LoGatto receiving the [[b&|credit]] he so richly deserves:
*E-mail: [email protected]