Language is a spoken or written method of communicating [[lulz], invented [[at least 100 years ago]], possibly by [[Al Gore]] or Devdan. According to [[Catholic]] private revelations, the only true language is [[LOL WUT|Proto-Indo-European]] which was spoken by [[your mom]].
'Ꮂ?' - An example of a language, North American Indian, Cherokee. But white people think we Injuns can't talk, read or write.
Before language existed, [[lulz]] were sent to [[Earth]] by [[Raptor Jesus]] through inscriptions on stone tablets. [[Some Argue|Several scientists believe]] that stone tablets are the forerunners of [[IRC]], and [[God]] often idled there, before he fled to his summer home. [[At least 100|Later on in the years]] some [[Pedophile|Caveman]] started running around yelling "SHIT", and everyone laugh at his hairy ass so hard they all shitted. Another was when some [[Bitch|woman]] was waving her ass around and some dude put his dick towards it. After that he yelled "[[Erection|ERECTION]]" [[Buttsecks|and a bunch of other sexual words]]. This is just one of the few words they made up and used agian and agian, many of the other words was [[porn]] because some dude shoved an orange up a [[shit nobody cares about|girl]]'s ass.
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*[[English]]
**[[American language|American]]
**[[Ebonics]]
**[[Engrish]]
**[[Internets English|Internets]]
**[[Simple English|Simple]]
*[[Esperanto]]
*[[French]]
*[[Hebrew]]
*[[HTML]]
*[[Klingon]]
*[[Latin]]
*[[Moonspeak]]
*[[Siberian]]
*[[Spanish]]
*[[Toki Pona]]
*[[Volapük]]
Many [[loser]]s and [[pedophile]]s aspire to one day teach English in [[Japan]]. They go to sample the delicious [[loli]] that is the Japanese Schoolgirl.
* [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]]?