Mutant Cats

Dwarfism

One of the current in vogue mutation trends, thanks largely in part to the recent popularity of [[Grumpy Cat]], munchkin kitties are in high demand. You can expect to pay upwards a $1,000 for one of these particular genetic fuckups.

Scottish Folds

Despite what many believe, these are not a natural breed. Every Scottish Fold shares a single common ancestor with a particular white barn cat named Susie, who was found at a farm near Coupar Angus in Perthshire, Scotland. This particular mutation not only causes flattened/malformed ears, but also causes abnormalities in bone structure allowing them to stand, sit and lay in positions that would otherwise be uncomfortable to non-mutated cats. For added hilarity, if you ever try and breed two Scottish Folds together the end result is often a gigantor genetic clusterfuck resulting in some pretty spectacular abominations.

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See Also

*[[Cats]]
*[[Lil Bub]]
*[[Retards|Mutants]]

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