DA World Tour 2009

The devianTART World Tour 2009 is a great big [[lulz]]y [[sarcasm|holiday adventure]] provided for two lucky [[admin]]z (one the Jew!!!1!1!111one!!11)! Of course Jew and [[feminazi|$Heidi]] totally deserve a little trip around the world for all the great and worthy effort they put into making people give them money - to improve the site for the public (and pay for 1^st class tickets and several mansions in Hollywood)!

The team has just departed from Los Angeles and are still suffering from having jet lag - oh, the sacrifices they make for their adoring [[deviantART|TARTlets]], makes you feel so grateful; [[Jesus|just like what Jesus did for us with the Romans and dying and all the other shit I learrnt but have now forgot!]] They've arrived now in sunset city Sydney, the uncapital of [[Austria]] where they'll meet the loving [[Josef Fritzl|Aussies]] for the first time! Bet they can't wait.

Overall

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The journey's path overall has been kept a mystery for a [[bullshit|reason we all know will prove useful to us in someway or another]] in the near future. What is known:

*Forty Days long.
*Cities most populated by [[deviantART|TARTlets]]. See Below.
*Burn Subscribers money with first class.
*Meeting at art centers in each city (i.e Sydney Opera House).
*Both $Heidi and $Spyed will keep everyone updated through journals.

==Call for [[B&]] Ones==
If you've experienced a [[fellatio|blow]] from the mighty [[banhammer]] on dA, then you may want to make a scene about it! It has been recommended by [[user:poliwhorelovesyah|Successful Troll]] (blatant self advertising) that you make sure to attend a deviantMEAT, and cause as much [[lulz|dArama]] as possible! There is a vast potential for epic lulz to be had - make sure you film it!!!11!11!1!eleven1

Cities Visited so Far:

*[[Hollywood|Los Angeles]]
*[[Austria|Sydney]]
*[[poverty|Singapore]]
*[[Poland|Warsaw]]
*[[Turkey|Constantinople]]
*[[Nazi|Berlin]]
*[[British|London]]

Correlations in Cities Visited

It has now become blatantly obvious that the cities being visited, are not being visited because they have a high number of [[deviantart|TARTlets]], nor because the TARTlets are dA fanatics. Instead, the cities chosen, are chosen simply because they are places $Heidi would like to visit. Or where $Spyed's bureaucrat admin friends acquaintances live.

See also

*$Jew
*$[[Chix0r]]
*$[[Lolly]]
*$[[Jark]]

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