Nobody

A frequent subject of Camus novels, it is seldom known that Nobody spent his life in obscurity living on the streets of Calcutta. A vortex of existential [[angst]], Nobody is famous for the ever popular question, "What is being?" Of course, seeing as the question is always being asked, the question itself is self-defeating.

Condemned to a life of whorenunnery, Nobody died an ascetic. Tragically, [[Noone]] was present at his funeral.

A few years later, Nobody was immortalized in poetry by [[bitch|Emily Dickinson]] who coined the infamous words "I'm Nobody, Who are you?" This disturbed the ghost of Nobody who made a deal with God to [[I did it for the lulz|make sure she died of Tuberculosis]] [[For great justice|like every other writer in the 1800's.]]

See Also

*[[No one]]
*[[You]]
*[[Imaginary friend|Your friends]]

[[Category: People]]