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*...that some stupid [[Bitch]] got paid $6 Million because she claimed that she's addicted to and was traumatized by [[Google And Meta Lawsuit|Instagram and Facebook]]?
*...that some [[Crybaby|Whiney ass Spic Parents]] are suing because their [[Whore|Cheerleader]] daughter had a habit of drinking too many [[Caffeine|Energy Drinks]] every day and, predictably, her [[Dead|Heart Exploded]]?
*...that [[Chuck Norris]] died? Get ready for a resurgance of Chuck Norris [[Fact|facts]] like how he's not really dead and is just taking a long nap.
*...that it's [[Catholic|St. Patrick's Day]] and 40% of the drunk driving [[Dead|deaths]] on this day will happen between [[Time|midnight and 2:59 am]]?
*...that some [[You|loser]] with too much [[money]] and not enough [[brain]]s actually paid $14.6 million for a 1969 Fender Stratocaster that was played by [[Pink Floyd]]'s David Gilmour?
*...that [[Football|The Seahawks Beat The Patriots]] 29-13 at this year's Superbowl? We're always happy to see [[18-1|The Patriots]] lose
*... that boomer lawmakers are trying to ruin the internet with [[KOSA]] and other "bad internet bills" in the USA? [[You]] should tell them what you think, at https://www.badinternetbills.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">badinternetbills.com!
*... that another [[Love|Valentine's Day]] has come and gone and you're still [[Dying Alone|all alone]]? Are those voices in your head starting to become more persuasive?