Microsoft

The official Microsoft salute.

Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, CEO of Microshaft

Microsoft can refer to:
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^{It should be noted that Microsoft is a fair adjective for [[My Tiny Dick|your penis]].}

*[[Satan]]
*[[Linus Torvalds]]
*[[Bill Gates]], the founding [[geek]] of Microsoft.
*[[Steve Ballmer]], Bill's butt buddy in action.
*[[Windows]], a [[crappy]] and [[Plagiarism|plagiarized]] operating system built by Microsoft.
** [[Microsoft Office]] - a just as shitty word processor by the same.
*[[Microsoft Surface|Surface]], Mircosoft's attempt to build a tablet computer that kicks the shit out of Apple.
*[[Zune]], Bill Gates' [[shitty]] clone of the [[iPod]].
*[[Bing]], Bill Gates' [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]].
*[[Xbox]], [[Xbox 360]], [[Xbox One]], and [[Xbox Series X]] Bill Gates' underpowered PCs for those who aren't fortunate enough to spend 5 grand a month for a graphics card.
*[[343 Industries]], Microsoft's development studio for terrible Halo games.

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