The http://codfanfic.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_Duty_Fan_Fiction_Wiki" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">CoD Fanfiction wiki is the [[Livejournal]] of [[13 year old boys]], so needless to say, it is a [[clusterfuck]] of [[liar | truthful information regarding guns]] written by [[retard | experts]] who exhibit exceptional [[asperger's syndrome | behaviour]]. Like most [[fanfiction]]-based [[wiki | wikis]] there is little moderation other than [[crybaby | thoughtful]] [[flame | comments]] written by [[anger | calm]] concerned [[idiot | users]] [[rage | politely]] [[Kimmo Alm | informing]] the [[furry | administrators]] of the [[k/ | trolls]].
[[Cancer | Kid SEAL]] is the best example of [[Livejournal | CoD Fanfiction]]. The story is written from [[self-insert | first person perspective]] by [[Columbine|Dylon Harris]] giving the story a touch of being [[liar | authentic]]. In the story he is a [[13 year old boy]] playing [[vidya | Bad Company 2]] when [[Soviet Russia | Ruskies]] breaks into his house and [[Batman | murders his parents]]. [[Lol wut | He then joins the Navy SEALs, who are now accepting fucking 13 year olds, gets sent into Russia, rides ATVs and carries a Minigun]]. Also, [[Drama | he has to deal with an ex-girlfriend, who also has joined the Navy SEALs]]. His best buttbuddy, Alex Rider, is a 15 year old "Cadet Captain" in the SAS, who carries ammunition for not only his weapon, but ammo for enemy weapons "in case he finds some".
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"Hey, Harris, by the way, my name is John Mishnick." I replied, "Cool." He said, "Here, want a big machine gun, a medium machine gun, or a small-" I cut him off. "I know what SMGs, assault rifles, and LMGs are." He replied, "Bad company 2?" "Yeah." "Okay, well i have a few weapons in here. How about this M416?" I held it. "No thanks, It doesn't feel good." He then replied. "OK, how about this M14?" "No thanks, i would prefer a full-auto." "Okay, i have a very good weapon for you, the G36." I asked, "Do you have the compact version?" He replied, "Yeah." "I'll take it." I took the gun, and he popped up some more targets. "Now shoot them." I fired, and i hit all of them perfectly. "Holy crap. You are going to make a good SEAL someday." I was already feeling grateful i had joined. But Mishnick then made an announcement. "Listen. We have been training for three days now. So we are going out on the mission tomorrow. We need to deny fuel for a russian invasion. Also, with our new member, Mr. Dylon Harris, we need to be careful what we do."
Eventually a /k/omrade took arms, and presented himself on CoD Fanfiction Wiki, posing as a gurl he posted a Mary Sue story [[trolling | intentionally]] to give the loney boys a raging hard on. Including a wast amount of /k/ memes, puns and intern jokes, it became rather well received by /k/ ending with [[anime | some bullshit about the main character being descendant of Sun-Tzu and being magical and shit, while being visited by a cat]].
When [[k/|/k/]] was informed of the Wiki, their [[troll | OPERATOR]] senses got activated and they all [[raid | signed up so they could contribute]] with content such as [[furry | appropriate content]], dragon dildos and [[meme | moist nuggets]]. The [[fish | CoD]] fanfiction admins remained [[butthurt | calm]] and [[ban fucking everyone | tried to solve the problem]]. Some of the users even found themselves on /k/, [[Crybaby | trying to find a peaceful solution]] because /k/ was ruining his [[Asperger's Syndrome | Super secret special forces boner]].
However since the Admins [[Newfag | had no idea how to lock editing]], [[retard | everything is still open to be edited]]. [[Nope | As the raid settled down]], /k/ decided that it would be better to harvest some occasional [[lulz]] from trolling the wiki and once in a while raiding it]].
* http://chanarchive.org/4chan/k/20110/cod-fan-fiction-wiki" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">/k/ discovers the ultimate COD faggotry