Computer Science III

Faggotry

We dodged a bullet there.

Timeline

Who's the h4x0r now?

Wow that was hard.

Allow me to create a timeline to show you the significance of Mike's accomplishment.

{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"
|-
! Level !!Powers granted
|-
|CS I
|[[Microsoft Office]], Windows Help Screen, Start Menu, [[Copypasta]]
|-
|CS II
|[[HTML]], [[.NET|BASIC]], [[Rap]]ping Freestyle
|-
|CS III
|[[1337]] h4xx0rz
|-
|CS IV
|[[Java]], Thetans
|-
|CS V
|Fortran, [[Tom Cruise]], L. Ron Hubbard
|-
|CS VI
|Lord Xenu
|-
|CS VII
|[[Tay Zonday]]
|-
|CS VIII
|[[Exploding Van|Exploding van]]s
|-
|CS IX
|[[Ultima]]
|-
|CS X
|[[????]]
|-
|CS XI
|[[PROFIT]]!!!
|-
|Mac OS X
|[[Gay]]
|-
|}

As you can easily see, a Computer Science III Expert like Mike is [[The Internet is serious business| SRS BUSINESS]] and, knows everything about [[teh]] [[internets]] (except Java, but who could possibly understand that, [[amirite]])
After attempting to hack ED, someone gave Mike his own IP address, and told him to start hacking it. As Mike kept getting booted off of AIM, he became increasingly frustrated. He retreated and began ferociously [[fapping]] to softcore [[pr0n]] on his IRL Tubes since his [[internets]] were broken.

Computer Science III: The Book

ED: selling you [[Scientology

ZOMG HACKED!

After being [[butthurt]], Mike Sandy read up on CSIII and got 79/89 on his comp science test (whatever that means, I assume the 89 was after the [[retard|SpEd]] curve). He then believed he hacked the shit out of Encyclopedia Dramatica. In truth, he wasn't getting the main page because his internets were broken. He was so proud of his achievements, though, that he sent us a lulzy screenshot through facebook, then later bitched that the site "sucked balls" so bad it wasn't worth hacking.

YouTube Alert

Mike was so excited after he thought he hacked ED, he sent us this screenshot. Turns out his internets were just broken... again [[Fail

Mike Sandy = No Friends

According to Mike's facebook, he has now "Studied Cyber Security at Howard CC," further reinforcing that he is a [[retarded]] [[nigger]] who couldn't even get into a decent [[college]].

Mike Sandy's 1337 hacker program

#include
#include
int main(void)
{
/*Now for the pwning*/
int i;
printf("I Take computer Science III, [[Lie|I know what I'm talking about]]\n");
memset(&i,0,sizeof(int));
return(i);
/*This portion contains the actual payload */
/*
Payload
*/
/*Pwnt.*/
}

The [[FBI]] are currently trying to decipher this encrypted source. They're willing to give [[over 9000]] dollars to whom ever can decipher it.

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