Gothguurl1989

, or Wendy Zed, is a [[YouTube]] [[troll]] and [[emo]] attention whore. According to his/her it's profile they were "once a member of pretentious peoples", but now are completely [[mundane|humble]]. Gothguurl's videos are [[typically]] about someone called "Tasco" [[wat|who apparently is actually Wendy]]. When not threatening his viewers with a butcher knife, [[tranny|He/she/it]] is most likely just a another [[unemployed]] actor on the tubes play acting some asinine and unthoughtout "character" he/she/it came up with one day whilst going down on he/she/it's [[boyfriend]]/[[girlfriend]]/[[Zoophile|significant other]]. Their [[pretentious|risque]] [[cosplay|performance art]] videos have been polluting the tubes since March '08 and he/she/it dreams of someday making the [[luser|D-list]] and becoming an [[internet celebrity]], whilst struggling [[irl]] just to score a gig at a local dinner theater.

Gothguurl was later revealed to be [[ORLY|a dude]], just some ugly [[douchebag]] with a goatee - basically just [[scroll up]] and read the first part again.

Update 2009

Recently, it was discovered Gothgurrl1989 is someone else or something else. Due to disinformation supplied by [[butthurt]] [[troll]]s, Wendy updated her channel with yet another mysteriously boring [[vlog]]. Wendy is also [[notable]] for being "dark", and "disturbing" according [[ED]] [[hero]] [[TTT]]. It is suggested you approach Wendy with her [[noodz]], as to disable her ability to read gothic poetry.

Case in point:

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Online Stats

*Occupation: Goth clothing store
*Interests and Hobbies: Writing dark poetry, creating morbid art, and taking care of the less popular animals, like bats and snakes.
*Movies and Shows: Tim Burton productions, Wes Craven movies, and Supernatural, among others.
*Books: I write, I don't read, except the obituaries. (?)

Wait, WUT ?!

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