Once upon a time , [[n00b | young]] [[jailbait |children]], there was a land known as "Ye Olde [[ED]]land" and all was good, but problems were arising speedily.
The queen in charge was a greedy [[Jew]], her name was Queen [[Sherrod]] I, and wanted more taxes; The peasants failing to pay their large bandwidth consuming taxes refused to pay them. One day, the queen was in such a fit about not having enough money to buy new dildos and petty items, that she sold the whole kingdom to a tribe of greedy Jewish traders.
The Jewish traders too, wanted [[more]] money to spend on worthless shit, like [[time cube]]s and small planets. They liquidated all assets in the village for [[over 9000]] Jew Golds; and started anew. The old villagers made a perilous voyage across the world to a new land, taking as much of their [[crap|possessions]] with them as they could save from the evil traders.
When they reached the new land, they split up in to several colonies, three large ones taking the lead, New
Soon after coming together, New EDLand, was nearly attacked by the new troops of the evil Queen Sherrod, who claimed that the new colony was hers, and had always been. A brave young knight [[Writing yourself into an article| Sir Meep III]] emerged from the battlefields a brave young diplomat. He was soon added to the elite committee, the Opians, placed there to oversee operation of the new democratic society.
This young Knight was quick to meet with a newcoming strategist to the colony, [[Writing yourself into an article| Sir Edward II]], they first met at [[IRC | Chatty's IRC Tavern]] and formulated a document which is quoted as follows
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My dear brethren, blood shall be spilt in this dangerous war, but on both sides for the good of one, the triumphing side, and we shall be them!
A majority of fighting may be accomplished by feeding [[virus | enchanted]] meat to the [[skiddy | young, renegade]] peasants, who, shall not realize this, then be under control of our highest magi, who shall guide their [[DOS |wrath]], instead of against us, unknowingly towards the opposing kingdom of Sherrod.
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But still, the most of us shall be in the line of combat. their rag tag army of commonfolk is still possibly far greater than our forces, but our superior firepower and organization shall triumph over the inferior peasants.
And upon completion of the war, all traces of militarization shall rbe erased, as to disenchant our [[bot | mind warriors]].
And upon our victory we, comrades, shall walk triumphantly through the battlefield of our fallen brethren and enemies to declare a new world organization, free of the Queen Sherrod, and her accessories.
And our new government shall be strong and prosperous; and alas, we shall sing our anthem amongst the weeping of the enemy, them having succumbed to our powerful forces. And We Shall Be Triumphant
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But alas young ones, our story does not end there.
Twas on a fair April night that the hamlet of [[AnonOps]] disgraced the fair [[Ryan|Sir Gashuffer]], encouraging him to rid EDLand of this raid faggotry and [[DDoS|unleash hell]] on their village. Ultimately, this would lead to disaster for both parties. AnonOps soon crumbled into history, while the king of England had Sir Gasshuffer publicly [[v&|seized]] with only his fair [[Internet girlfriend|dame]] at his side.
The loss of Sir Gasshuffer had troubled the citizens of EDLand, forcing them to leave the city and take residence in a [[EDF 2|nearby welcoming village]]. This is when the self-proclaimed [[savetheinternet|"Messiah"]] [[hacked|broke into the EDLand library]] and stole the sacred [[password|scroll]] of "niggers1".
The citizens of EDLand, forced out of their homes, were now casting their last goodbyes off to the place they knew and loved. But alas, at that moment, the heavens had opened themselves and cast forth the one known as [[Garrett]]. There was much [[Party hard|dancing and drinking of wine]] as the people returned to their village, knowing that all was well in EDLand. However, far above EDLand rested the fiercest beast in the land, one who solely damaged the city state of [[Wikipedia]], a bustling center of wealth and [[Lies|information]]. The beast, known to his victims as the [[Daniel Brandt|Dragon of Brandt]] was not pleased with EDLand, not pleased at all.
The [[DMCA]]-breathing dragon swooshed down from his cave, attacking EDLand left and right with his ferocious letters to the [[server|greater king]].
To this day, the battle rages on. However, one thing is for certain: one does not simply [[Taking Down ED|take down ED]].