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Darksage, as a child

An [[Anime]] http://forums.otakuworks.com" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">forum that, while being arguably the biggest [[shithole]] on the internet, goes unnoticed for the most part. Consisting of [[Naruto|Narutards]] and [[Furfags]] there is a general lack of any coherent or informative conversation, leaving even the simplest discussion in [[Katrina|shambles]].

The [[Admin|Badmins]] are all [[Butthurt|conceited, self-important closet-fags]], and are the only ones posting, which is always just asking for [[donations]] as they are all far too [[boring]], [[poor]], and [[pathetic]] for anyone to even consider giving money to such a [[shit]]y site. Most of the threads barely last one week before the village [[idiot]], Shunrai, kills them in a poor attempt at [[lulz]].

Darksage & Hellspire

Example Of A Conceited Prick With God-Complex

The only successful threads are those made by Darksage (avid [[Zelda]] hater), a younger version of [[Hitler]] who wields the [[ban]]-hammer as well as [[gunz]] to shoot the insubordinate with. He shows true [[skill]] in disguising [[spam]] as intelligent opinion, but fails when it comes to actually conversing in real life. His having no [[life]] thus allowing him to amass hundreds of spamage posts. He encourages [[flame]]ing on people who try to use proper grammar, on those that dare make a point, and deleting messages he disagrees with, especially anything resembling truth.

Hellspire is the perpetual [[Queers pretty|boy]] (& owner)? that merely poses as a competent coder (but full-time conceited prick). Hellspire has listed down one of his skills as the ability to speak fluent japanese. Apparently by an astonishing performance announcing his feigned skills, it has become a fact that more than half of the world knows japanese by understanding the word [[weaboo|Co.-Knee-Chili-Wah]]. He also lacks social skills and generically an unhygienic person therefore he requires RIGHTGUARD, however has yet to use any in the last 5 years. Anything he makes for the site breaks immediately, causing the already [[slow]] servers to come to a complete stop, which he doesn't even care about.

These two lovers continue to have a hate/love relationship which usually results in more downtime for the site more often than not.

Other Staff

The [[Admin|Badmin's]] job has forever been useless as they are, as previously mentioned, the only active members. Topics of [[breasts]], [[vaginas]] and [[women]] in general is banned completely from the forums as women are icky. Gay men would rather compare [[dick]] sizes, so expect to see widespread phallic conversation, and talk of proper [[asshole]] [[lube]]. So you will find these [[gaiz]] removing anything worthwhile within seconds of it's creation. There's Byakugon..and Shunrai, and Editor, and some guy that does half ass graphics, and another guy that does something that no one really knows what-the-fuck it is, and then several others that were bribed with a [[lie]] just to get them to be active members. As of late several staff have left, including the mega-ultra [[troll]]s Sithreis and Ereos.

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*Ereos: Typical [[Asian]] that loves Mechs and sex with doughnuts. Aside from his happy-go-lucky demeanor, he has been known to say "OREWA GUNDAM" which in standard [[weaboo]]ish means "I r fuking [[queers|fag]] , ploz kill me". Don't mistake the fact that he's Asian with him being an [[Mega_ultra_super_genius|MUSG]], as he is dirt fucking [[stupid|stoopid]] and can't count past 'beef'. This of course makes him the strongest spammer that the site has ever known.

*Sithreis: Possibly the biggest [[pedobear|pedophile]] on the internet, is the current [[spammer]]. With rampant admissions of [[homosexuality]], [[bestiality]], [[necrophilia]], and an assortment of [[S&M]] fetishes, he is known to form every conversation around himself, without caring for any topic other than his (and everyone else's) [[cock]]. An avid [[goatse]] imitator, he has continuously attempted to recreate [[goatse]] and take it one step further by inserting his [[balls]] up his ass and shooting them out. Beware this [[sick]] fuck.

Byakugan's real identity

*Byakugan: Some [[guy]] that people just know. No one really knows who he is, or what he does. There are rumors that he is actually Phil Collins, with various citations that it is in fact [[false|true]]. Among a [[loser]] group of the staff, his words are seldom ever heard, but when speaking he captures an enormous [[fail|atmosphere about him]], known to tear your ears off and feed them to the [[noobs]] in the wasteland.

*Sharingan: [[shit|Graphics]] provider to the site. Armed with the artistic talent of a [[shit_nobody_cares_about|stick]], he creates the most absurd [[lies|excuses]] for [[tubgirl|actual art]]. Also the most [[13_year_old_boys|violent]] member of the site, he will [[whine|rage]] to get what he wants, leaving more other members [[sad]] and [[butthurt]]. Aside from his inability to post coherently, he is without a doubt [[gay]].

*Shunrai: [[Butthurt]] [[:File:Guesswhat.jpg|closet-fag]]. H3 da gai da7 b3 d3r3 0ff3n n d0in da7 3mp0rdan7 stuph. H3 da man...h3 da m3n'z man hu li3k d0in s7uph dat kn3adz d0in. Wa7ch 0ut f0 dis gai, kaaz h3 iz p0wurphull n s7r0ng.

*Semie-kun: Generally the timid staff member, that attempts to give support for incentive in the form of "HV A NIEC DAY" or "GR8 J0B GAIZ" for [[assholes| lazy fuckers]]. However not many people understand just how repressed his anger really is. His seemingly calm demeanor is only cover for a [[gun]]-happy megalomaniac. With a repressed alter-ego, he has been involved in countless murders. Everyone only acts like he's such a good guy because they don't want to die.

Content

The site itself is a [[worthless]] combination of broken [[links]] and [[dead]] torrentz. There isn't much, and if you find something you liek expect 20 hours to download it 'cause the servers die lotz. There is strictly [[moe]] [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] and anything that can be conceived as intelligent is ignored by staff and members alike. The forums are solely used by the staff, and otherwise a graveyard of lost hopes and promises. Even a cute [[kitten]] would die amidst the sorrow and despair you will find in the sausage fest that is Otakuworks. Among the least credulous is the current layout, which resembles a blue-bird drowned in white-out. Completely mis-proportioned and absolutely fatal to the eyes. If the forgettable threads don't burn out your eyes, the layout will. Last but not least is the broken chatbox, which takes an estimated 3 mins per chat to post and is obviously garbage. It's as if you're forced to post, whether by lack of working chatbox, or demand from the staff there. A blank domain is more reliable than this [[gangbang|site]]

Typical Staff Consideration/Conversation

*3:17 PM You contribute well to the boring topics by not creating non-boring ones.

2:15 PM boring topics

1:15 PM You contribute well to the silence.

12:03 PM 1 look at the forums... epicly quiet

(They don't [[:File:Scatdonotwant1.jpg|give a shit]] if you post or not)

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