Audio sorcerer

Not to be confused with [[Audioscrobbler]]; Audio Sorcerer is a 64 year old [[Paganism:1]] chat regular on Yahoo who is known for his repetitive emotes, pasty white ass and overall lack of style. His chat ID is 'www.audio_sorcerer', but due to his spelling being on the same level as a corn-knobbed shit I did last week, some have suggested that he change his ID to 'www.hookedonphonics'.

He claims to be a "Dragon Elder", very similar to an [[otherkin]], only far surpassing the normal 11-20 year age limit of the otherkin. The only way in which he actually does resemble a dragon is the eczema build up on his left ass cheek which might be regarded as scales.

Greg's hemorrhoid-ridden anus after years of abuse by sitting on his ass all day on the Internet.

Accusations

Audio Sorcerer, otherwise known as Greg, has been known to flirt with minors in an attempt to score some pussy. He rarely leaves the house and this method is a way that he can be a [[pedophile]] without putting his pale, corpse-like complexion at any risk of looking human.

Profession

Audio Sorcerer is as of present "looking for work". He claims to have been a sound engineer around the same time that [[God]] expelled Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden.

Many suspect that the cause of unemployment is due to the fact that no work-place will allow someone to chat on Yahoo for 24 hours a day, developing budding tits, while receiving a pay-check.

Nevertheless, Greg still tells everyone of how he has an upcoming gig. The other week he told [[Paganism:1]] of how he was to play at the latest Jackson 5 tour.

Religion

Greg is Asatru ([[paganism]] mixed with vikings) and as such, he believes he can rape and pillage [[16 year old girls]] in chat rooms. He follows this religion because all of the more masculine and semi-employed men in the chat room do and he wouldn't want to be left out.

The Picture That Shocked the Nation

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Here we can see Greg in all his glory emerging from the shack that he calls a house. Note the "Saddam emerging from his hole in the ground" look about him. Clearly, being outside and in natural light has him dazed and confused. The burnt out cars in the background are most likely get-away vehicles used by Greg in order to kidnap all of the underage otherkin girls he's met online.

Links

*http://archive.fo/u8bDX" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Greg's Yahoo Profile

[[Category: People|Greg]]