JewWario

JewWario (Powerword: Justin Carmical

) was a contributor at [[TGWTG]] until Thursday the 23rd of January 2014, when he decided to take the easy way out by shooting himself, therefore becoming [[An hero]].
TGWTG fanbois were upset by the news, despite not being unable to recall anything this faggot accomplished besides being part of a circlejerk known as Kickassia. On April 12 of 2018, Channel Awesome "accidentally" outed JewWario as a "sexual deviant" that was [[rape|harassing]] his female fans. For that reason, they dropped his sorry ass, but covered it up in order to avoid pain for the victims not lose subscribers on the site.

Faked The Suicide

Like all TGWTG faggots, he makes nothing from advertisements because nobody watches his boring videos.
So he had to think of alternative ways to pay his bills.
Given that he couldn't get a job, because that would require him to actually do something more than jerking off to manga in front of a camera, he needed to think of something else.
But what?
He already went the Kickstarter way, so that would be too risky.
The only other option was for Justin to fake his suicide, so that the braindead followers of would pay thousand of dollars to his http://www.gofundme.com/6groao" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">"family".
Unsurprisingly, the money didn't go to Justin's family, but instead to Justin himself, so he can satisfy his unhealthy obsession with buying things he doesn't need.
The plan worked well until his wife realized the world thought he was dead there's nothing stopping her from [[Josef Fritzl|keeping him in the basement]].

Leaving TGWTG

Due to his numerous psychological issues, Justin decided that his feeble emotions couldn't deal with the tyranny of Doug Walker and brother Rob.
Therefore he parted ways with the group and never looked back.
Except Justin did look back at his miserable lonely life, before the bullet penetrated his brain.

Both parties claimed the break was peaceful, but this was just a coverup.

The truth was that he joined permavirgin site [[Video_Game_Reviewers#Retroware_TV|Retroware TV]] in a bid to make more jew gold, But Retroware TV were butthurt with TGWTG's popularity, so told Justin that he would be kicked off the site unless he left Doug Walker's circle jerk, So as with the normal mentality of Jews mindlessly following oppressors demands, he abandoned his old friends for an anorexic spic and [[Video_game_reviewers#Pat_The_NES_Punk|a ass licking faggot that rides the coat-tails of the AVGN]] and we all know how well that endeavor went, don't we ladies and gentlemen? DISREGARD THAT, in April 12 of 2018, in the middle of the shitfest started by the posting of the “Not So Awesome” document on Monday, April 2, 2018, Channel Awesome "accidentally" outed JewWario as a "sexual deviant" that tried to 'raep' one of the fans. Afterwards, another chick came forward in reddit and claimed that JewWario had tried to go "Bill Cosby" on her ass. The first girl apparently asked Channel Awesome not to say or do anything about Justin, but that won't stop people from using this incident to sperg out about how "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!" Channel Awesome is for covering it up because who the flying fuck cares about the wishes of rape victims amirite?

Kamen Rider

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This retard was known to love [[Kamen Rider]].
He loved it so much that he tried to make get money for his own rip-off called http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/famikamen-rider-series" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">FamiKamen Rider, and like all Jews, he stole from people by asking for $8,000 for his shit series, but fucktards gave him $10,255 in the end.

His $10,000 project was nothing but a mess with cheap effects and lame acting, much like his videos.
Some might wonder why people would actually gave this him any money, let alone $10,000, but just remember that all his fans are sad and lonely individuals, without anything else to spend their money on, as they are too disgusting for prostitutes.

Obituary videos

Unsurprisingly, the JewTubes soon became flooded with teary autistics making [[Memorial Page Tourism|tribute videos to our fallen hero]], that they have clearly put all of their heart into. But only [[lazy|half of their ass]]. Equally unsurprisingly, many of these videos were deleted once it was discovered that the man they were praising was a rapist.

Notable videos

The an hero used to tasting videos, where he would taste different kinds of candy, which is like 15 shades of 3edgy5me of originality, before settling on the fact that he only liked the taste of bullets.

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