Encyclopædia Dramatica prides itself on being maintained by an elite group of [[you|lazy cunts]] who [[Kill yourself|can't do anything right]]. Sometimes these faggots, who are known as [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|admins]] and [[Special:ListUsers/Editors|EDitors]], can't even remember to set the [[Original Content|featured content]] for the main page of the site – an oversight that results in the wiki's [[Grawp|main page being broken]] and [[Mantequilla]] bitching about the fact that NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, ZAIGER SUCKS COCKS]].
* [[DO IT FAGGOT|SET SOMETHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]
* Set the Quote of the Now to "NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS" in an attempt to be funny and hide your complete and utter incompetence.
* [[Kill yourself]]

* [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|LAZY FAGGOTS]]
* [[Server Maintenance]]
* [[Zaiger|BRIAN ZAIGER]]
* [[ALL CAPS]]