[[EpicMarioBros]] ([[Powerword]]: Aidan C.), is a 3 year-old [[Plushie|PlushFag]] that has a 5-dollar camera from Walgreens, bad acting, and he uses Final Cut Pro, just iMovie, but with more features). He makes gaming videos, vlogs, and "plush videos." No, we're not kidding, and we are completely stumped on how this dick-licking [[motherfucker]] has almost [[Over 9000|30,000]] [[Retards|subscribers]]. I guess people have no taste in [[YouTube]] videos anymore. We wouldn't be surprised if this PlushFag sleeps and cuddles with his plushies every goddamn night, which by the way, his bed time is at [[Weed|4:20 PM]]. [[EpicMarioBros]] is a copycat-pussy licking-dicksucker, as he copies [[SuperMarioLogan]] videos. This little fuck live's in the same state the [[Jersey Shore]] first takes place in, [[New Jersey]]. He was born in a dumpster, making him a dumpster baby. EpicMarioBros is a [[whitey|ghetto gringo]], as his skin color is a pale white color as most PlushFags are, see [[SuperMarioLogan]]. Our buddy Aidan here is confirmed to be a fag, as our team of stalkers saw him making out with a young boy his age in his room. Just, WOW. He claims to be 14 as of April 29 2016, which is obviously a lie, as nobody that age makes "plush videos", except for [[SuperMarioLogan]], who is in fact, a manchild.
Here's a list some of the horrible characters in EMB's videos:
Junior: A annoying fucker who likes to beg Kamek for video-games all damn day.
Kamek: An idiotic wizard that conjures shit out of thin air. He sounds like a 6 year old squeaker, and always says "Nyanyanya" all the time. Not to mention, he sucks Bowser's dick all day, off-camera because EpicMarioBros is too young to know about this.
[[Mario]]: A shithead who labels himself as a plumber but isn't. Mario loves to put pizza grease all over Luigi's favorite thong. Another thing is, he has the voice of a damn 12 year old, but he has a fully-grown mustache.
Bowser: A green/red/yellow [[Blastoise]] without cannons and with a spiky shell that tells everybody to do their job for him. He's so selfish...
Nabbit: A stupid ghetto-wannabe, claims to be a robber, but steals a fucking chocolate bunny. What kind of drugs was Aidan on?
Luigi: Another terrible character. His hat is loose, and EMB keeps it loose because it's like a trademark for EMB... EMB already has the fucking egg, what else does he need to be unique?
*[[SuperMarioLogan]]
*[[Mario Fan Games Galaxy]]
*[[13-year-old boy]]
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