High Score

Behold, the most treasured and infamous of all rankings in human civilization. From depressed loners to religious extremists, below are the names of the individuals who have achieved the most kills in modern history. They are proof of how depraved and batshit crazy humanity can become, and they will forever be etched into the annals of bad memories. Oh, and for fuck's sake, [[DO IT FAGGOT|don't try to get yourself on this list]], [[William Atchison|retard]].

[[Doom|FPS]]

Single Player

The VIP club of the [[Mass Shooting|21st century gold standard of murder]]. These 50 persons hold the highest number of kills by a single gunman. Every year, a new inductee vies for a place in the club and must oust one member. This constant struggle for membership guarantees a virtuous cycle of [[lulz]] that appears to have no end in sight.

Please note that as of now, the club is comprised entirely of men, so if there's one glass ceiling that [[feminists]] should strive to break, it's this one.

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1. Killed by cops

2. Killed by civilian

3. [[Abortion|Spawn kill]] bonus

4. At least one of the commies Breivik, Fuji, and Kozák were targeting [[Epic Win|happened to die]] [[Lulz|attempting to escape]]. For Fuji and Kozák, it's 1. For Breivik, it's 2.

5. 2 survivors an hero'd a year after his High Score attempt (their deaths don't go towards the tally though).

6. Used explosives in their High Score attempts. However, Breivik and Woo managed to score some extra frags (Breivik's Bomberman score is below, while Woo became an hero [[Lulz|with his hostages via grenade]]), whereas Roslyakov [[Fail|only saddled them with extra medical bills]].

7. 14 in the University, 2 in the Klánovice Forest 6 days earlier and his father.

8. [[Epic Win|Escaped]].

9. Efficiency Rank (Direct kills by player+Indirect kills)/(Injuries by player+Direct kills by player)
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Co-Op Mode

Teamwork, fuck yeah! These death squads send a positive message that collaboration, communication, and cooperation are key components in any group-oriented mission.


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1. Killed by police.

2. [[Pwnt|Executed]].

3. "From 34 attackers, 32 of which entered, 31 died.

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" One was lynched by [[NORP|civilians]].

4. All but one of the 10 attackers were killed by police. The other one was captured and then executed in 2012.

5. Robert Mone was also a [[School Shooting|school shooter]], however the person he killed in his shooting was not included here.

6. Mentally injured due to trauma of seeing their mother slaughtered in front of them.

7. Dietwin fled to Gent, was later caught by the police.

8. If they truly wanted to snuff out those bushy-tailed pedophiles, they should've turned the gun on themselves.

9. The Order's leader, Bob Mathews, died in a shootout with police a few weeks later. Other members would later die in prison, as well.

10. Yuri Dovgan and Alexander Kochetkov were both shot dead by a fellow soldier after committing the double murders.

11. Was too much of a pussy to kill himself and was shot by his teammate.

12. An heroed in prison.

13. [[Epic Win|Escaped]].

14. Killed by civilians.
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[[Bomberman_(Game)|Bomberman]]

Proof that "basement dweller" is not necessarily an insult, especially if they're making bombs inside them. Whether it's for religious vocation or political activism, these guys figured out how to get the biggest bang for their buck.


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1. McVeigh was [[Pwnt|executed by lethal injection]] in 2001, he was quoted as saying before his execution [[Lulz|"it's still 168 to 1 so I still win"]].

2. Ayyash was assassinated when a booby-trapped cellphone blew off his head.

3. While technically not an hero, he did die during the attack because [[Dumbass|he didn't run away in time]].

4. 14 people required immediate amputations.

5. Ahmed's "bomb," despite injuring more people than Ahmad, [[Epic Fail|only set people's hair on fire]].

6. The [[retard]] attempted a [[An Hero|suicide bombing]], [[Epic Fail|killing no one]], not even himself.

7. One of the victims was killed by a [[Lulz|heart attack]].

8. [[User:Zug14/Cole Carini|Carini]] only managed to blast off one of his own hands and a few fingers on the other one.

9. Later found drowned.

10. [[Epic Win|Escaped]].

11. Killed by police.

12. It is unknown if they were responsible for the attack, but [[Some argue|some suspect]] that they might have.

13. This was before he became [[An Hero]] in 2023.
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Microsoft Flight Simulator

The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.


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1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.

8. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.

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Carmageddon

Sedans, SUVs, trucks, bulldozers, or excavators—you name it, they've tried it. These gearheads have proven themselves worthy behind the wheel on any public track.


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1. He was released in 2001, and ultimately died in 2009 from the [[Irony|same method that he scored with]]; being hit by a truck.

2. The lone surviving victim had seizures from the damage and died in 2016.
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[[Civilization|Sid Meier's Civilization]]

The Supermen of history, the Gods among mortals. These are the spirits of immensely powerful celestial beings who have committed the most egregious atrocities on the planet via their possessed human hosts. Their names shall forever stain the sands of time with blood.


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1. [[Holocaust denial|Disputed]]. Der Fuhrer's inclusion in this list does not imply that [[Dub_the_Dew|he did anything wrong]].

2. Plus 38,254 tortured people in prison^{[[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Citing sources|citation needed]]]}

3. Not including untold numbers of Japanese citizens and American Servicemen stationed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who died years later from cancer. Number is an estimate of those who were instantly killed or died within days of Nuclear Attack.

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4. Disputed. Unconfirmed source. This number seems to make up 150% of Congo's then population.

5. Ongoing
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[[Cults|Great Prophet(s)]]

Here be the Enlightened Ones, they who sought the Truth and shared it with their brothers and sisters.

[[Fire|Fire Emblem]]

The dudes who never outgrew their twisted childhood obsession with fire, because lighting up bushes just wouldn't cut it anymore.


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1. Two of them were released early on good behavior.
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[[Serial killer|Tactical Espionage Action]]

Remember when your mother warned you as a child to not talk to strangers? These people are the absolute worst examples of who you might encounter if you do.

Trauma Center

The Hippocratic Oath is taken by a physician to promise that they will act compassionately and not harm their patients. The following were laughing inside when they took it.

Sniper Elite

Silent but deadly. These guys won't hesitate to 360 noscope trickshot you IRL. High concentration of Sovietfags.
NOTE: Only soldiers are allowed on here and not normalfags who did their kills with sniper rifles such as [[Charles Whitman]] or the DC snipers.

RollerCoaster Tycoon

Trust these parks with your children's lives.

Ship Simulator Extremes

These are the lulziest ships that ever touched the sea. Trust them and you'll receive a 100% discount ticket. You can see this leaderboard is full of [[British|Britfags]].

[[Gran Turismo]]

These are the most lulziest vehicle race tracks to evar exist in teh earth.

[[Plague Inc]]: Evolved

Hack'N'Slash

"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions." In an era of firearms and explosives, going old-school from time to time isn't so bad.

[[Kerbal Space Program]]

The rarest and most expensive way to attempt high scores.

[[Spore]]

Playing as a god wasn't a good idea when they generated these animals. Some of them, would have a official high score rank, but they are only animals.
NOTE: They need to go Amok, like the casual high score.

Walkthrough

Difficulty Levels

Easy: This level includes slow-moving targets, easy-to-navigate locations and a pretty much nonexistent chance of victims being armed or able to fight back in any meaningful way. It also has limited respawning NPC's and police response is slow. Common places include:
*Libraries
*Nursing homes
*Any [[liberal|liberal's]] house
*Public parks
**Even easier (Pacific mode): Children's parks
*[[School Shooting|Schools]]
**Even easier (Pacific mode): [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Elementary schools]]
*Swimming pools (as well as beaches)
*Gun free zones
*Bowling Alleys
*Churches, mosques, synagogues, and temples
*Orphanage
Countries and regions
*Himalayan countries
**Bhutan
**Nepal
**Myanmar
**China
**Pakistan
*Europe
**Austria (Pacific mode)
**Britain
**Czech Republic (Pacific mode)
**Denmark (Pacific mode)
**Finland (Pacific mode)
**France
**Germany
**Greece
**Italy
**Norway (Pacific mode)
**Spain
**Switzerland (Pacific mode)
**Sweden
*Japan (Pacific mode)
*New Zealand
*New England, Northeast, Pacific (US Servers)
*Oregon, USA
Medium: Although more difficult than easy, this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high-scorer. This level has faster police response time and more people with faster reflexes. Also, the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including [[Aurora Theater Shooting|James Holmes]], [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Charles Whitman]] and [[Andrea Pignani]]. Places include:
*Hospitals
*Malls
*Rooftops
*Africa (Rich countries)
*[[College]]s
*Theatres (as well as cinemas)
*Detention centers
*Train stations
Countries and regions
*Australia (after 2017 national firearms amnesty)
*Midwest (US Servers)
*London (UK server)
*Birmingham (UK server)
Nightmare Mode: Without a doubt, the most difficult level. It has infinitely respawning NPC's, an almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium-to-high chance of victims being armed and/or fighting back. The only known people to have a good score on this mode were [[Fort Hood|Major Malik Nadal Hasan]], who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11

and [[Salvador Ramos]].
Locations include:
*Airports
*Government offices
*Gun stores / shows
*Shooting ranges
*Sports stadiums
*International borders
*Military bases
*Walmart
*Police stations (as well as [[Fat|Doughnut shops]] by extension)
Countries and regions
*Texas
*Florida
*Africa (poor countries)
*Israel
*Palestine
*Alabama
*Wyoming
*Syria
*Rocky Mountains, Southwest, Southeast (US Servers)

How to Get The High Score

# Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
# Take some cues from [[Charles Whitman]] and start at home. By killing [[your mom]] and [[dad]], you're guaranteed at least 2 easy kills, three if you have a wife or a brother/sister, but this is [[you]] we're talking about.
# Play violent video games ([[Grand Theft Auto]], [[Ryan Lambourn|Ryan Lambourn games]], Hitman and [[Manhunt]] series and FPS games like [[Doom]], [[Call of Duty]], [[Battlefield]], [[Halo]], etc...) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, [[Slipknot]], Cannibal Corpse, Debauchery, Rob Zombie etc...). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
# It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms, ammunition and other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 2, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand [[1984]] style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
# Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore-esque statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just beforehand, preferably with a big shit-eating grin on your face as well as a trollface, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front pages and send a clear signal to all the other limp-dicked social rejects who cram their faces with anti-depressants to numb the pain of their worthless existence out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons-grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
# Ensure all, or at least the vast majority, of the people you kill are complete strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have or any real or perceived injustice against you or society as a whole. They still deserve it, for some reason.
# It is customary, when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/gotten bored, to off yourself. This does not count as a kill, but it does make you [[an hero]].
# DON'T USE A .22
# In addition to buying your weapons legally, buy a bunch of armor, such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those as well.
# Shoot and/or stab people in the brainstem and the cerebellum. Not the forebrain, or anywhere else. Kill little kids, animals, and women (especially pregnant) as opposed to adults and teenagers.
# If you plan on committing arson, make sure you use propane gas. If you plan on going on a mass stabbing, use a long bladed knife, a thick knife or a machete that's been sharpened. If you plan on doing a vehicle attack, make sure you use a truck. If you plan on strangling people, use a garrote or a dildo.
# If you want to not get caught with mass murder or serial killing, use latex gloves, wear booties over your shoes, wear a balaclava with cool 80's shades, wear a black coat, and wear long black pants.
# If a wannabe hero or pig draws a weapon, make sure that you aim for the lower bridge of the nose or the ear so that way they die instantly.
# Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go off in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama.
# Don't tell anyone about your plans, dont give hints and hide your manifesto on a thumb drive or a notebook.
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Hall of Shame

Notable Losers

FPS players who couldn't break into the top 50 list. Typically under 16 kills. However, we extend our appreciation for the top 10 in this list for their exceptional skills at PvP combat. Notice the extreme abundance of Amerifags.

Tip: Instead of making a stub article on a loser, post about him [[High_Score/Loserinfo|here]] → [[High Score/Loserinfo|Loserinfo]]

→ [[High Score/Notable Losers|Click here to view the Notable Losers table]] ←

Absolute Fucking Failures

These assclowns couldn't even manage to get a single kill! They are the [[Polygon]] of real life. Again, fat Amerifags everywhere.

King of all losers

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| [[William Atchison]]
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| 2017
| Our own ED admin [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] spent literal years obsessing over this very page, updating it every time someone so much as shot a stray cat and participating in an act of worship for school shooters like an edgy teenager, only to have his own shooting spree stopped by a sofa.
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See Also

*[[An Hero]]
*[[Crime]]
*[[Hitler Unit]]
*[[Mass Murder]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[School Shooting]]
*[[Serial Killers]]

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