Epic Nose Guy

Epic Nose Guy is the name given to a supplier of loli who [[protestant|protested]] in [[London]] and is facing [[LOL|criminal charges]] [[lulz|no consequences]] over holding up a sign as part of the [[Project Chanology]] protests. As a [[13-year-old boy|16-year-old minor]] he should [[GTFO]] for underage b& but the [[old media|newsfags]] are really latching onto this so many internets to him, his [[alcoholic|absentee]] parents and his [[child|ward]].

Crimes of [[alcohol|Youth]]

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His crime was to describe [[Scientology]] as a cult in writing on a [[gay|protest]] [[oh exploitable|placard]]. Despite the fact that Scientology [[Fact|pretty much exactly is the modern definition of a malignant cult]] and this kid was merely agreeing with the opinion of a http://www.xenu.net/archive/judge_quotes.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">high court judge, apparently holding up a sign with the words "Scientology" and "Cult" near each other can result in you getting your [[jail|collar felt]] in the [[fail]] that is the [[UK]].

It has also been suggested that the police in this part of London, apparently, have [[buttsecks|close associations]] with [[Scientology]] and have been http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6171948.stm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">called out about it by the BBC and http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2006/nov/22/freedomofinformation.religion" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Guardian.

Epic Nose Guy's Arrest

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Coverage of Epic Nose Guy

. For further details, see the entry on [[Britchan|Ebaums]].]]

It started with http://www.schnews.org.uk/archive/news632.htm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">an article in http://www.schnews.org.uk/index.php" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SchNews, a [[hippy|political activist]] newsletter based in [[gay|Brighton]], on 16th May 2008. A few days later, a [[Liberal guilt|left-leaning newspaper]] http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/may/20/1" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">posted an on-line article about ENG. The next day the [[old media|papers went mad]] and it was printed in national and London-based news.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7412002.stm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">BBC

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1997376/Boy-faces-court-for-Scientology-placard.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Torygraph

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=148732&in_page_id=34" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Piece of shit Metro "newspaper"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1020884/Teenager-15-facing-charges-holding-sign-labelling-Scientology-cult.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Daily Fail

The http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/may/20/1" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Guardian got pwned with [[goatse]] (as did a http://www.policespecials.com/forum/index.php?s=dfb142462080dee9f7e7782ee5cf2026&showtopic=68348&st=0&p=1337093&#entry1337093" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">police forum), when the thin-blooded, liberal "journalists" foolishly hotlinked an image from /i/, probably when high on pot they bought with money from a fraudulent [[welfare|housing benefit]] claim.

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HOLY MUTHUFUCKING XENU SHIT: Co$ FAKE ENG WEBSITES

Following the press coverage in which $cilions refused to comment directly for the cameras, the sneaky cult members got busy on-line, setting up two Epic Nose Guy related urls which ensnare the unwary into moar of their [[Truth|cock-eyed brainwashing]].




http://epicnoseguy.blogspot.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">This one has a poll that perhaps you would like to participate in? Poll removed due to massive pwnage! While you're there, notice the extreme amounts of random shit with no order all over the site. Then again, we all know that the Scilons [[retarded|aren't that bright]].




http://youtube.com/user/epicnoseguy" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The fake YouTube account links directly to the former, actually claiming to be the person in question. It is full of the same old Co$ bait-and-switch tactics with the truth as you'd expect from people whose vested interest is keeping their followers posting them huge wads of cash for doing fuck all.




Amusingly, it has a link to a [[Paul Fetch]] video, which pretty much sums up the levels of irony enjoyed by people who have surrendered their free-will to a malignant cult.






LOCATION: UNITED STATES?????????????????

Scientology unleashes its Black PR Laz0rs

To Whom It May Concern

WE HAVE FOUND EVIDENCE OF PEDOPHILES WITHIN ANONYMOUS. <-- They sure are a smart bunch of people to figure that out!

Yeah, [[Didaskalos]] does kinda stick out like a sore thumb....

[[Fact|Scientology is not a religion, it is a dangerous cult]]

On Friday 23th May, the [[Fascist|British Crown Prosecution Service]] told the police to STFU and GTFO before returning to their usual routine of blowing cocaine up their arses and fucking [[Paul Fetch|rent boys]].

Sadly, http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/may/23/religion" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">the related Guardian article didn't hot-link to [[Britchan|ebaums]] this time. Must have had Friday temps in.

Reaction from the Cult of Scientology

A spokeswoman for the [[Fact|Cult]] of Scientology commented on the decision:

Where's Loli?

The whereabouts of Epic Nose Guy's delicious loli ward is currently unknown.

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See Also

*[[Britchan]]
*[[Epic Beard Man]]

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[[Category:Chanology]]