Dying alone

are practitioners of dying alone.]]
will die alone.]]
Like you would have friends.]]
The journey of dying alone is not unlike the Noble Eight-Fold Path of [[Buddhism]]. Hell, the [[Japan|Japanese]] even have a word for it, Kodokushi (孤独死) or when you sadly die in a 15 square meter apartment, all alone and the only way your body is discovered is when you start to stink up the place a few days after your death and the bugs start to come.

To prepare for this misanthropic style of death one must discipline the body and mind in preparation for alienating everyone who has ever loved or cared for you (if there ever was [[family|anyone]]). The first step in this journey is often a self diagnosis of [[aspie|Assburger's]] or [[Antisocial Personality Disorder]] (sociopath). Dying alone is an endeavor which takes a lifetime of [[drugs|dedication]].

Dying Alone Checklist

This is [[you|YOU]] bitching about your missed opportunity
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[[IRL|In real life]]

*You "identify" as one or more of
**a [[gamer]]
**a "[[Bloggers|blogger]]"
**a [[Feminism|feminist]] (https://archive.is/0ooHg" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">dying among a disgusting horde of pet cats still counts as "dying alone")
**a "[[nu-male|male feminist]]"
**a "[[Social Justice Warrior]]"
**[[Fat|fat/chubby/curvy/"healthy"/etc.]]
**a "[[virgin|MGTOW]]"
**a "[[Incel]]"
*You [[hate]] your family and they [[nigger|don't understand why]].
*You [[hate]] all your ex-girlfriends/boyfriends even though they want to [[rape|"like"]] you. [[lol]] like [[you]]'ve ever had one.
*You [[hate|have no relationship with]] your neighbors.(http://theync.com/media.php?name=14419-deranged-girl-kills-herself-in-bathtub....found-days-later-decaying" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">who will only notice/report you because of the stench of decaying flesh).
*You [[Bill Hicks|despise humanity]] and prefer the company of [[you|yourself]], [[cat|cats]] and [[IRC|'people']] you have never met and probably never will.
*[[unemployed|You don't have a job.]]
: Ergo you don't have much money in the bank (less than zero). You don't have a car. You have little content in your wallet (three worn receipts from [[McDonald's]]). When/if you wear pants, they're jizz and urine-stained [[Steve Irwin|khakis]]. You're the all-singing ([[WHEN I WAS]]), all-dancing ([[DDR]]) [[crap]] of the world and it's your duty to refuse to participate in the [[IRL|status quo]].
*You maxed out all your credit cards on [[pr0n]], [[Farmville|Farmville coins]] , [[Runescape]], [[McDonalds]], or [[KFC]].
*The high point of every day is [[fap|fapping]].
*Your [[Vagina|pu55y]] or [[Penis|p3n15]] has been rubbed raw from fapping or schlicking.
*You're [[Fat|300lbs]] and waiting for your Edward Cullen.

On the internet

*You seed just to interact with someone.
*Google doesn't even keep a marketing profile on you.
*Facebook is useless, even bots don't add you.
*You make torrents, and hope the creation fails so you have something to do.
*You read spam and pretend its email from friends.
*You send the RIAA your IP logs, and hope they call.
*You post banned content on sites, just so a mod has to look at it to delete it.
*You write about yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica and no one can tell you aren't joking.
*You correct a spelling error in a checklist about you.

Those Who Have Died Alone Before Us

guarantees that you will be dying happily alone. ]]

guarantees that you're gay, and will be dying alone.]]

[[Cory Williamson|dogfucker]] and will be dying alone.]]

*[[Chris Benoit]] [[an hero#An Hero version 2.0|took family with him]]
*[[Donnie Darko]] [[FAGGOT]]
*Amelia Earnhardt Took her navigator Fred Noonan with her
*Edgar Allen Poe
*Pretty much everyone who went for the [[High Score]].
*[[Amy Winehouse]]
*[[Anna Nicole Smith]]
*[[Best Korea|Kim Jong Il]]
*[[Candyjunkie]]
*[[Charlotte Fosgate]]
*[[GG Allin]]
*[[David Bowie|Ziggy Stardust]]
*[[Elvis Presley]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]
*[[H.P. Lovecraft]]
*[[Heath Ledger]]
*[[Eddsworld|Edd Gould]]
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]]
*[[Hippy|Jim Morrison]]
*[[Hunter S. Thompson]]
*[[Jade Goody]]
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
*[[Paul Walker]]
*[[Lesbian|Emily Dickinson]]
*[[Lilo]]
*[[Lowtax]]
*[[The Choking Game|Robin Williams]]
*[[Megan_Meier|Megan Meier]]
*[[Michael Jackson|Wacko Jacko]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[Randy Stair]]
*[[Ripper]]
*[[Anal Cunt|Seth Putnam]]
*[[Whore|Sylvia Plath]] and her [[Unrealistic expectations|Extremely Talented]] husband Ted Hughes
*[[halo|Noble Six]]
*[[jloveb]]
*[[science|Nikola Tesla]]
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Cristopher McCandless
*[[Verne Troyer]]
*[[William Atchison]]

People with the Noble Aspiration of Dying Alone

,I have no friends, noone is at my party and Im dying alone. [[rofl]][[pwnd]]]]

* Avid [[The Sims|Sims]] players
*Every member of the [[Psion Guild]]
*[[Azure-Neon]]
*[[Bureaucratic_Fucks#Bbb23|Bbb23]]
*[[BLARGH]]
*[[Chris Crocker]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Clayranger89]]
*[[David Hockey]]
*[[DaxFlame]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Doomentio]]
*[[Dynacatlovesme]]
*[[DFG]]
*[[DrossRotzank]]
*[[Epic fat guy]]
*[[Espartaco 18]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[Joe Crusher Pickles]]
*[[JohnOfE]]
*[[Ket]]
*[[Kevin Havens]]
*[[Logan sperman]]
*[[Love Shy|Love-Shys]]
*[[Mariotehplumber]]
*[[Nadine Schweigert]]- She wants to die alone so badly that she [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|MARRIED HERSELF]].
*[[Nesshelper]]
*[[03bgood]]
*[[Phil Fish]]
*[[Pit_Viper]]
*[[Pratt]]
*[[Ray_Gordon]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[Sailormoonred1]]
*[[Shane Lee]]
*[[Sniff Heinkel]]
*[[Sonmanic]]
*[[Successful Troll]]
*[[Tanner Weed|Tanner Weed]]
*[[Teamfarce]]
*[[Timothy McVeigh]]
*[[Updownmostly]]
*[[User:Eppigy|eppigy]]
*[[User:NeoLobster|NeoLobster]]
*[[User:Theburk|BURK]]
*[[Vegan#SPECIAL_MENTION:__Camille_Marino|Camille Marino]]
*[[VenomFangX]]
*[[Veteran]]s
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[nullcherri]]
*[[user:Drunkenlazybastard|DLB]]
*http://www.youtube.com/user/teamfarce DO NOT WANT
*

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*

People Who Deserve To Die Alone

who will die alone.]]
*[[Franky]]
*[[Angelic-Catalyst]]
*[[Randomlaughingman]]
*[[TTT]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Asalieri]]
*[[DisneyFan01]]
*[[Fundamental Paper Education|Kaaatie]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Faggot|Jimmy Weaver]]
*[[Anonymous Borg]]
*[[Argent009]]
*[[Longseet]]
*[[Black Jesus]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Fred]]
*[[Samurai Jack]]
*[[JaSonic]]
*[[Kimmo Johan Alm]]
*[[Blaze Arctic]]
*[[Bill122460]]
*[[DrMusic2]]
*[[Chismah]]
*[[Spax3]]
*[[Perez Hilton]]
*[[Dane Cook]]
*[[Jimbo Wales]]
*[[Richard Dawkins]]
*[[Anthony Merino]]
*[[Tom Preston]]
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[WingsofRedemption]]
*[[W]]
*[[Slut|Jade O'Leary]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Doug Walker]]
*[[Cosplay|Cosplayers]]
*[[Jack Thompson]]
*[[OJ Simpson]]
*[[Internet Reviewing|Doodletones]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Bronies|Ponyfags]]
*[[God hates fags|Reverend Fred Phelps]]
*[[Mission: MySpace]]
*[[Cancerr]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Cyraxx]]
*[[SephirothPrincess941]]
*[[WAXLABLTABLER]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
*[[DBoyWheeler]]
*[[Lena Dunham]]
*[[ThatKidDouglas]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Vade]]
*[[Uwe Boll]]
*[[Peter Popoff]]
*[[Nostalgia Chick|Lindsay Ellis]]
*[[Psychweasel]]
*[[Professor Kuhtoons]]
*[[Tourneyfag|Tourneyfags]]
*[[Amy Schumer]]
*[[TempleOS|Terry A. Davis]]
*[[Kenny Glenn]]
*[[Kat Dennings]]
*[[Liberals]]
*[[Republicans]]
*[[Libertarians]]
*[[Jews|Jews]]
*[[Special snowflakes]]
*[[Feminists]]
*[[Juggalos]]
*[[Weeaboos]]
*[[Meta527II]]
*[[frozen fandom]]
*[[Jennifer Lee]]
*[[Chris Buck]]
*[[Goths]]
*[[Rose3212|Rose]]
*[[Leslie Jones]]
*[[BLACKbusterCritic]]
*[[Soulja Boy]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Nihilistic Snake]]
*[[Sarah Silverman]]
*[[Schaffarilla Productions]] (like we really needed another autistic YouTube reviewer)
*[[all of the Star Wars fandom]]
*[[theamazing(flithy nigger)lucas
*[[Paul Feig]]
*[[The Eclectic Espeon]]
*[[DizzyMissLizzi]]
*[[I Dislike Cis People]]
*[[Nixxiom]]
*[[VinceintheBay]]
*[[Lizzy the Lezzy]]
*[[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]]
*[[MLP Forums|MLP Forums Users]]
*Anyone uploading shit to [[DeviantART]] or Pixiv
*[[Weegeeisgoingtokillm|Wendy-Testaburger, Weegeeisgoingtokillm,Weegeeisgoingtokillme, Mahboy, whatever you want to call him.]]
*Rodheh ([[deviantart|devianTART]] & YTMND user who will most likely die alone because more apparently important people [[shit nobody cares about|think he's a "sperg"]].)
*Comradvolk (Another YTMND user who MIGHT die alone based on whether or not there's enough vodka after the storm hits.)
*[[Masochistic-Wolfie]]
* William Marshburn, [[Faggot|Faggoty]]-ass [[nerd|nerd]] from Bremerton WA
*The users of [[Colony drop|Colony Drop]], a [[Retard|hardcore]] and [[EXTREME|edgy]] [[Weeaboo|Reject Weeaboo]] bukkake attempt to have other weeabbos and all of Japan to suck off of their dongs out of a starved [[Ego|ego]] and long lasting [[Virgin|virginity]]
*[[EDP445]]
*[[You]]
* [[Hothead the mare]]
* [[User:Lesb1doodl3r|Lesb1doodl3r]]
* [[The-Sakura-Samurai]]
* [[TheOdd1sOut]]
* [[Kiwi Farms]] users
* [[Null]]
* [[YandereDev]]
* [[Peluchin Entertainment]]
* [[Ken L Wright]]

See Also

*[[An Hero]]
*[[Avoidance]]
*[[Basement dweller]]
*[[BBWchan]]
*[[Brony]]
*[[Cuddle Party]]
*[[NORP|Dead Inside]]
*[[Forever Alone]]
*[[Hover hand‎]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Lonely]]
*[[Pixelmari]] - A trap weeaboo that is trying to die alone.
*[[Pruno]]
*[[R9k|/r9k/]]
*[[Sex_game]]
*[[The Choking Game]]
*[[Totse]]
*[[Wizardchan]]

External Links

*http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1107584/Loner-built-network-tunnels-rubbish-home-dies-getting-lost-labyrinth.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Loner who built network of tunnels out of rubbish in his home dies alone after getting lost in labyrinth.
*http://www.involuntarycelibacy.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The incel project,a site intended to promote awareness of involunatary celibacy.