Moving to Canada

In November 2016 2008 2000, [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Barack Obama]] [[George W. Bush]] defeated [[Hillary Clinton]] [[John McCain]] [[Al Gore]]. Upset mindless young [[Democrats]] [[Republicans]] [[Democrats]], many who are not old enough to vote or realize what their parents say isn't always right, started a new campaign "Let's move to [[Canada]] to get away from Trump Obama Bush, before him and his [[alt-right]] [[muslim]] bible-thumping friends like Ben Carson Rev. Wright Dick Cheney and Penes Bill Ayers Karl Rove kill us and the evil nazi shitlords socialist liberals wingnut conservatives, take over the country." Internet communities were soon being flooded with [[SJW|SJW and liberals]] [[conservatives]] [[liberals]], all saying this. The initial plan is to not come back to the United States until January of 2020 2013 2004, when [[Hillary Clinton]] [[Sarah Palin]] [[John Kerry]] will be [[lolwut|eternal empress of a feminist America]] [[unrealistic expectations|crowned Queen for life of the United States]] [[umad|elected president]]. There are [[over 9000|numerous]] groups on [[Facebook]] based around this movement.

History

"Moving to Canada" is one of the oldest [[memes]] in the book. [[100 years ago]], it was called draft-dodging' and only practiced by dirty [[hippies]]. Liberals like [[cunt|Susan Sarandon]] invoked this same meme in 2004 over Bush and again in 2008 if McCain won (of course since they were still here after 2004, it proves they never had any intention to [[DO IT FAGGOT|make good on their promise]]). It should also be known that Canada is a VERY hard country to immigrate and they do not let just ANYBODY in their country You have to have money and maybe a job.

Why this idea is win

Anyone with a brain knows Canada is a country better than USA which is being run by [[Drumpf|Trump]] [[retard|whom]] is a [[double nigger]].

How to troll those who tell you this

* Tell them about the milk that comes in bags and [[irony|the socialist government]].
* Find a video of Bob and Doug McKenzie and tell them everyone in Canada is like this.
* If Bob and Doug don't work ask them if they like The Kids in the Hall or Red Green.
* Tell them that they don't have the [[Jonas Brothers]], they have their own version called Rush.
* Suggest going to [[New Zealand]] instead.
* Tell them everyone has a sense of humor like Mike Myers up there.

People who are taking part in this move

* Dumb Democrat Republican [[RationalWiki|Democrat teenagers]]
* Butthurt Hollywood [[Leftard|Bleeding hearts]]
* [[Oldfags]]
* [[16 year old]]s
* That [[celebrity|Baldwin]] who's a huge fundie
* That [[Lena Dunham|fat liberal cunt]] who molested her baby sister
* [[conservapedia|The five people]] who still think Obama is a Socialist Muslim
* [[SJWiki|The five people]] who still think "Drumpf" is literally Hitler
* [[John Oliver|The Time Traveling Faggot]] from the Current Year of 2015

Of course, just like the [[left wing]] fags who threatened to leave over Bush in 2004 and again in 2016, these [[rednecks]] and [[libtards]] aren't going anywhere. [[Pakistan|Who the fuck wants to live in Canada?]]

What they don't realize is that [[Communism|Canada is basically Obama's vision for the US]].

Gallery of Future Canadians

See Also

* [[GET OUT]]
* [[Ragequit]]
* [[W]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
* [[Obama]]
* [[Canada]]
* [[Justin Trudeau]]
* [[So I moved to the Yukon]]
* [[And nothing of value was lost]]

External Links

*https://www.facebook.com/groups/12135924228/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">the "If Obama wins, I'm moving to Canada" Facebook group (Archived: [[:File:2008 facebook thread - if obama wins i am moving to canada.png|(File) 2]])
*http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/politics/7572652/how-americans-escape-donald-trump-move-canada" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">How Americans Aiming to Escape Donald Trump Can Move to Canada (Archived: )
*http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-09/these-are-celebrities-who-vowed-leave-america-if-trump-wins" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">2016: These Are The Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave America If Trump Wins (Archived: )
*https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/22/move-to-canada-celebrities-donald-trump" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">2018: Celebs who promised to move to Canada if Trump won - where are they now? Oh yeah, still in the USA (Archived: )
*Matt Damon raised hopes with his promise to [[shit that will never happen|move to Australia]]. Damon then http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/spokeswoman-matt-damon-moving-australia-family-53814483" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">reneged on his promise causing distress to many patriots.

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