Burger the Angry Cat

For whatever reason, [[cats]] on the internet have been entertaining people with [[retard|single-digit IQs]] since [[Last Thursday| Last Thursday]].
Being the internet, there are plenty of people out there who would prefer to see something being tortured - the smaller and fluffier, the better. So we are left with a combination of the cute, the sick, and the utterly [[shit no one cares about|pointless]].

Burger

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Burger the Angry Cat is the angriest of the angry [[Cats]] to ever see daylight. He is possessed, and will not be able to be exorcised by the [[Pope]]. No one really knows why he is so angry. Maybe he is going through a divorce. Maybe [[castration|they don't "climb when he walks" anymore]]. Perhaps he's pissed that he was named after a food. Some people say that he is not angry at all, and just wants to snuggle. However, the people who say this are mostly women and also think that when a guy doesn't call them, it's because he is [[bullshit|threatened by strong, independent women.]] He most likely slaughtered the people at the pound out of [[rage]] right after the video which could explain why it was abruptly cut off, but no one really cares.

Breaking News

That statement is untrue, because Burger was reported at the oil rig the day [[BP|BP]] accidentally the Gulf Coast.

Facts About Burger

*Burger will [[rape]] your [[Ohbutyouwillpet|children]], burn down your house, [[Vore|eat you]], and then tell you about it. "LOL", he will say, "I 8 U."

*Burger hates people.

*Burger [[KKK|hates]] [[jews]], black people, and [[fags]].

*Burger hates other cats.

*Burger hates [[4chan]].

*Burger hates us for putting him up on [[ED]].

*Burger is in the [[nazi|SS]], yes they're still around.

*Burger is the feline version of [[Angry German Kid]] - who is already the reincarnation of [[Hitler]]. Remember, [[a cat is fine too]].

*Burger hates [[you]].

*Burger hates [[Caturday]].

*Burger hates sunshine.

*Burger hates lollipops.

*Burger hates rainbows.

*Burger hates happiness.

*Burger hates [[lolcats]].

*Burger will kill you all.

The Burger Videos

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MEOWARCHY

Armed with many, many clips of cats floating around [[YouTube]] of cats being tormented, http://uk.youtube.com/user/Anticyclonic" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Anticyclonic put up several clips of cats hissing, spitting, yowling, screeching and clawing like orgasmic [[furries]] on the [[interbutts]], much to the annoyance of [[bestiality|animal lovers]] everywhere and the entertainment of everyone else. It is worth noting that Meowarchy's first video, Demon Cats, where Burger was one of these chosen few stars in it, had been baleeted a long time ago because some asshole named Rod Miller, whose pussy chihuahua got [[pwn|pwned]] by one of these cats, issued a copyright claim from [[butthurt]] because his dog let itself get a literal pussy-whipping. It had been baleeted multiple times, but has been uploaded again most recently by http://www.youtube.com/user/1sam245" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">1sam234.

[[Teh]] Videos in all their Glory

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See Also

* [[Angry on the Internet]]
* [[Caturday]]
* [[Crazy]]
* [[Lolcats]]

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