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MMORPG is an acronym for Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Life Consuming Game. This can also be referred to as Massive Mega Online Raping Pokemanz Gurofest or in more accurate terms: Many Males Online Role Playing as Girls. An [[MMORPG]] is an unpaid, expensive, hard, boring, tiring and drama-generating job. The whole sense of MMORPG is that you pay to become [[fat]] and to keep your virginity. The only curiosity MMORPG players ever evoke among the opposite sex is whether you say "manboobs" or "moobs". MMORPG's are also unique in that they are the only known method of living your own life vicariously. Which is pathetic. MMORPGs are a sinister [[Communist]] plot. They enthrall people to the point where they don't bother to shower, shave, sleep, eat, drink, get up to go to the bathroom, or take care of their children. This must be communist [[magick]] because the gameplay of every MMORPG goes as follows: Do something. Do the same thing again. Keep doing it 9 hours a day every day for the rest of your life. MMORPGs are like having a job except you pay for it instead of making money. [[EverQuest]], for example, is called "EverCrack" in an [[unfunny]] attempt at fanboy humor, but few know that the game is actually in fact laced with crack.

People actually fucking sell magic items from MMORPGs on [[eBay]]. MMORPGs also have their own mafias, the members of which are obviously all ~~[[azn]]s~~ [[Japanophiles]] who don't know all MMORPG's are made in Korea.

Fortunately for [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], however, MMORPGs can generate massive [[lulz]] and [[drama]] if successfully [[trolled]].

Massively Multiplayer Online Transgender Simulation

A lot of male humans IRL seem to enjoy playing a female character on MMORPGs. To most people this would be a sign of being queer or something similar, but when confronting a player who does this, they'll usually counter with something along the lines of; "I don't wanna sit around watching a guys ass move all day" or "I just want sum eyecandy". Is this really a desire for some softcore porn? Or is it a cry for a sex change? Do you ever hear of girls playing as guys on MMORPGs? As a matter of fact, have you ever heard of a girl playing as any kind of character on a MMORPG? Only the morbidly obese, and underage [[emo]]s.

The alternative is that the player has a god complex -- usually evident to the player -- which causes them to create characters that act as a controlled underling rather than a digital version of the player. This likely comes from failing at real life, so someone will pay, even if that person is their own creation within someone else's creation.

The ONE Good Thing About Them [[IRL]]

MMORPG's are total motherfucking shit. EVERYONE knows THAT. However, one theory states that "the [[moar]] you [[win]] at an MMORPG, the [[moar]] you [[fail]] at life."

So, this basically means that all those fat-ass [[basement-dwellers]] living with their parents will spend thousands of consecutive hours on their comps, eventually resulting in their death. This happens all the time in [[China]], where the only difference between an American MMORPG player and a Chinese is that the Chinese one actually gets out of the house and goes to die at a cybercafe. This has happened many a time. The [[azn]] sits himself down at a comp and STAYS THERE for DAYS until he dies of many a cause: dehydration, starvation, doesn't take a [[shit]]/piss, exhaustion, or all of the above.

Some of them make it though, have a heart attack or faint and get rushed to a hospital. If they were really [[hardcore]], then they'd commit [[an hero]] and screw everyone over at the cafe.

The less funny theory is of course: "the [[moar]] you [[fail]] in an MMORPG, the [[moar]] normal you are [[IRL]]."

Terms & Acronyms

An agro.

A controversial new MMO.

* Aggro - Sex appeal to enemies. The MMORPGs are all about whomever has the prettiest and sexiest armor, so tell the whole undead-dragon castle about it with your friends and group members. Or it can refer to the picture to the right.
* Buff - [[Viagra]] doses for people's characters.
* Crit - When the game decides to shit with you by randomly doing more damage than you usually do making you think that you actually achieved something in the game.
* DPS - Dick Punishing Speed, this is the fastest way to steal money from medieval hookers.
* Epic - Usually a UBER RARE that people in [[China]] will kill you for [[IRL]].
* Farmer - A Korean or Chinese person working in a sweatshop in some god-forsaken shit city somewhere in south Korea. They are well known for pissing you off in-game by forcing you to buy massive amounts of gold for like two fucking dollars. Their Gold:Hourly Wage ratio is about 100:15 cents.
* G.I.R.L. - Guy in real life, where 99% of the female characters that are either [[13 year old boy|13 year old]] confused boy or 40 year old virgin man (see [[No girls on the internet]]).
* Grind - This is 90% of a MMORPG, the other 10% are wacky novelty items like Christmas hats.
* Guild - A group of players, banded together with a crummy tag or logo. This is where a lot of drama comes into MMORPGs. See also [[circlejerk]].
* LFG/MP - Looking for Genitalia/My Penis. A condition where players become too [[Fat]] [[IRL]] and are no longer able to locate their sex organs. LFG can also refer to a [[meth]]-using [[Christfag]] on a certain site.
* Loot - The reason why anybody plays an MMORPG. It ranges from a criminal's rectal hair (quest item) to a gigantic AssFuck-Mace. Without loot, an MMORPG will cease to exist.
* Lvl - Short for "level," a rough measure of how much time and money you've spent on the game. Used mainly to determine whether you're about to get raped by the guy you just picked a fight with.
* Ninja - Normal person who realizes waiting 6 months for their turn to loot is absurd. Also see [[troll]].
* Party - Huge bonanza with girls and beer... Just kidding, all MMO players are [[Asexual]] fags
* PK - Player Killer, a true internet tough guy with an [[epenis]] length of [[at least 100]].
* Pug - Prostitutes n'Underage Group. This term is where unskilled players (Usually 10 year old players who play as Gnomes) find cheap whores off the city streets to hopefully do a dungeon with because they don't have any real friends that'll help them get the lootz. May also refer to the type of dog that the player is interested in screwing (see [[Furry]].)
* PvE - Player vs Environment, the type of gameplay where pussy-players must sign a fine-printed contract to battle each other.
* PvP - Player vs Player, this is where [[epenis]] comes into MMORPGs. Usually involves slamming your face into the keyboard while masturbating.
* Raid - What hardcore gamers have to spray under their giant guts to keep the roaches away.
* RMT - Real money trader, yes, people actually spend their [[IRL]] money on in game cashmonies.
* Tank - A physically strong player that weaker classes will use as a shield. Can easily be played by the [[retarded]], or even [[azn|Azns]].
* Toon - The gayest way to refer to a character ever. Don't use it, unless you are a thirty year-old woman.
* WTB/S - Want to buy/sell. Players usually sell "magic ass dust" or overpriced-shit-quality-weaponry they recently pulled out of a bear's penis after slaying it and taking VIAGRA.

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