BoingBoing vs Violet Blue: Strap-on Smackdown!
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[[BoingBoing]] makes [[you|everyone]] want to [[Tubgirl|throw up]] when it claims to be "A directory of [[pain series|wonderful things]]" although one can doubt if anyone on ED (as an example!) would ever bother looking at their [[fucktard|mind-numbingly dull site]] unless absolutely necessary for collecting stuff to shove into a related article or to find specific details on [[drama]].
Spring 2005: Xeni Jardin of BoingBoing decided that trash [[attention whore]] and self-proclaimed "sex-blogger" [[Violet Blue]] was somehow a wonderful thing and made about 70 posts about the Violent Bore's pronouncements.
June 2007: Xeni suddenly decided that Violent was no longer a "wonderful thing", and [[delete fucking everything|ripped out every single post]] she'd made about Violent's [[sick fuck]]ery and [[boring|boring or out-of-date interests]].
June 2008: One of Violent's [[john|customers]] discovered that the posts had all been removed, and told Violent.
The resulting storm in the disinfectant bowl where they used to keep their [[dildo|sex toys]] between sessions has to be one of the dullest blog dramas ever. The time-scale and subplots give a little [[Lulz|negative interest]] to all protagonists.
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[[Lesbian]] Lust in Blogland
Violent Bore [[Fuck|Penetrates]] the Directory of Wonderful Things
Back in 2005, Xeni Jardin, peroxide queen, botox addict, and would-be http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/24/bad-questions-to-ask.html#comment-149062" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">non-transsexual sex goddess to [[13-year-old boys]], decided that "Violet Blue", writer of self-published dirty books that no-one buys and a [[blog]] that no-one reads, was a source of "[[crap|wonderful things]]".
"Violet's" wonderful things included a lot of ancient memes [[IRL]], like the wonders of jewellery made from small parts of dolls and a utility belt full of dildoes. Wonderful things? [[You]] fuckin' bet!
Check http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pTUl8ENWP_9VKa8OWWHG8Xw" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this spreadsheet, which only lists about half to two-thirds of them. BoingBoing is a bit cheap to say "It is all in the [[Archive.org|Wayback Machine]]" because it is fucking hard to find stuff there; by the same token, it is impossible to have any sympathy with [[Violet Blue|Violent Bore]].
Violet and Xeni had Feelings for Each Other
Both being among the most viciously violent [[Attention Whore|attention whores]] in the fragile blogosphere of the [[USA]], Violet and Xeni soon developed feelings for each other.
This is how it really happened.
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So Xeni and Violet indulged in a wild and public [[lesbian]] relationship, but Cory [[Pwnd|didn't get to join in]], not even as a [[Pegging|catcher]].
[[Lesbian Breakup]] is [[War]]
Violet boasted about her conquest on her blog, at parties and so on, and Xeni realized she'd been royally had by a [[jerk]], not that Xeni isn't one, but everything is relative, as Cory wants to tell you until your (and his) teeth fall out. A bit later, Xeni wisely [[delete fucking everything|deleted every fucking post from Violent Bore]]. [[Some argue]] that Violet's [[Violet_Blue#Hypocrisy.2C_thy_name_is_Violet|ugly act of trying to trademark her name]] and nastily strip an honest, hard-working and truly attractive [[porn star]] (see the gallery) from using it also peeved Xeni. Xeni is not saying, except that it
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Aftermath
The discovery
The deletions not being discovered for a whole year speaks volumes. Specifically, it says BoingBoing is irrelevant and everyone knows that Violet Blue is an attention whore and Xeni just wishes she would go away and be a typical nasty brothel madam like most of her ilk or do something else under her [[Power word|birth name]], which is sure as hell not "Violet Blue", despite [[lie|claims to the contrary]]—and that nobody gives a flying fuck about Violet Blue in reality.
Both Xeni and Violet are favourite fantasy objects of [[13 year old boy|13-y-o boys]], Violet for her violent advocacy of [[anal]]ly raping them and Zeni as the older lady next door who looks a lot better than [[your mom]] and you really hope will notice you and want to wet your [[dong|wick]] for the first time (as long as you don't care about her cup size and fat legs, and like the way her calves are always enclosed in high-heeled [[Nazi|jackboots]]).
Reaction on BoingBoing
BoingBoing (and specifically Xeni) decided that Violent was no longer a wonderful thing.
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In a later statement, Xeni decided that BoingBoing was not [[LOL|"A Directory of "Wonderful Things"]] but a collection of private blogs.
The stupidest thing BoingBoing did was to announce that they were not deleting Violent Bore's [[crap]]; neither had they removed it; the BoingBoing bores [[Asking for it| really asked for it]] when they tried to pass it off as "unpublishing". Let that word live only in infamy with Violent Bore (and BoingBoing).
The horrifically [[tl;dr|boring]] comments about the incident passed 1,700 just before the 10th of July. This is a false figure, because they have deleted a [[crapflood|shitload]] of stuff from [[Troll|trolls]] (some of that was probably entertaining, unlike the protagonists) and people whose comments they just didn't like. It really passed 2,000 a few days earlier, so who wants to read the leftovers? We want to see the deleted stuff, but that is probably also a total bore.
A lot of these [[fucktard]]s are moaning, bitching, and whining about how this makes BoingBoing Big Brother from Orwell's 1984 or claiming that the whole thing is like the courtroom scene from some crap [[Hollywood]] movie (A Few Good Men?) or even the courtroom scene from a happy accident like THX1138. Why they have nothing better to do with their time is hard to see.
BoingBoing brooked no comment until a year or two ago, so the [[crapflood]] they have received on this non-event is slightly interesting and [[lulz]]y because they claim to be for [[free speech]], but only enabled comments to get more desperately needed page-hits for their dull part of the Internets: they sure as [[shit]] got a [[shit]]pile for this non-event.
On Violet JBlew:
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Kaplannnn!
Violent Bore's Reaction
Look it up for yourself if you want to be a total [[fucktard|fucking idiot]]. The link is below. ED has [[Violet Blue|an article]] if you really want to know more. Not that BoingBoing has any value as a source.
JNYT
Violet Blue did have a few great overstatements when she talked with the very sympathetic JNew York Times (guess she must have told them her birth name, or maybe they could just tell).
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