Internet Disease Chart

The [[Internet Disease Chart]] is a definitive catalog of the diseases many claim to have, and what they really have.

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! style=";" | Name !! style=";" | Pic !! style=";" | Self-Diagnosis !! style=";" | Our Diagnosis
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! [[Argent009]]
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[[Internet Humanitarian]]
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* [[Victim complex]]
* [[Liar]]
* [[Internet tough guy]]
* [[Fat]]
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! [[Therealagerbon]]
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Victimized crusading gamer
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* [[Asperger's syndrome]]
* [[Fat]]
* [[Nice guy]]
* [[Basement Dweller]]
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! [[Bravesgirl5]]
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Fan of the braves
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* [[Victim complex]]
* [[Attention whore]]
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! [[Mission: MySpace]]
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King of [[internet humanitarian]]s
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* [[Homosexuality]]
* [[Religion]]
* [[Anti-lulz]]
* [[Goatse]] fandom
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! [[Mediacrat]]
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Unlimited disposable income
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* [[Rich and beautiful]]
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! [[PeppermintPatti]]
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[[Internet Humanitarian]]
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* [[Lesbian]]
* Pathological liar
* [[Multiple Personality Disorder]]
* [[GRIDS]]
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! [[Sektie]]
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FreeBSD tsarina
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* [[Internet disease]] * [[over 9000|9000]]+
* [[Fat]]
* Jealousy
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! [[Audreynoland]]
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A real person with real feelings
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* [[Insanity]]
* [[Emo]]
* [[Mary Sue]]
* [[Attention Whore]]
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! [[Duke Otterland]]
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Purple otter with antlers from anthropia
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* [[Insanity]]
* [[fat|Fatness]]
* [[Autism]]
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! [[Emilie Autumn]]
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[[Steampunk|Fuckwad Victorian girl]] and inventor of wheelchairs, corsets, mental illness, glitter, tea, dinosaurs and goats.
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* [[Bipolar]]
* [[Lies|Pathological Liar]]
* [[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]
* [[Attention Whore|Histrionic Personality Disorder]]
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! [[Chris Crocker]]
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Important, edgy, popular homosexual pop media darling
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* [[Insanity]]
* [[Attention Whore]]
* [[AIDS]]
* [[Faggotry]]
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! [[Cigarskunk]]
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Wise and well-informed observer of politics and actuality, brings teh naked truth on FA and LJ
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* [[Republican]]
* [[Fallacious reasoning]]
* [[Narcissistic personality disorder]]
* [[Ghey]]
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! [[The Unknown Autobot]]
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Autobot corsair and Trollbuster, protector of the [[Furry]] and [[Weeaboo]] Kindreds.
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* [[Attention whore|Histrionic personality disorder]]
* [[Naive|Don Quixote Syndrome]]
* [[Nice guy|Nice guyism]]
* [[Asperger's Syndrome]]
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! [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
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TRUE and HONEST STRAIGHT high-functioning autistic virgin with rage looking for a sweetheart. Also apparently has multiple personality disorder.
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* [[Welfare|Low-Functioning]] [[Asperger Syndrome]]
* [[Homosexuality]] incarnate
* [[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]
* [[Batshit Insane]]
* [[Love Shy]]
* [[Incest|Literal Motherfucker]]
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! [[Liz_Shaw]]
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Planning domination of the [[old media|Australasian media]], singer, [[writer]], [[bodybuilder|gym]] and news [[junkie]].
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* [[Narcissistic Personality Disorder]]
* [[Attention Whore|Histrionic Personality Disorder]]
* [[Batshit Insane]]
* [[Wikipedia:Grandiose_delusions#Diagnosis|Grandiose Delusions]]
* [[Wikipedia:Amusia|Amusia]]
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