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One Piece (of Shit) is a series about pirates created by Oda, who came up with the idea after reading his favorite [[Dragonball]] hentai doujins. Despite this, there is a significant lack of theft, pillaging, [[rape]], wooden limbs, [[pirates]], sodomy or mass executions, which automatically makes it [[shit]]. Instead, a roaming crew of do-gooder clichés travel the high seas whilst performing every power-up short of a Super Saiyan or actually crapping themselves in the attempt.

Predictably, each crewmate has a dream (alongside a TRAJIC PAST) which they feel they need to achieve but won't, as [[jew|Oda knows a cash cow when he sees one]] and will [[goatse|stretch]] out the series until he dies of heart failure or is knife-raped in the butt by a pissed [[YOU|fanboy]]. As a result of this, One Piece could be perceived as a comment on the pseudo-limbo we find ourselves residing in: [[unrealistic expectations|always wanting something just out of reach]] and living lives blighted with disappointment. Alternatively, it could be perceived as a money-making behemoth and easy TV which teeters on the verge of being universally slated as bullshit by having a relatively [[not|badass]] moment every 70 episodes or so.

One Piece is immensely popular despite having the worst character designs in history, features countless scenes of characters sobbing like bitches, and will be 1/16th away from completion upon its [[Over 9000|40,036th]] episode, to the point hopefully no one will care, since Eiichiro Oda, who unlike [[Naruto|Masashi Kishimoto]] has no idea when to end his shitty series. It should be noted that his show's content is not appropriate for anyone above the age of 10.