[[sarcasm|North Korea, being a functioning contributor to the world]], will most likely welcome him with open fire. But judging by his Public Relations and his career, they will probably fap to this little [[wigger]] cunt and scream like 14 year old suburban sluts. He will most likely overthrow Kim Jong Il and claim N.Korea as his own empire. But we all know that he and his people won't send him to N.Korea because they are all too fucking pussy to grow a pair of balls and demonstrate integrity.
As [[old media]] started pulling it's head out its own arse following the traditional weekend news blackout (it is a known [[fact]], that nothing ever happens around the world on Saturday or Sunday), other reports started to hit the newsstands and Interwebs including many major outlets. Additional lulz were had when reports began to surface that [[Anon]] had spent the July 4th holiday [[hax]]ing YouTube vidyas featuring [[Beaver|La Beaver]] and redirecting [[Justin Bieber|Biebians]] to hardcore pr0nz as well as announcing her death:
*http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/06/is-justin-bieber-going-to-north-korea-you-have-nine-hours-to-decide/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TIME: Is Justin Bieber Going to North Korea? You Have Nine Hours to Decide
*http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2010/07/02/the-plot-to-send-justin-bieber-to-north-korea/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Independent: The plot to send Justin Bieber to North Korea
*http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10656852" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">NZ Herald: Web prank puts Justin Bieber on Korean trajectory
*http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/7872824/YouTube-hacked-with-pop-singer-Justin-Bieber-as-a-target.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Telegraph: YouTube hacked with pop singer Justin Bieber as a target
*http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128330294" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">NPR: Pranksters Interfere With Justin Bieber Contest (audio)
*http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38110869/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">MSNBC: Web prank sends Justin Bieber to North Korea
The faggot's http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1643113/20100707/bieber_justin.jhtml" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reps have refused to honour the results of the [[nice try|totally legitimate and official]] referendum. So what now? The [[Internet Hate Machine|Online Pranking Group]] is currently in [[basement|seclusion]] laying plans for the next step. Perhaps we could all chip in for a ticket and get his visa for him and then kidnap him and whisk him off in a limo to 4chan's private airfield. Stay tuned for details.
[[NO|In the meantime, you can help by donning your V masks and protesting in front of his management and record labels' offices world wide.]] You can also help by telling the world that Justine is a [[racist]] who hates Asians.
FAXO credibility has gone down the shitter since this.
After it was announced that Justin Bieber wouldn't go to Best Korea, it was discovered that he's totally racist and hates [[Koreans]]. Everyone should know this.
The goal is to reach the North Korean news and troll an entire nation. e-mail this to [[Best Korea]]: [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]]
In our country, we have a famous young, and very talented singer named [[Justin Bieber]]. He held an internet poll so that his fans could decide which country he should play in on his world tour. A lot of people thought it would be a great idea to let one of our best singers sing in the best country of the world: The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (the best Korea there is).
Maybe he could learn from your great singers, and, it would honor many fans of him, if he could possibly play for the Beloved Leader. But although North Korea ended first in the internet poll, Justin Bieber refuses to go to your great country.
In an interview he admitted that the reason for not going was, that he [[racist|hated Koreans]]. I think this is an [[shocked & appalled|outrage!]] In my opinion the people of North Korea deserve to know about this racial discrimination inflicted upon them by Justin Bieber. Could this injustice be told to them via a press release? I would like you to know that we, the (former) fans of Justin Bieber, support the Beloved Leader and all North-Koreans in this case.
Yours truly,
[[Eric Bauman|Name]]
or
'''Dear Sir,
In the west there is a young man by the name of Justin Bieber, a very talented singer and performer who recently held an online vote for the nation which would most like him to tour and perform in that country. A movement started on the internet to bring the young super star to the Democratic Republic of Korea as we felt that the great nation gets bad press in the western media and the people of such a fine nation should have the chance to receive one of the rest of the worlds biggest stars, as this would hopefully bridge the Gap between your great nation and the rest of the world in a time where peace should be cultivated. However, upon finding out that he was asked to visit the DRK, he responded most offensively, being quoted as saying "I hate North Koreans" and "They eat F**King dogs, dogs are pets!"
As a member of the movement online to try and bridge the gap and bring a great musician to your people, I believe it is my responsibility to bring this to your attention.
I should hope that next time the west extends a hand to you, a snotty arrogant 16 year old will not tare down the olive branch.
Thank you very much for reading.'''
*[[Justin Bieber]]
*[[Kim Jong Il]]
*[[Operations]]
*http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Voting site
*http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CEM8KKRC" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Auto voter for Windoze.
*http://tinychat.com/northkorea" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Tinychat
*http://www.facebook.com/pages/Send-Justin-Bieber-to-North-Korea/116282351751569" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">One of many Facebook pages
*http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/jul/07/justin-bieber-north-korea" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Guardian: Justin Bieber: what if he did tour North Korea?
*http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20009827-10391698.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">CBS: Justin Bieber in North Korea? Online Prank Leaves Singer Facing Tour There
*http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1643113/20100707/bieber_justin.jhtml" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">MTV: Justin Bieber Is Not Going To North Korea, Rep Confirms
*http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/2010/07/07/2010-07-07_justin_bieber_my_world_tour_contest_hacked_to_send_singer_to_north_korea.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Daily News: Justin Bieber 'My World' tour contest hacked to send singer to North Korea
*http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/10506482.stm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">BBC: Prank leaves Justin Bieber facing tour of North Korea
*http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/07/4chan-has-nearly-voted-justin-bieber-to-north-korea/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Wired: 4chan Has Nearly Voted Justin Bieber to North Korea
*http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/06/is-justin-bieber-going-to-north-korea-you-have-nine-hours-to-decide/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TIME: Is Justin Bieber Going to North Korea? You Have Nine Hours to Decide
*http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128330294" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">NPR: Pranksters Interfere With Justin Bieber Contest (audio)
*http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38110869/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">MSNBC: Web prank sends Justin Bieber to North Korea
*http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2010/07/02/the-plot-to-send-justin-bieber-to-north-korea/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Independent: The plot to send Justin Bieber to North Korea
*http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/7872824/YouTube-hacked-with-pop-singer-Justin-Bieber-as-a-target.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Telegraph: YouTube hacked with pop singer Justin Bieber as a target
*http://www.myfoxny.com/dpps/entertainment/fans-plot-to-send-justin-bieber-to-north-korea-dpgoh-20100706-fc_8495150" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Fox: 'Fans' Plot to Send Justin Bieber to North Korea
*http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3041999/Porn-hackers-target-Justin-Bieber.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Current Bun: Porn Hackers Target Justine
*http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10656852" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">NZ Herald: Web prank puts Justin Bieber on Korean trajectory
*http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/51861" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">NME: Justin Bieber's hacked internet vote urges to tour North Korea
*http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/justin-bieber/news/229558-bieber-to-tour-north-korea" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">MTV: Bieber To Tour North Korea after half a million people asked him to.
*http://www.cbc.ca/arts/media/blogs/popculture/2010/07/internet-prank-aims-to-send-justin-bieber-to-north-korea.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">CBC: Internet prank aims to send Justin Bieber to North Korea
*http://www.apakistannews.com/justin-bieber-north-korea-2-193654" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Pakistan News: Justin Bieber North Korea ← [[lulz]]
*http://www.examiner.com/x-704-Pop-Media-Examiner~y2010m7d6-Justin-Bieber-My-World-special-program-airs-while-fans-try-to-get-singer-to-North-Korea?cid=channel-rss-Arts_and_Entertainment&cid=oneriot" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Examiner: Justin Bieber: 'My World' special program airs while fans try to get singer to North Korea
*http://erictric.com/2010/07/02/the-trolls-succeed-justin-bieber-may-actually-head-to-north-korea/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Erictric: The Trolls Succeed! Justin Bieber May Actually Head to North Korea
:*http://erictric.com/2010/07/02/just-bieber-world-tour-north-korea-leads/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Erictric update: Just Bieber World Tour: North Korea Leads
*http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2010/07/save-justin-bieber-vote-no-for-a-north-korea-tour.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Save Justin Bieber: Vote no for a North Korea tour!
*http://beforeitsnews.com/news/94/400/Justin_Bieber_s_Bangs_Hiding_Communist_Sympathies.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Justin Biebers Bangs Hiding Communist Sympathies
*http://theblemish.com/2010/07/people-want-justin-bieber-to-die/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">People want Justin Bieber to die
*http://mashable.com/2010/07/06/justin-bieber-north-korea/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mashable: Web Prank Tries to Send Justin Bieber to North Korea
*http://www.hecklerspray.com/now-the-entire-internet-mocks-justin-bieber/201047971.php" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Now The Entire Internet Mocks Justin Bieber
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