Cancer Jesus

Cancer Jesus is the name given to the skinny messiah-like character in the [[#Background|music video]] 'I Feel Better' by the [[Britfag]] band http://www.myspace.com/hotchip" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Hot Chip. The phrase has been used by different users on different sites, including [[YouTube|YouTube]] and ShowHype, so its origin is [[Shit nobody cares about|unknown]]. The reasoning behind his name is self explanatory, but for the [[Retard|slower ones amongst us]]: It's because he looks like a bald Jesus wearing a patient gown. Indeed, what isn't there to love about this admixture of evil, lulz and [[bald|cue ball?]]

Background

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Cancer Jesus is played by actor/comedian http://www.myspace.com/rossdavidlee" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ross Lee. The music video was directed by Peter Serafinowicz, whom is regarded as the http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/mar/17/hot-chip-i-feel-better" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">brainchild of the video. The events in the video are as follows: Cancer Jesus gatecrashes a gig, causing much [[butthurt|butthurt]] to many. He proceeds to [[Shoop da Whoop|shoop]] the shit out of the boyband, killing them in much [[This Looks Shopped|SFX glory.]] After murdering them, he resurrects the group and breaks into song and dance, which [[Mind control|wins over the crowd entirely]]. However, before the dance can be finished, he flees the scene upon the arrival of his arch-nemesis: A floating Negro Head [[Fact|(Srsly)]]. The video has received [[Epic Win|much praise]] for its randomness and humor.

Cult Following

Cancer Jesus has received a small following on the internet, which has evidently recognized him as more than an [[anonymous]] character in a funny music video, but as a mock-christ-like Saviour. Wherever the video is posted, amongst the viewers is a handful of 'disciples' spreading his good name. He now has a fan page on http://www.facebook.com/pages/All-Hail-Cancer-Jesus-3/113999671957189?v=wall#!/pages/All-Hail-Cancer-Jesus-3/113999671957189?ref=ts" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Facebook and is also frequently posted on http://memegenerator.net/Cancer-Jesus-/ImageMacro/837540/Cancer-Jesus-BEHOLD-MY-GOLRY-SHINES-" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Meme Generator, although all of the images are [[unfunny]], [[Gay|fags.]]

Notable discussions on the video and Cancer Jesus can be found on the following:
* http://www.ubervu.com/conversations/www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DMaCZN2N6Q_I" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ubervu, with over 4000 comments.
* http://tweetmeme.com/story/741776089/youtube-hot-chip-i-feel-better-hd" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Tweetmeme, with over 600 Tweets.
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaCZN2N6Q_I" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Youtube, with [[Over 9000|over 9000]] Cancer Jesus appreciators.
* http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=103630659" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Myspace videos, but no-one cares about wat myspace users think.

Opinions

Below are a number of opinions on Cancer Jesus as well as the video itself.

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The Mystery of Negro Head

In the music video an antagonist arrives in the form of a giant head, who attempts to shoot the shit out of everyone after Cancer Jesus flees the scene. However, because the actor's identity is more occult and the fact that [[Racism|all niggers look the same]], a handful of people have theorized his identity.

For example, the Giant Head shares an uncanny resemblance to 'Rod the Head' who was [[Raptor Jesus|God's]] cousin and right hand man (in everything but the physical sense) from an old Disney show called http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118487/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Teen Angel. Others have suspected him to be the following:
* CNN's http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pYovFsEL26U/RqWLqxElaDI/AAAAAAAAA6A/cnRvMuan5J0/s400/20070723_YouTubeDebateDems_RolandMartin.jpg" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Roland Martin.
* http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_5360000/newsid_5360300/5360340.stm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Popeye Man (Claudio Paulo Pinto); World Record holder for eye popping.
* [[Flea Market Montgomery|The Flea Market Montgomery Guy.]]
* Jesus' semi-retarded half-cousin.

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See Also

* [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER]]
* [[Raptor Jesus]]
* [[The Bible]]
* [[Jesus]]

External Links

* http://hotchip.co.uk/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Official website for the band Hot Chip
* http://www.peterserafinowicz.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Director of the Music Video/Creator of Cancer Jesus

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