DACA

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Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals or DACA is an [[Obama]]-era policy in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]] that delays the deportation of the spawn of [[illegal immigrants]] and helps them steal [[Blowjob|jobs]] from [[Basement dweller|hard-working]] Muricans. [[Last Thursday]], President [[Donald Trump]] confirmed that he would be ending DACA. By ending DACA, Trump is [[literally]] taking America back to the [[Your mom|1950s]]—a wonderful era of [[Niggers|black people]] being lynched by the [[KKK]] and [[child pornography]] being perfectly legal—although [[Fallacious Reasoning|how exactly we came to this conclusion]] is a mystery considering the fact that DACA didn't even exist until fucking [[2012]].

Like all of President Trump's [[THE BEST|best]] decisions, the [[Libtards|loony left]] immediately responded to news of Trump ending DACA by accusing him of being a [[Troll|heartless bastard]] and a [[racist]] [[Nazi]] who hates [[Sandniggers|brown people]] – to which Trump responded by [[Smug|not giving a fuck]] and continuing to https://www.snopes.com/news/2018/06/04/death-toll-hurricane-maria-puerto-rico/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">fight for the rights of all legal American citizens, regardless of the colour COLOR (in proper 'murcan) of their skin.

Who The Fuck Are DREAMers?

The DREAM Act ([[Shit nobody cares about|short for Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors Act]]) was a bill originally proposed in [[2001]] by senators [[Dick|Dick Durbin]] and [[Cuck|Orrin Hatch]] and partially based on a prior bill that was proposed by [[Mexican|Luis Gutiérrez]] earlier that same year. In 2012, after [[Brianna Wu|failing to pass]] multiple times, then-president [[Barack Obama]] signed an [[God Mode|Executive Order]] to create DACA – a [[Homeless|poor man's]] version of the DREAM Act.

Despite the name change, DACA recipients are still referred to as [[ALL CAPS|DREAM]]ers for some retarded reason – probably because [[Pussies|bleeding hearts]] really, really want to hammer home the idea that these ungrateful little illegal [[bastard]]s are merely [[children]] who are chasing "The American Dream" or some gay shit like that.

Contrary to what the [[Fake News]] [[Liberal Media]] wants you to believe, DREAMers are not [[children]]. The minimum age to apply for the DACA program is [[13-year-old boy|15-years-old]], and the majority of DACA recipients are actually [[Bronies|in their mid-20s]] and still watch [[My Little Pony]] in [[Spanish]] despite living in the U.S. since they were 3.

How Did This Happen

Like all supreme level social clusterfucks DACA was the product of [[Baby Boomers|endless liberal "good intentions" run amok]]. Democrats basically want to try and "save the world" but have no idea how to actually do it, nor are they aware on any level, of their inherent limitations. They're like a crazy cat hoarder who wants to take in every other [[Mexican|stray cat]] they come across, even though they don't actually have the means or money to care for them, which invariably leads to ALL the cats being horribly neglected, abused and then suffocated to death by [[Luka Magnotta]].

This proverbial road right on into [[Alabama|hell on earth]] is always paved with the "good intentions" of dumbfuck Democrats who never even give the slightest thought as to how their [[shit|saintly feats]] can be [[troll|compromised]], [[molest|abused]], [[Almost_raped|taken advantage of]], or outright [[rape|exploited]] to incur epic ruination on all levels. It's like wanting transsexuals to be able to use any bathroom they want while completely ignoring the legions of [[Larry_Craig|sick fucks]] who will exploit that want for http://www.dailywire.com/news/5190/5-times-transgender-men-abused-women-and-children-amanda-prestigiacomo" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">their own criminal, pervy intentions.

Reactions from Libtards

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See Also

* [[Illegal immigrants]]
* [[Barack Obama]]
* [[Mexicunts]]
* [[Title IX]]
* [[EDiot|DRæMers]]

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