College Sex Bloggers

[[Image:Zoe_yang_ass.jpg|thumb|right|Jing Yang (aka http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684475&mc=1&forum_id=4" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zoe Yang aka Yijing Yang) tried to overcome her daddy issues by sucking cock and blogging ZoeHasSex at Pomona College. Briefly employed by McKinsey and Company in New York...before this photo (and the contents of Yang's fuckie-suckie blog came to light. Now in search of [[Sugar Daddies]], preferably Columbia MBAs. [[Christopher Marquis]] got his ass canned for using [[Harvard]] funds for her (blow)jobs.]]

A variety of [[attention whore]], typically a young and very stupid [[woman]], who will say anything on a blog in exchange for attention, money, items from online wishlists, or just to be generally [[slutty]].

College sex blogging is, as a rule, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1446904&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">camwhoring for fuglies.

College sex bloggers typically suffer from [[internet disease]] and engage in constant shameless self promotion (see, for a herpes-raging example, [[Lena Chen]]). Often, college sex bloggers will remove their clothing if given enough of their preferred currency ([[Lena Chen]], [[Zoe Yang]], Meghan Bainum). They will also reveal how used condoms slip out of their cunts while they piss on the toilet bowl and/or the discharges their gashes make thanks to the numerous STDs housed in their cunts.

Bear in mind that all college sex bloggers are, without exception, incredibly stupid. As a result, they can be milked for lulz if you aren't too busy fapping to their disease-ridden [[vagina|axe wound]].

Here are some notes on the more LULZy college sex skankbloggers:

Erica Andrist

MOAR proof that college in the midwest is thorazine boring: University of Wisconsin slut Erica Andrist was driven to fuck-blogging because, apparently, cow-tipping just ain't as fun as it used to be.

Um, yeah.

Ugh. Enough of this cunt.

Meghan Bainum

Desperate to escape from the thorazine snoarfest which is the [[Christians|University of Kansas]], Meghan Bainum started writing about her fellatio-for-fund$ scam...

She hit the big-time when Playboy kidnapped her, http://www.kansan.com/news/2006/sep/14/meganbainum/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">put her up in a "posh-ass" hotel, and photographed Meghan Bainum with dildoes up her ass.

Jenna Bromberg

"I had period sex and wrote about it," blogged kike skank Jenna Bromberg, "and now people look at me funny."

Actually, Jenna Bromberg tried to blog under the pseudonym "Jenna B," but got OUTTEDpwned when a dude fucked her and forgot her...but not before writing an article about it, http://cornellsun.com/section/opinion/content/2008/04/25/my-night-with-jenna-b" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">"My Night Getting My Cock Sucked By Jenna Bromberg"

As one can expect, getting outted as a whore impacted Jenna's non-whore marketability...By the end of employers laughing in her face, a drone job typing hotel reviews at HotelChatter-dot-com looked http://blogs.cornell.edu/jenna/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">"FANTASTIC!!!1" to the pancake-makeup kike. "A vibrator will always be good to you," sighed the cunt in retrospect, "and won't blab how you're a frigid Jew [[slut]] to the college newspaper!"

Bromberg finally got married when she preggers-pwned Aaron Thacker; since his hobbies include fucking horses, he has vowed to get used to Jenna's Jewnose

Lena Chen

, whose whore blogging got her dumped from Harvard, now grosses $20K/year (unless you count the pocket-money her sugar daddy [[Patrick Hamm]] gives her to jizz at will on Lena Chen's face.]]
You could make a whole page about [[Lena Chen]]. Lena Chen is a [[Lol-cow|Lolcow]] who, realizing she was too stupid to get through Harvard on merit, milked the Ivy-placement her daddy bought her by whoring it up and blogging the results on her blogs (sexandtheivy, thechicktionary). Lena Chen is best known for scores of orifice-related lulz:

*Posting about how she "lowered her mouth over his cock and slid my lips over his shaft easily"...to tip a pizza boy when she lacked the funds to pay him.
*http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1089663&mc=45&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Blogging about her STDs...but failing to make the obvious cause/effect link to her manic nymphomania.
*Blogging details of how http://patrick-hamm.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=852099&forum_id=1" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">she seduced and fucked her sociology teacher Patrick Hamm...then whining when Internet Heroes emailed the links to the Harvard Dean, thus getting Patty Boy miserably assfucked.
*Posting pics of herself nude and with [http://boinkology.com/2008/05/27/whats-the-big-deal-about-a-little-jizz-on-the-lips" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Patrick's jizz smeared on her face...then whining when http://www.ivygateblog.com/2007/12/lena-chen-and-the-case-of-the-naughty-nudie-pics/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">someone else posted MOAR of her nude pics on the internet.

The best part, of course, is how Lena's astonishing stupidity leads her to be unable to take responsibility for her part in any of the foregoing LULZ.

Needless to say, manic nympho shit like this wasn't good for Lena's job prospects. These days, she's http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1393017&mc=71&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">grossing $20K a year posting about shoving stuff up her twat...and yet denying that her sugar daddy [[Nazi|German]] Patrick Hamm is http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/02/whos-paying-lena-chens-bills.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">paying for her numerous gourmet restaurant trips and http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2009/08/lena-chen-shopping-sprees.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">shopping sprees.

Desperate for funds, Lena is now trying to jumpstart the LOLena http://memegenerator.net/Lena-Chen" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Lena Chen meme, attaching catchy slogans to the best known picture of Lena Chen with cum on her face.

Helen Chiu

http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2010/12/helen-chiu-zoeynym-trumpets-her.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Helen Chiu, blogging as zoeynym, is yet ANOTHER California [[Azn]] (see also [[Lena Chen]] and Jing Yang) who decided to blog about all the cocks she stuffed into her cunt, mouth, and anus...as well as the nasty STDs she got from the bargain (http://turnyourselfin.blogspot.com/2008/05/good-news-bad-news.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SRSLY).

Helen Chiu blogged about all of this from her shithole school at the University of California Irvine (she was rejected by UCLA, apparently :P). You can find Helen Chiu's slutblog at http://turnyourselfin.blogspot.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TurnYourselfIn and http://www.zoeynym.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">zoeynym.com.

Miriam Datskovsky

Miriam Datskovsky '07 spewed the "Sexplorations" column at the Columbia University Spectator. The reason why is made obvious from this snippet:

Yep, her writing SUCKED even worse than Miriam Datskovsky's blowjobs! A small cottage industry of blogs popped up like a bad boner to get the cunt the indecent burial she deserved: http://firemiriam.blogspot.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">"Fire Miriam Datskovsky!" railed one; Bwog chuckled when a NY Times Magazine piece found Miriam's work http://bwog.com/2007/03/05/breaking-article-on-campus-sex-publications-fails-to-quote-miriam-datskovsky" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">unworthy of even mentioning.; and IvyGate was amused to see Datskovsky get http://www.ivygateblog.com/2006/10/dont-sex-columnists-get-off-on-this-kind-of-attention" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">more fucked on than fucked.

Since college left Miriam with too many semen-smears on her resume, she remains, 4 years later, a "self-employed free-lance writer" (i.e., an unemployed skank whose publicly spread legs fucked her chance at a career).

Shelley Gupta

Lots of fuckbloggers are [[Azn]], but this one's a rarity: Shelly Gupta is a [[India|SOUTH Azn]] who apparently didn't get [[Circumcision|her clit sliced off]] in time by her [[Muslim]] parents. As a result, we get to read http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1440915&mc=32&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">scads of shit about Gupta taking cocks into her scab and mouth.

Typical of college sex bloggers, Gupta couldn't find a job after graduating...no doubt since employers retched when they [[google]]d her online accounts of her sexploits. So Gupta is now at a third-tier toilet law school, where she shits on her fellow students and professors on http://thelifeofalawstudent.wordpress.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">her "lawl student" blog (OOPS, Shelley Gupta's bitchy lawlblog moved to http://jdjustjurisdoctoris.blogspot.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">jdjustjurisdoctoris.blogspot.com).

Jessica Haralson (Jessica Gold Haralson)

Oh look: another Ivy fugly who fucked up her future by spreading her legs in public!

Once upon a time, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1545972&mc=1&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jessica Haralson jizzed herself over http://www.ivygateblog.com/2006/11/academia-erotica-formulaica/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">the attention she was getting. Alas, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=665445&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jessica Haralson was a fatty as well as a skank, so she didn't do any nude pics (unlike [[Lena Chen]] who did too many nude pics).

Amazingly, college skank bloggers rarely ask themselves one obvious question: with all the cum on my resume/google-search profile, who the fuck will ever hire me? So it happened with Jessica Haralson; despite her worthless Ivy degree (in writing and French, lol), http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=665445&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jessica Haralson's job prospects were so hopeless that she ended up fleeing America. Jessica Haralson, once a touted Ivy League Skank Blogger, was reduced to http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1545976&mc=1&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">babysitting kids in South Korea. Enjoy those http://whatgoesbumpinthenightandzzzzz.blogspot.com/2010/03/dong-chim-you-say-guide-to-anal-probing.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ddong-chims, bitch!

UPDATE 2015:
Jessica Haralson is now sucking [[nigger]] cock at Malden High School in Malden, Massachusetts. She makes $53,942.88 a year, not counting tips. Ever the [[attention whore]], you can read about Jessica Haralson's [[herpes]]-ridden sex adventures in [[Haiti]] at http://eslteacherinhaiti.tumblr.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">ESLTeacherInHaiti.tumblr.com

Karen Owen

You gotta hand it to [[WHERE IS THE ARTICLE?|Duke University's lacrosse team]]. They get more poon than anyone, evar. The problem is, they pick bitches with big mouths.

In 2006, there was the Duke lacrosse case, which was an innocent case of gang raping a stripper. [[2010|Now]] there is [[party girl|Karen Owen]], who fucked 13 members of the team, except one at a time.

At first, the lacrosse players were very happy, because she had a big mouth, well suited for oral. The problem was, they were all so bad in the sack, that Owen felt compelled to make a [[microsoft|PowerPoint]] presentation outlining each of their shortcomings. To her surprise, this ended up on the internet, because [[file sharing|she emailed it to her friends]].
This caused massive butthurt to the [[old people|Duke University regents]], since they all wanted a chance to demonstrate how bad they were in the sack.

[[own3d|Owen]] is now graduated from Duke, but will have a hell of a time trying to find a job without a creepy old boss who just wants to fuck her.

Samantha Willner

[[Image:Samantha-Willner-8.jpeg|thumb|right|http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1716792&mc=40&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Samantha Willner (Cornell '12) blogs about http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1716812&mc=4&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">her ache for sucking black cock and http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1716792&mc=40&forum_id=2#18629870" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">getting gangbanged during her blackout-drinking bouts at http://a-foreplay-on-words.tumblr.com. She sucks a mean dick while "working" summers as an http://www.linkedin.com/pub/samantha-willner/29/248/b99" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Editorial Intern at McGraw-Hill Higher Education]]

Cumdumpster http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1716812&mc=4&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Samantha Willner is a (very [[oral]]) Communications major at Cornell University. She's also managed to suck enough cock to land http://www.linkedin.com/pub/samantha-willner/29/248/b99" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">a summer gig as an "editorial intern" at McGraw-Hill Higher Education in New York. Apparently, Sammy doesn't do much "work" besides giving blowjobs, since she has SCADS of time to blog about ramming shit up her fetid, diseased cunt:

Oh, for those who like making [[Jews]] suck their cocks, you can find http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1716792&mc=58&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Samantha Willner on OKCupid at http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Ivy_Inamorata" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ivy_Inamorata. Don't forget to make her take her Valtrex!

Skankwhore Samantha also finds worktime to blog about such other pressing matters as:

*http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1716812&mc=4&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Samantha Willner's http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1716812&mc=4&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">ache to suck black cock (Just make sure her parents http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1723500&mc=1&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Marci Willner and http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1723500&mc=1&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Irwin Cohen don't find out! They'll LYNCH the nig!)

*Samantha Willner's http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1716792&mc=40&forum_id=2#18629870" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">fantasy of being gangraped during one of her habitual blackout-drinking sprees.

Hilariously, Willner doesn't seem to remember what happened to the LAST Cornell whore who blogged about the scores of guys she sucked off: whorecunt http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1586746&mc=1&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jessica Gold Haralson. As Jess-jess learned, and http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1723500&mc=1&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Samantha Willner will learn VERY SOON, [[Google]] remembers all that slutblogging...long after graduation, when you finally realize that writing about your drunken cumslurping tends to make GETTING A JOB rather difficult in this economy. Oh, well.

Upon discovery of this article, [[User:Xxzny1990|Sammy (or one of her fucktoys)]] tried to remove her information by blanking this section. Since [[VIP|vandalism is pointless]], the "damage" that was done was quickly reverted [[lol|and the user was banned]].

Zoe Yang (Pomona College [email protected])

[[Image:Zoe-yang-with-sugar-daddy-holden-groves.jpg |thumb|left| Zoe thought she'd hit paydirt with sugardaddy http://zoeyangskank.blogspot.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Holden Kortum Groves...but he dumped her ass, rather than have to explain his asian whore to mommy]]

[[Image:Zoeyangandamandascuglia.jpg|thumb|left| Zoe and http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2824685&mc=1&forum_id=4" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Amanda Scuglia (who chokes on cocks as part of her "art show"), shortly before doing their girl-on-girl act at a NYC Gentleman's Club ]]

[[Image:ZoeYang2014.png|thumb|left| 2014: Zoe Yang (http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684475&mc=1&forum_id=4" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zoe Yijing Yang aka Jing Yang) turns to hooking near Columbia Business School, hoping to land a rich sugardaddy ]]

fuckie-suckie bloggers like [[Zoe Yang]] need asian-fetish sugar daddies like http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1044369&mc=40&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Holden Groves aka http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1588357&mc=3&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Holden Kortum Groves aka http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1588357&mc=3&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Holden K. Groves (seen here rescuing Zoe from a Panamanian whorehouse)]]

about to suck Harvard asian-fetish sugar daddy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2077283&mc=21&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ned Monahan (seen here shortly before getting a blowjob and da herp)]]

[[Image:Zoe_yang_naked.jpg|thumb|right| "Yeah, sometimes http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1588357&mc=3&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Holden Kortum Groves and I play-act like I’m a virgin, mostly means alternately squirming and eye-batting and giggling and pouting, and I do feel a pang of wistfulness that I’m not a virgin for him, because it’d be sorta sweet, but this pang is greatly greatly outweighed by gratitude that I know what the fuck I’m doing in bed and can make us both cum." --Zoe Yang]]

[[Image:Zoeyang1.JPG|thumb|right| Zoe Yang wants you to plow her flat ass, http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2824719&forum_id=3" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Christian Garland ]]

What happens to camwhores after they graduate from college? A prime case study can be found by examining http://www.claremontconservative.com/2008/04/tsl-smut-life-or-sensitivity-training.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zoe Yang aka Jing Yang (who is obviously Asian like her heroine [[Lena Chen]])

In 1993, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684475&mc=1&forum_id=4" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Henry Jun Yang and http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2684475&mc=1&forum_id=4" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Iris Xiaodong Zhao brought daughter Zoe to America to live a good life. They're heartbroken that little Zoe has grown into a big whitecock-sucking skank; this picture shows the transformation:

[[File:Zoeyang19932013.jpg|center|550px| In 1993, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1585687&mc=9&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Henry Jun Yang and http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1585687&mc=9&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Iris Xiaodong Zhao brought daughter Zoe to America to live a good life. They're heartbroken that little Zoe has grown into a big whitecock-sucking skank ]]

ass.]]

It all started when Zoe, despite her parents' dumping megabuck$ into the Winsor School, was unable to be accepted into an Ivy, got shitcanned to Pomona College. Nestled in with all the other wealthy wannabes, Zoe hit upon a brilliant idea: blog about SEX! And add PICTURES! So little Asian Zoe skankblogged her heart out.

Zoe's blog was SO CUTTING EDGY!1 that the campus [[Conservative]]s had great glee in gutting http://www.claremontconservative.com/2008/04/tsl-smut-life-or-sensitivity-training.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zoe Yang's Vietnamese whore fantasies

Shortly after (she thought) scrubbing the 'net of all traces of her fuckie-suckie blogger and camwhore pics, http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/11/zoe-yang-lena-chen-2whoresnojob.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zoe Yang embarked on a job search. She landed at McKinsey & Company in New York.

Once http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1044369&mc=41&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zoe Yang realized that sex photos aren't exactly good for ascending the corporate ladder, she immediately tried to change her name to http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1512049&mc=7&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jing Yang. Jing Yang (aka Zoe Yang aka http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1315806&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Yijing Yang...shit, how many times HAS this skank changed her name after a selfpwn??) seems unaware that teh internets are a bit smarter than she is.

Alas, the defensive maneuver was too little, too late: once Zoe Yang's whoring was discovered, McKinsey shitcanned her skank ass in short order. Zoe was last seen trying to suck off Harvard bros with cool haircuts (like http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1h6ob1/ned_monahan_bitch_gave_me_herpes/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ned Monahan '12 and http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1585687&mc=1&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Christopher Marquis) for pocket change.

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Christine Yu

What do you get when you cross a skank and a geek? Christine Yu, of coruse! SRSly:

Apparently, being a skank can lead to PTSD, since Yu is well-known for the time she got arrested for assault and battery (http://tech.mit.edu/V129/N4/czyu.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SRSly!).

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External Links

*http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1446904&mc=37&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">T or F: Sexblogging is just Camwhoring for fuglies?

*http://host.madison.com/daily-cardinal/news/the-dirty-bird-erica-on-circumcised-vs-uncircumcised/article_35c025fc-d91d-5994-8641-b7a7c66a40b6.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Erica Andrist reports on whether circumcised or uncircumcised jizz tastes better
*http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1446904" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Erica Andrist: fugly ho

*http://www.ivygateblog.com/2008/01/murky-depths-of-my-vag-jenna-b-is-the-new-lena-chen-but-anonymous-and-extra-icky" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">“Murky Depths of My Vag”: Jenna Bromberg (Cornell) is the new Lena Chen, but anonymous and extra-icky
*http://www.ivygateblog.com/2008/02/jenna-b-to-dan-savage-help-i-cant-get-a-date" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jenna Bromberg (Cornell) to Dan Savage: Help, I can’t get a date!
*http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1507736&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Helen Chiu RATE this azn sex blogger's tits and ass

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*http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1440915&mc=51&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">RATE law student Shelley Gupta (Kama Yama) Sex Blog!

*http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1904700&mc=1&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jessica Haralson (aka Jessica Gold Haralson): I'll suck COCK for more Harvard $$$!!
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