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Just when you think you've scraped the [[Goatse|deepest levels]] of stupidity on the [[Internets]], it bends over and sharts something horrendous straight up your nose and into your unprepared brain.

Onigojirakaiju ([[powerword]]: Mark Draper), is that last, sticky crumb of [[shit]] clinging to your asshole after a hefty dump. His stench permeated places like [[deviantART]], [[FurAffinity]] - until they got hacked, anyway - and various other places. He has been [[banned]] or [[hacked]] from many of his favorite forums due to his [[asspie|retarded behavior]] and pathetic attempts to be an [[Internet tough guy]].

[[Some argue|One might think]] Mark's idiocy is the result of being a young, inexperienced [[13 year old boy|teenager]] on the cusp of adulthood. Sorry, gentle reader, that is not the case. He was born on December 6, 1982. At 30 years old, this [[hambeast|festering pile of lard]] still lives at home with his abusive, bipolar step father. Mark's step dad died sometime last year; Mark rejoices daily and wants to piss on his grave. Mark has no job and holds a deep hatred for bipolar people. Why the hatred for bipolar people? Ah, you see, it's because he was [[pain series|abused as a child]] by his bipolar [[Goofy Time|step dad.]] By abused, we mean his step daddy didn't give little Markie his way when he was a kid. In Mark's mind, not getting what he wants when he wants it [[cunt|equates to being beaten, bullied, molested or neglected]].