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July 2023

NFTs or Niggers For Trade are a new, trendy way for [[retards]] to transfer wealth from other retards back to themselves. The first NFTs were made sometime in [[2014]] by Kevin McSoy and [[Rainbow Dash|Anal Dash]] as a result of [[The Fappening]]. If you ask one of the pathetic [[nerds]] involved, they'll tell you NFT stands for "Non-Fungible Token", meaning their digital drawing of an [[Ape|ape]] is completely unique and one of a kind, just like an [[Aspie]]! NFT's are basically a [[nerd|nerdier]] version of [[pokemon]] cards, if such a thing can exist. NFT investors will happily rant for hours about how [[lie|revolutionary]] this technology is, apparently no one can comprehend randomly generated images being "non-fungible", though pretty much everything in the universe is "non-fungible" if you think about it long enough.

Despite the average NFT being even less valuable than a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card, most NFTs sell for prices high enough to make a [[Happy Merchant|Tel Aviv merchant]] jealous. With millions of [[Redundant|braindead celebrities]] being paid to promote these ugly icons, the NFT market has been given an undeserved reputation of legitimacy, and their value is attributed to the hoards of [[Reddit|Redditors]] and [[Twitter]] users pushing these monstrosities. The NFT detractors being just as uninformed and unlikeable as NFT buyers hasn't helped the situation; with so many reddit-obsessed [[teenagers]] spreading easy to disprove lies about NFTs, it's very attractive for some to enter the NFT world and just assume those who don't buy into them are clearly too stupid to understand what they're looking at.

Don't be fooled, if [[you]] buy an NFT, especially now as the hype and attention around them slowly dies, you will overpay for an [[ugly]] avatar that will only [[Fail|plummet in value]] with each passing day. The few [[friends]] you have will laugh at you for making such a retarded decision, you'll eventually have to sell it for a fraction of the price you paid, and you'll regret your purchase for the rest of your days. Like most things in this world, it's already controlled by [[Jews|clever manipulators]] who know how to sell scams to everyone, from the [[Basement-dweller|savvy internet users]] to the [[Normalfag|normies]] who rarely use the [[internets]].

[[NFTs| (( THE NFT GRIFT ))]]

July 2022

Wallpaper is what covers up that ugly teal colour on your computer's desktop. Wallpapers come in JPG, PNG and [[shit nobody cares about|Vellum]]. Before the advent of [[Computer Science III|technology]], all wallpapers had to be 256 colours and no more than 128x128 pixels large so that they could tile across your screen in a satanic [[epilepsy]]-inducing extravaganza. Fortunately we are beyond such things and can now decorate our computer desktops with as much [[Paris Hilton]] and [[bestiality|horsecock]] as we wish.

[[Wallpaper| (( NOT CALLED "BACKGROUND", BUT WALLPAPER ))]]

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The iPhone is Apple's newest way to Jew you, hardcore. The phone retails at $5,000-$6,000 Jesus bucks, but only costs Apple $250 and a bowl of rice (to feed the Asian) to make. Don't forget when the battery dies (and it will) you get to send it to Apple and pay them to have one of their Asians, monkeys or Asian monkeys to do something every other phone company in the world allowed you to do yourself. They will also delete all your data on your phone, too, because they're too lazy to back your data up. If any Jewfails were to complain, it's off to the oven, you [[Nazi]]!

[[IPhone|(( IPHONE ))]]

Mozilla Firefox is a [[internet|web]] [[browser]] designed exclusively for [[1337|elitist]], [[basement dwelling]] [[Fags|bloggers]] experiencing [[Seamonkey|Netscape Communicator]] [[drugs|withdrawal]]. Firefox quickly became the browser of choice for [[everyone|those]] disillusioned with [[Internet Explorer]], most of which consist of [[13-year-old boy]]s to look up [[porn]] so their [[Your mom|parents]] don't find out.

[[Mozilla Firefox|(( MOZILLA FIREFOX ))]]