Fatass Denial Bloggers

Fatass Denial is the LULZy opposite of anorexia: it's when [[fat]] fucking [[hambeast]]s live in total [[denial]] of their bloated existence. They often have blogs reeking of this [[Fat#Fat_Mentality|fat mentality]], which generates big fat LULZ

[[Image:Jessica-Sheldon.jpeg|thumb|right|Tubby skanks like http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1794122&mc=6&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jessica Sheldon (University of Florida '14) (aka http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1794116&mc=1&forum_id=1" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jes Sheldon) went topless offering to guzzle cum on command in 2011. ]]

Here are some of these bloggers:

Jessica Kane

So deep in denial that she thinks she has an 'apple shape'. However, the effect that gravity has upon apples (making them fall from trees) is markedly different to the effect that it has upon Jessica (i.e., a bellybutton level with her knees, an extra pair of tits on her shoulderblades, and thighs that look like those columns of uncarved kebab meat). Which is ironic because just a few pounds more and Jessica will be on the verge of acquiring a measurable gravitational field of her own.

Her denial is not verbal, but visual. She 'models' clothes for other obese wimminz, maintaining that she looks [[hott]], when in fact she looks like a gift-wrapped hippopotamus. Her denial is best summed up in her slogan: http://www.lifeandstyleofjessica.com/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">"100% real. No filters. No photoshop." This is so horribly obvious that she doesn't need to point it out to anyone who is not a wheezing, wobbling, deluded blob. Sample comments from her reviews include:

* "I'm wearing the size 3x and am a solid 26 on bottom and they fit wonderful. I've had no issues with seams ripping or see-through."
* "Why is it that us plus size women feel that we have to be skinny [[You are doing it wrong|in order to be allowed to go workout?"]]
* "I have NEVER believed that a girl my shape could pull off a [[Skinny Jeans|skinny jean/jegging]] and really make it work, however consider me a devoted skinny jean disciple. Period. [...] [[Lolwut|Skinny is my life.]] So for ANY girl thinking they can't do it, let me tell you - [[Delusional|I'm a size 26/28, over 300lbs, 5'8" and I rock that ISH.]] :) [[Lies|You can too!"]]

Miriam Lazewatsky

http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2011/07/lol-miriam-lazewatsky-flees-scrutiny.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky blogs her fatass denial at http://atheologist.tumblr.com (and, since the cunt obviously can't STFU between gobbles of CAKE, longer rantings can be found at http://theinbetweenie.wordpress.com and vomiting out her shit on twitter (@ms_meems) http://twitter.com/ms_meems). What makes this moron especially funny is that SHE THINKS SHES BLOGGING ANONYMOUSLY...as a result, various confessions she's made about her pitiful fat fucking self are now blasted across teh internet:

Thanks to her obesity, obscentity-laden blogs, we now know all about:

* How http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696544&mc=57&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky gorged herself into a health crisis...yet STILL insists that you can have Health At Every Size (HAES)...dumbcunt

* http://miriamlazewatskyfatty.blogspot.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky's sexual fantasies (involving rape)

* http://twitter.com/mlazpwn/status/8605819984" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky's Mirena IUD (which Miriam Lazewatsky BLOGGED is "in love with" TMI!!),

* How http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2011/07/lol-miriam-lazewatsky-flees-scrutiny.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky BLOGGED that she uses the same lube as her parents (ew, just EW!)

* How http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1212387&forum_id=2#14014617" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky BLOGGED about her tits (G-cups, tracked with stretch marks) and ass ("I have rolls of fat on my back that I'd prefer not to highlight," she BLOGGED)

* How Miriam's mommy http://lenachentimeline.blogspot.com/2012/01/lena-chen-stupidly-outs-surfers-of-her.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Audrey Lazewatsky got half her brains blown out...but Miriam's the one with the DAIN BRAMAGE!

* How even the faggots at GLAAD fired http://miriamlazewatsky.blogspot.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky for blogging on the job!

* How http://equity-equality-for-all.blogspot.com/2010/03/racist-blogger-outted-miriam-lazewatsky.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky got butthurt for blogging the N-word on a (now defunct) blog

But a quick scan of http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696618&mc=62&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky's blog shows she hits all the bases for [[Fat#Fat_Mentality|fat mentality]]: she blames society for being called a fatass (rather than her FAT FUCKING ASS), she backstabs people on her blog, then screams VICTIM!!1 when the lying fat fuck gets found out, she blames the BANK for her bouncing checks (rather than, oh, her lamebrain's inability to do ARITHMETIC). (http://miriamlazewatsky.blogspot.com/2010/11/miriam-lazewatsky-dont-hire.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">All that and MOAR can be found here and http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2011/07/butthurt-miriam-lazewatsky-2011.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here)

MOAR:
*Fatty http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky's OKCupid Page: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette...if boning fat cows is ur thang. WARNING: Check out Gallery, below, before hooking up with her...

*http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2011/07/butthurt-miriam-lazewatsky-2011.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky's OTHER fatass denial blog: http://theinbetweenie.wordpress.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://theinbetweenie.wordpress.com

*Miriam Lazewatsky's moronic feminazi rantings http://atheologist.tumblr.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://atheologist.tumblr.com...where she acts all butthurt about her pathetic jobless life.

*Miriam Lazewatsky's desperate attempt to cover up the truth online http://miriamlazewatskyfatty.blogspot.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky Harvard

Margitte Kristjansson (UCSD Cummunications Department)

[[Image:Margitte.jpg|thumb|left|http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com/2012/01/uh-ohstd-blog-surfers-outted.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Margitte Kristjansson (aka Margitte Leah Kristjansson) studies Communications at UCSD...but somehow EPIC FAILs to understand the simple sentence: "GO ON A FUCKING DIET, LARDASS!!"]]

Meet 337 pound fatass http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696544&mc=76&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Margitte L. Kristjansson, who blogs at http://lenachen-enablers.blogspot.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">RIOTSNOTDIETS.com. Hilariously, this fatass denial blogger weighs in at a PORKING 337 pounds. Yet she just keeps NOMing down that cake...and, since fatchicks are known to suck a mean cock, [Margitte Kristjansson] gulps down the jizz of gallons of San Diego fratboys.

Jenn Leyva (FatSmartAndPretty.com)

[[Image:Jenn-leyva.jpg|thumb|http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685271" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jenn Leyva, who blogs at http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685254" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">fatandtheivy.tumblr.com, obviously slurped cum until she got fat.]]
[[Image:Fatass-jenn-leyva-2.jpg|center|"Mirror, mirror on the wall, where can I find some FUCKING CAKE???" --Fatass Denial Blogger [Jenn Leyva] (Columbia '12)]]
Porker http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/i930p/lol_dumpy_fatchick_jenn_leyva_at_slutwalk_san" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jenn Leyva (Columbia College '12) rationalizes her bloated fucking ass at http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685254" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">fatsmartandpretty.com. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1690013&mc=17&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jenn Levya also posts fatporn, including http://shorturl.tumblr.com/post/6598145386/obesity-is-b00tiful-because-she-is-ok-with-her" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">this pic, on her blog. Needless to say, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1578143&mc=78&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jenn Levya stole her blog-name from another skankwhore, [[Lena Chen]]; and, like [[Lena Chen]], http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1884080&mc=7&forum_id=2" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Jenn Levya just loves slurping jizz--so much that the whore is thisclose to bursting!

Stephanie Vincent

Stephanie Vincent blogs at radicalhateloss.com. Which is pretty funny, since she obviously LOVES being a hambeast...or, at least, she loves donuts too much to shut her fucking piehole and go on a diet!

http://thetummyproject.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Tummy Project

Oh, jesus:

2014 FuglyCunt Danielle Keats Citron HATES this page!

In 2014, this page made HISTORY by being included in the 2014 book by fuckuglycunt Danielle Citron, "Hate Crimes in Cyberspace" (Harvard University Press, 2014), page 257!!1

External Links

*Lawd, http://thebellyproject.wordpress.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The LULZ never end on this page! Thanks Karen Rayne u whore!
Because what the world needs is moar [[attention whore]]s
*http://miriamlazewatsky.blogspot.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky FACTS

*http://equity-equality-for-all.blogspot.com/2010/03/racist-blogger-outted-miriam-lazewatsky.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam gets pwned for her racist tumblings
*http://miriamlazewatskyfatty.blogspot.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Miriam Lazewatsky
*http://nightly.net/topic/73306-wtf-is-up-with-the-fat-acceptance-movement/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">WTF is up with the fat acceptance movement?
*http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685254" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">lol, fatandtheivy.tumblr.com
*http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1685271" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">LOL @ fatass Jenn Leyva at SLUTWALK San Diego

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