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July 2023

Fishtank, also called Fishtank Live was an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by Americunt comedy hack (and notorious terrorist) [[Sam Hyde]], er, "Jason [[jew|Goldstriker]]". The basis of the show was the dream of every OG-style internet troll and [[autist|lolcow enthusiast]]: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of [[USA|'Murican]] money which isn't really that much - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season.

January 2023

Rick and Morty is [[Adult Swim]]'s barely disguised ripoff of [[American Dad]]—which was itself a ripoff of [[Family Guy]], complete with idiotic pop-culture references, forced memes and constant sex jokes for cheap laughs. While Family Guy stole its main characters from [[The Simpsons]] and made them even more tiring and boring to watch, Rick and Morty [[ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL|stole its main characters]] from "[[Back to the Future]]", but instead of learning how to make interesting and lovable characters who can go fantastic adventures, this show prefers to show dysfunctional characters yelling and screaming at each other for half an hour, feigning clever and realsitic relationships.

The show panders to a [[Fantard|fanbase]] of [[Retarded|mentally-challenged]] [[Tryhard|pseudo-intellectuals]] who actually believe that the show is [[Vagina|extremely deep]] and [[No|highly scientific]] in its depiction of convoluted [[sci-fi]] garbage and constant [[Scat|poop jokes]]. The show has also done a shout-out to the plethora of [[sick fucks]] who draw [[The Loud House|incest porn]] of the show's characters and then post it on [[DevianTART]].

As with all other Adult Swim shows, it has the child appeal equivalent to that of anything airing on [[Gravity Falls|Disney XD]], animation that isn't much above what high-school, first year art students could make in their personal [[deviantART]] doodlebooks, along with repetitive episodes which entail many [[Perverted|sexual]], [[Fucked up|mutated]], [[Pain Series|gore-filled adventures]] that are too fucked up to air on any other basic cable channel.

The show stars a [[Angry Grandpa|batshit-insane, drunken grandpa]]; named Rick, and his queer [[Shota|14-year-old grandson]]; Morty and the [[Cripples|retarded catastrophic abominations]] they create on their time-wasting journeys across the universe. It was originally just a merciful film short before Cartoon Network found out they had too much [[Jew Gold|FGT]], so they threw it at this and boom, we have our new show, 21-minute-long episodes of pure shitfests and scientific [[Fail|failure]].

There's currently 6 seasons of this shit; and counting.

October 2022

101 Dalmatian Street is a [[United Kingdom|British]] cartoon series made by [[Disney]] to make 101 Dalmatians hip with the kids again. It is basically [[The Loud House]], but for furfags instead of pedophiles. This show follows the various incestuous misadventures of two siblings: [[Lesbian|Dolly]] and [[Sperg|Dylan]]. Like many other of Disney's properties, the series attracts many furries and autistic manchildren with its bright, blinding colors and bland anthropomorphic characters.

December 2021

Alec Baldwin is an American actor who gets put into shitty unfunny Hollywood movies to please the mass of [[normalfags|low minded idiots]] that will find [[I'm so random|anything]] funny. [[Last Tuesday]], Alec Baldwin was eventually tired of these comedy hack producers not making anything good, and decided to give the director [[nobody|Joel Soulza]] what he deserved, a [[SHOTS|nice shooting]]. However he end up killing the cinematographer [[nobody|Halyna Hutchins]] instead. He now claims it was an "accident" - probably to try and avoid an investigation from the [[FBI]].

2019-2020

"GONE MISSING"

October 2018

Nurse Who is a long-running British science fiction TV series that's been both a source of merchandising success and professional embarrassment to the BBC. Nurse Who is to the British what Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica or even Stargate is to Americans; something for asexual geeks to masturbate to in lieu of finding a real life and having at least, the tiniest chance of reproducing. Since the show is British it is forced to hire better actors and writers to distract viewers from all them fucked up teeth. If one had to sum up the appeal of Nurse Who, one would have to describe it as the dullest show evar made - even compared to the webcast PowerPoint anime starring Withnail and the universally acclaimed USAnian movie. It's main selling point for American faggots is that, unlike every show in their motherland, it somehow manages to mention the occasional faggot without turning EVERY CHARACTER ON THE SHOW INTO ONE. For those unsatisfied with the reasonable levels of faggotry, the BBC created Torchwood. Today, Nurse Who is [[Avatar]] for otherkin.

May 2017

Samurai Jack is the [[Holy Grail]] of cartoons and was created by [[God|Genndy Tartakovsky]]. Originally a show from a month before [[9/11]], it made an unexpected return in 2017 where it single-handedly [[BTFO]] every liberal [[tumblr]] cartoon on TV, including [[reddit|reddit's]] favourite shitty shows, like [[Rick and Morty]], [[Steven Universe|Steven Universe]] and [[The Loud House]], garnering more ratings than all of these pretentious fuckshows combined.

Mister Tartakovsky. For that alone, we at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] welcome you as our lord and saviour of lulz.

January 2017

[[Lazy]]Town is supposedly a kids' show, even though no kid has [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|EVER]] watched it. The show is mainly geared towards [[Pedophilia|pedophiles]] and [[Terri Schiavo|coma victims]]. Kids rarely find LazyTown entertaining, but if you are a sensible adult who does not fantasize about underage girls, beware.

This show will skull fuck your reality. This program routinely whips out its joyful; bubbly and abnormally massive cock; inserts said cock into your cranial cavity; and doesn't stop pounding until it squirts a bucket of sticky pink happiness into your diseased and swollen brain tissue.

No joke, after watching only thirty minutes of this show you'll be a candidate for [[Terri Schiavo|tube feeding]].

Even though the town depicted in the show is called LazyTown, there are barely any [[nigger]]s.

All too often, one comes across [[Rule 34|fan-porn]] of this show: [[Photoshopped]] pictures of its pink haired protagonist Stephanie sucking [[cock]]. These pictures originate from [[4chan]] and [[Something Awful]] members, generally to post on other, [[Virgin|more innocent]] boards such as [[Gaia Online]] or [[Neopets]], or as fapping material for [[sick fucks]].

[[LazyTown|((WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY!))]]

June 2014

The show revolves around a family of [[Bible]] thumping, [[gay]] hating, [[nigger]] beating [[rednecks]] that makes blowable [[dildos]] that makes noises to attract [[Duck Hunt|ducks and kill their feathered asses]] for fun. The use these dildos to make money and sell them to other rednecks, so they can kill their next church picnic meal. This show is an advertising [[money|cash]] cow that [[Wal-Mart]] is diminishing their [[balls|sports]] section in order to dedicate an aisle to bobble heads and calendars of the heads of a Southern generation. No wonder why [[obesity]] rates are growing.

[[Duck Dynasty|(( RELEASE THE QUACKIN' ))]]

August 2014

Neil Patrick Harris is an alter ego of Barney Stinson and a popular A-list so called celebrity. He is best known from being gay, starring in some ‘80s TV series that you will never even recall, and meeting your mother. It should also be noted, that - despite his wide-opened gayness and the fact that he's already "married" AND has two adopted kids - he's one of the most longed for shlick material to half of women population in this world.

[[Neil Patrick Harris|(( HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER ))]]

April 2014

Wilkins Coffee was the most popular brand of coffee from the beginning of time up until about the [[1980s]] because if you were caught drinking any other brand, [[Muppets|Jim Henson's]] proto-Kermit would shoot you in the fucking face. Wilkins went out of business due to the countless lawsuits it got from the families of the victims who lost their lives to the blood thirsty Kermit. Kermit however was acquitted of all charges of capital murder and went on to become the star of both Sesame Street and The Muppet Show while the family members had to live with seeing the murderer go free and taunt them in their faces on national television.

[[Wilkins Coffee |(( WILKINS COFFEE ))]]

February 2014

Bleach is an [[anime]] series, with [[at least 100|over three hundred and sixty six episodes and counting]], with a name that makes no sense. The only reason we have an article is that hordes of angry [[weeaboo|waps]] like to argue about the name and [[Rule 34|draw cartoons of the fourteen-year-old orange-haired girl with giant tits]]. It is the epitome of self-aggrandizing, masturbatory power-fantasy material, beating the [[gay|epic]] [[Naruto]] due to the fact that [[13_year_old_boy|13 year olds]] would rather identify with an adolescent boy than some [[Faggot|Awesome]] ninja. Bleach follows a simple but effective 'expanding fetish-focus' formula for luring in the asinine punters, to be found in an increasing amount of [[anime|animu]] and mango.

[[Bleach |(( BLEACH ))]]

December 2013

Once one of the lulziest shows ever to lulz the lulz on [[television]], it's now considered an [[old meme]] and generally shitty. True [[hXc]] fans claim the quality dropped off after the 9th season or when Matt Groening stole all of the non-shitty writers to work on [[Futurama]], leaving The Simpsons at the mercy of Mike Scully and Fox network executives dead set on whoring the show out long past the point of being profitable and franchise becomes a walking poster child for shows that should have been euthanized.

[[The Simpsons|(( THE SIMPSONS ))]]

Gravity Falls is an [[American]] [[cartoon|animated]] [[comedy]] [[creepypasta|horror]] television series created by Alex Hirsch. It features two [[incest|twins]], a boy named Dipper who [[shit no one cares about|nobody gives half a shit about]], and a [[loli|girl]] named Mabel who is obsessed with [[vampires]], [[pigs]], glitter, and other girly shit. [[The Legend of Korra|Like]] [[Invader Zim|any]] [[My Little Pony|other]] [[Adventure Time and Regular Show|cartoon]] created in the last decade, it generated a huge [[fantard]] following consisting of [[tumblr]] 16-year-old girls and [[co/|/co/]]'s usual base of [[sick fucks]] and [[manchildren]], the latter who find Mabel [[Pedo Baiting|very sexy]].

[[Gravity Falls|(( PINECEST ))]]

You might know Mark Wahlberg (or as [[TOW]] calls him, Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg, born June 5, 1971) as a manlet [[American]] actor, probably most well known for being cast in all those [[Do not want|shitty remakes of classic movies that nobody liked or asked for]] and films that couldn't afford [[Strutting Leo|Leonardo DiCaprio]].

You might also know him for being a little wigger faggot in the early '90s and calling himself Marky Mark, frontman with the band [[Fat Larry's Band|Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch]], a gang of part-time [[prostitution|rent boys]] that managed to make [[Vanilla Ice]] look like blacker than Wesley Snipes by comparison.

What you might not know, however, is that Mark Wahlberg is a violent thug and a huge [[racist]] who haets [[Azns]]. No srsly, it's true.

[[Mark Wahlberg|(( VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS! ))]]

SpongeBob SquarePants is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob [[Family Guy|doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes]] that stretch longer than [[goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]]. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is [[gay]]. Why else would he need so many holes, [[baw|cry]] in every single episode, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day 1 to current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned [[gay]] by now.

[[SpongeBob Squarepants|(( SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ))]]