Newgrounds/BBS/Aura

'The Ridiculous Obsession with Levels''

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On the Jewgrounds forums, each user's post is accompanied by a small .[[gif]], drawn rather sloppily in [[flash]] by JG employee JohnnyUtah. Each image is either a fist or hand-held weapon, because there's nothing Jewgrounders enjoy more than whipping out their weapons/bodyparts and showcasing them to other prepubescent boys.

Above, the JGer (black person) is seen in its natural environment, having just leveled up to the next vector-drawn image of a weapon, as well as having just received his prize pack of stickers from headquarters. His elation is overstated, if a bit Neanderthalic, as is his refusal to shave, which, while aiding his own ability to conform to the Nigger stereotype, seemingly pushes him back about four levels in the more immediate, and perhaps, important game known as [[irl]].

Voting on Jewgrounds submissions will earn [[member]]s experience points (See [[MMORPG]]). After voting on a few thousand movies, you can level up, which gives you a [[1337]]er [[avatar]] on the forums and gives you a +1 to hit vs other [[basement-dweller]]s.

Oddly, it has been oft-noted that Jewgrounds users http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/932996" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">fantasize about being sodomized by their level icons, which provides further and irrefutable proof that these young pedophiles-in-training are irretrievably lost sheep in the pasture of [[irl|reality]].

How you vote also affects used to effect your alignment, which determines which unique [[special]] abilities you gain access to. [[Angst|Dark]] users are noted for their abilities of Evil Armour of Morbid Obesity and Greater Body Odour Aura. But then they completely threw this out the window when users started voting on movies to make their avatar a different color. Now, you can just make your aura dark without ever voting at all! Instant coolness[[Oneoneone|!!1!!!11]]