Ex-Gay

The "Ex-Gay" movement is the attempt by hardcore [[Christian|born-agains]] to pretend that they are no longer homosexuals. It is distinct from "[[Not Gay]]", in that the ex-gays actually acknowledge that they have been homosexuals. After years or even decades of promiscuous [[cum]]-guzzling, [[bukkake]], [[fisting]], [[felching]], rimming, orgies, gerbiling, cock-worship, [[sound docking]], listening to [[Joy Division]] and numerous other bizarre sexual escapades, they read lots of Christian-focused books by other ex-gays, and attend endless [[orgy|support groups]], in a futile effort to be normal "straight" men who can then get married to normal women. Some of the support groups are [[IRL|in real life]], but many are online, which is simultaneously less sexy and more sexy. Many of them even attend a sort of "gay rehab", special re-education centers where they stay for several weeks or months of [[A Clockwork Orange|intensive de-gayification]].

Straight Life

Unsurprisingly, most of the ex-homos find it difficult to find a woman to marry. Most [[Christian]] women (who are their target prospects, since they worship [[Raptor Jesus|Jesus]] too) would not find it attractive for their husband to have been an enthusiastic participant in [[buttsecks|"the gay lifestyle"]], with all the red-hot flaming faggotry and penis porn that it entails. Some men, of course, lie about their past to prospective wives, and thus find their "mates", but these marriages are sexually frustrating and end pretty quickly. Others have "marriages of convenience" with ex-lesbians, but these relationships rarely work out. The vast majority return to their sodomy and cock-sucking after a couple of years at most.

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Ex-Gay & ex-Lesbo happily married (to each other)

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Ex-gay yourself in a few easy steps!

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Stop bothering Jesus, you bitch!

Troll Fodder

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(Note: the boy eventually [[an hero|took his own life]]. Irrefutable proof that [[God_hates_fags|God hates Fags]]) ''

No longer gay gallery

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External Links

*http://www.exodus-international.org/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Exodus International
*http://www.peoplecanchange.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">People Can Change
*http://www.pfox.org/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays
*http://www.newhope123.org/retreat.htm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">New Hope Retreat
*http://familypolicy.net/hope/?p=399" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Hope for Homosexuals
*http://www.ha-fs.org/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Homosexuals Anonymous
*http://www.desertstream.org/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Desert Steam Ministries
*http://www.anotherway.com/issues/paulk.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Not Afraid to Change
*http://www.lovegodsway.org/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Love God's Way (site of troll Donnie Davies)
*http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1815538,00.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">You will always be gay. The size of your brain proves it!

See also

*[[JezuzFreek777]]
*[[Alex MacRae|Dating Advice]]
*[[Angry Homo Kid]]
*[[Bruno]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Chris Crocker]] - Chris turning ex-gay? That would be a miracle!
*[[Christian]]
*[[Muslim]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Not gay]]
*[[Antoine Dodson]]

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