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*... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with [[KOSA]] and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? [[You]] should tell them what you think, at https://www.badinternetbills.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">badinternetbills.com!
*... that another [[Love|Valentine's Day]] has come and gone and you're still [[Dying Alone|all alone]]. Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?
*... that Chuck E. Cheese (CEC Entertainment) CEO and President [[David McKillips]] resigned- most likely because his name was in the [[Epstein Files]]?
*... that an AI animation named [[Amelia]] has become the [[waifu]] of every [[Conservative|far-right]] user of the [[Internets]]? Sorry about the breakup, [[K-On!]] girls!
*... that it's 2026? [[You]] get to make another New Year's Resolution promising that this is going to be the year that you get [[Sex|laid]].
*... that [[WhiteDate]] got doxed and baleeted in front of a live studio audience?
*... that [[Christmas]] happened? We hope that you got that perverted [[catgirl]] that you want to lose your [[Virgin|virginity]] to.
*... that [[Rob Reiner]] was [[murder|murdered]]? You can light up your [[Tobacco|smokes]], once again, without feeling guilty.
*... that [[Charlie Kirk]] got a sore throat while giving a [[Gun|pro-gun]] speech at [[College|Utah Valley University]]?