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April 2024

Soyjak.party, better known as the sharty or just the party and a plethora of other names such as bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site, Soyfag.sharty, The 'arty and so on, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname soyteens or 'teens. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by Soot as a joke, and was bought by Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|(((((((((Kolyma Network))))))))]], but ownership was later given to DOLL, after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".

[[Soyjak.party|(( FORGET LEMON PARTY, WE SOYJAK PARTY-ING NOW ))]]

October 2023

/x/ is [[4chan]]'s paranormal board. Moot originally created /x/ so that the [[neckbeard]]s would have a place for [[SNCA|thoughtful debate regarding alleged supernatural]]. Naturally, [[B|/b/]]tards and other assorted [[faggotry|fags]] have turned /x/ into a place to post vaguely-frightening [[shoop]]ed images, [[Tentacle rape|Cthulhu porn]], and [[over 9,000]] [[Jesus|Zombie]] threads that succeed at being neither funny nor scary.
It is also one of the easiest boards to troll as it is mainly inhabited by 14-year-old fat goths with [[Assburgers]].

/x/ is also one of several 4chan boards raided by /b/ when the [[4chanJS|colored boxes]] roll into town.

[[x/|(( SOOO SPOOKYY ))]]

November 2022

Hiroyuki Nishimura aka "hiro," Hiroshima Nagasaki, or [[pokemon|moot-two]], is a "[[no|kind of a big deal]]" person in the web's *chan 'scene, being an overlord of various web companies and known [[fail|meme master]].

Hiroyuki Nishimura was at one point, and in some respects still is, the Japanese version of moot. He's the founder of 'Jap video-sharing site Nico Nico Douga, creator of [[2channel]], and alleged wanna-be gravure idol. Hiroyuki is currently (Since 2015) the owner/admin of USA-based imageboard/*chan 4chan. Hiro bought 4chan from [[moot]], after moot ragequit [[4chan|his own site]] so that he (moot) could turncoat on [[Anon]]s by working for [[Google]] instead of a *chan site. Hiro has half-assedly operated 4chan since then. But, whatever, right?...

[[Hiroyuki Nishimura|(( HIRO ))]]

October 2022

The Pony Cum Jar Project (also known as the MLP Cum Jar) was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a [[My Little Pony]] figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own [[jizz]]. According to the [[Danish]] [[brony]] behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous [[Cum Collector]]; and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy [[brony]], he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.

Day in; day out; he filled the jar, little by little. [[A challenger appears|However]], one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace; boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even [[Hitler]] would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He then made a thread on 4chan's [[mlp/|mlp/]] board, announcing that his experiment was a [[fail|failure]]. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized.

[[Pony Cum Jar Project|(( EWWWW ))]]

December 2015

Cracky-chan is the name given by [[4chan]] to pictures of an English [[80 year old Chinese man in panties|schoolgirl]] named [[lies|Olivia Fields]] posted by legendary Stalker Warchief Rend Niggerhand. Primarily taken from her Live Journal account ScareCrowMaiden, the pictures displayed an unusual depth of aesthetics for a teenager, and were promptly declared both [[Pain series|cute and sweet]] by [[Anonymous]].

As Anonymous collectively felt the blossoming of his first love he proceeded to enact a rite that would later come to define every relationship he would have: he obsessively wrote graphic accounts of her rape while actively stalking (GOOGLE LULZ) her.

Fearing for her life Cracky QUIT THE INTERNET and went into deep hiding as a [[gay|dedicated]] cadre of [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] and [[pedophiles]] entitled the circlejerk girded their loins, cracked their Mountain Dews, and began to fap furiously to the thought of actually finding her. Cracky-chan is very important in the history of [[Trolltalk]] (often known as [[20721]]), although Trolltalk is not important in the history of anything.

[[Cracky-chan|(( THE QUEEN OF /b/ FOREVER AND EVER ))]]

July 2014

Shutdown4chan, or , was a trolling act conducted co-operationally by [[summerfag|/b/]] and [[Hitler|/pol/]], it started out in the early summer of 2014 when an [[oldfag]] on /b/ got creative and found out he could have some good ol' fun, he did this by starting a false flag [[tumblr]] campaign under the guise of a [[feminazi]] blaming all the problems in the world on [[4chan]] and rallied /b/ into it.

It was quickly revealed to be a trolling act, likely since most of its participants were cancerous little faggots who had no idea what [[rules 1 & 2]] are and why they must never be broken, but the snowball was kept rolling by social justice warriors who think [[the internet is serious business]].

[[Independence Day Invasion|(( #SHUTDOWN4CHAN ))]]

January 2014

http://99chan.org" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">99chan is a recreated [[78chan]]. They have some cool elitist [[mods]] and shitty boards. If it is [[fail|win]] or not is up for debate but what is fact is that whatever this chan does it does at 1/4 the speed of all other chans leading some to believe it is being hosted on a mod's iphone. This board is slow as balls. A post about someone's birthday will literally be there next year, with about 2 posts more. If you're used to the [[Epic|epic]] speed of [[4chan|4chan's]] [[b|/b/]], prepare to be disappointed.
[[99chan|(( 99CHAN ))]]

July 23, 2013

Desuchan is the place where thousands upon thousands of Desufaggots go for all of their [[Rozen Maiden]] needs. This website was made by a [[weeaboo]] [[pedophile|pedo]] named Dark Master Schmidt and has since been inhabited by fans of the [[anime]] as well as many other people ranging from dramafags to [[Touhou|touhoufags]] and the occasional [[B|/b/tard]] troll. The said imageboard contains boards dedicated to the dolls, as well as a general Rozen Maiden board, containing nothing but pure pictures of Dolljoints. It also has numerous other boards, such as /loli/, /rp/, /touhou/, etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum.

Desuchan has been around longer than The [[Internet]] and was created by [[Al Gore]] as a government investigation to determine how to make people [[emo|whiny]] [[faggot]]s. The investigation determined that if a large amount of touhoufags and rpfags are held on the same board for an indefinite amount of time, everyone, even the neutralfags, will end up being a pissy [[bitch]]. During its early days, Desuchan spent most of its time getting brought down by [[DDoS]] against its [[shit|shitty]] server, with the once cancer-free Bokuchan serving as a temporary refuge during outages. Lately, uptime increased dramatically, and apart from the occasional [[v&]], things are [[awesome|just fine thanks]].

[[Desuchan|(( DESUCHAN~ ))]]

June 4, 2013

[[U-18Chan]] is an image board that's managed by furs who think they're Nazis. The group was originally known as [[AuroraFurries]]. They flooded [[B|/b/]] with yiff in an attempt to make a name for themselves. Naturally, /b/ responded accordingly and [[Aurora Theater Shooting|Aurora Furries Theater]] happened.

[[U-18Chan|(( NOW THEY'RE RUINING NAZIS TOO ))]]