Food Pyramid

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The food pyramids were first built by the [[Egypt|Egyptians]] and even though they had 4 sides, they had six parts:
# [[Fat|Fats, Oils and Sweets]]
# [[Cum|Milk, Yogurt and Cheese]]
# [[Cock|Meat]]
# [[Terri Schiavo|Vegetable]]
# [[Homosexual|Fruit]]
# [[Money|Bread]]

The food pyramid varies in many areas of the world. In fact, [[Jewish]] food pyramids often contain far lot less [[pork]] and far more fish. This explains why they may be good with numbers, but not in the sack. In fact, recent studies have shown that more pork = more [[sex]]. Then again, a rise in pork consumption may also lead to more [[fat people]] and/or more death by [[Swine Flu|H1N1 Influenza Type A]] This is why we need the food pyramid.

[[Merrill Howard Kalin|Many people]] feel more sexually aroused by pyramids, and often, fat people will feel more sexually aroused by [[food]]. Unattended food may lead to wild fatty infestations.

The Food Pyramid Is Jew Lies

You shouldn't be eating 10+ fucking servings of carbs a day.Enjoy being [[fat]].

See Also

* [[:Image:Pyramid_of_h8.jpg|Pyramid of h8]]
*[[Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears]]

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