Nation of Islam

Nation of Islam is a pseudohistorical [[nigger]] origin story and [[black supremacy|black supremacist]] interpretation of [[Islam]]. Nation of Islam has very little correlation with actual Islam and is considered heretical by actual Muslims, but black Islamists still cling to the faith for the same reason [[atheists]] cling to [[troll|LaVeyan]] [[Satanism]]. The Nation of Islam has been exceedingly controversial in its heyday as a political entity, but the [[lulz]] is only exemplified by their theological beliefs, which appear to be straight out of [[science fiction]] and are a classic example of "[[WE WUZ KANGZ]]" mentality.

Founding

Nation of Islam was founded by a [[wigger]] by the name of Wallace Fard Muhammad who began preaching an [[afrocentric]] retelling of "Islam" to all the street monkeys of [[Detroit]], but there is one glaring irony in this: [[AIDS Skrillex|HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE]]; which is just proof that whites didn't steal black inventions because they didn't even invent their own religion. Even outside of NOI, Wallace Fard Muhammad is a very mysterious figure with various differing consensus claims that contradict just as much as his religion contradicts with Islam; in fact, "Wallace Fard Muhammad" might not even be his real name; although NOI considers him to be the physical manifestation of Allah, which already contradicts fundamental Islamic beliefs.

Before leaving for good, Wallace Fard Muhammad convinced Elijah Muhammad that he was a prophet so that he would continue the lulz in his absence. With his guidance, NOI grew out of its small, congregated cult-like activities into an influential nationwide movement. NOI also insisted that recruits begin using their gamertag names instead of their [[powerword|real names]], which is why you commonly see the surname '[[X]]' among their members. Under this reign, NOI has made some unlikely alliances, including the [[KKK]] and the American Nazi Party. His best buddy, [[George Lincoln Rockwell]], once called Elijah "the [[Hitler]] of the black man". In order to be more like the real [[Prophet Muhammad]], Elijah began having sexual affairs with underage girls, prompting [[Malcolm X|xXx_Malcolm_xXx]], a prominent speaker in NOI, to leave the organization. [[Retarded nigger gets turned into ground beef by shotguns|He was later 360'd with a shotgun for attempting schism]].

Louis Farrakhan even broke a deal with the [[Church of Scientology]] and enlisted 4000 of his members to be trained in auditing.

Magnificent Myth of Yakub

NOI members believe they are the descendants of a superior intergalactic race that put them on [[Earth]] as its original people and that about 6600 years ago, an evil negroid scientist with a massively engorged head named Yakub was born who began selectively breeding white people into existence through a process called "grafting" (see: [[eugenics]]) so that there would be a race to subjugate the black people of the Earth, whom he hated. The albinoid creatures he created are beings of pure malice and too savage and animal-like to flourish within society but are exceedingly successful in the art of "tricknology" (yes, it's really called that), the way white people trick black people into living under their dominion. Sometime down the line, the [[white devils]] were deemed too destructive and exiled to the caves of [[Europe]] where they would grow strong and [[bestiality|form companionships]] with [[dogs]] until their appointed time to leave and fulfill their master's biddings. It is said that some white devils experienced pseudo-memories of their black ancestors' glory and tried to graft themselves back into negroids, but without a frame of reference, just regressed into monkeys and apes, thus the entire simian lineage can be traced from the 2000 years since this period. Despite being borderline retarded, these hairy albino beasts (and by that, I mean the whyte peepo) still managed to colonize half the world, steal black inventions by claiming them as their own, and rewrite black history to match their white savior point of view with archeological fabrications to back it up.

[[Tl;dr]]: it's [[Scientology]] for black people.

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Nuwaubian Nation

, who was hiding among the Egyptian pyramids the whole time.]]

The Nuwaubian Nation is an offshoot of NOI formed by cult leader, [[cryptids|extraterrestrial cryptid]] and convicted child molester Dwight "Malachi" York who constructed a literal [[Pyramid Scheme|pyramid scheme]] with the creation of an Egyptian-themed compound for his followers. The Nuwaubian Nation was very similar to NOI in its inception but has gradually phased out Islam in favor of [[New Age]] ancient [[aliens]] [[UFO]] theology. The entire compound was [[Waco|raided and demolished]] by the [[CIA]] in 2002 because they were communicating with aliens and learning all of [[Area 51]]'s secrets.

See Also

*[[Black Hebrew Isrælites]]
*[[Heaven's Gate]]
*[[Malcolm X]]
*[[Mormons]]
*[[Nazi mysticism]]
*[[Quanell X]]
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - Failed school shooter who had a Yakub poster on his wall.
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Shabazz]]
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Another Muslim pro-niggaist.

External Links

*[[:Media:Message to the Blackman in America.pdf|Message to the Blackman in America]]
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