Otherkin.com

"Otherkin.com" was a forum where the most severely mentally ill [[basement_dwellers|basement-dwellers]] congregated to discuss the trials of being [[batshit_insane|a mythical creature in a human body]]. The users of this website claimed to be the standard cookie-cutter otherkin creatures, from [[FYIAD|dragons]] to [[twilight|werewolves]] to [[Lord of the Rings|elves]]. The website hosted a variety of boards where the [[otherkin|board members]] may also discuss more [[no|normal]] things such as [[hentai|anime]], [[wicca|religion]], and [[magick|magic]]. The boards were [[open membership]], which might give the average [[internet_hate_machine|hate-filled internet user]] the perception that the forum is easy to troll. However, this was not the case; users of [[otherkin|otherkin.com]] actually seemed to [[masochist|enjoy]] trolls.

What Horrors Dwell Here?

The members of Otherkin.com can be broken down into 4 catagories.

'Real' Otherkin

[[crazy|'Real' Otherkin]] are the few people on the wretched site who actually, completely, absolutely believe that the are indeed mythical creatures. These lolcows can be easily distinguished by their [[nazi|grammar nazi]] tendancies, [[elitism|elitism]], and their ability to easily admit that they may indeed just be [[insane|insane]] as opposed to a lvl 80 [[dragon|dragon]]. The real otherkin are the most likely to believe themselves [[hipster|obscure]] and even [[ugly]] kintypes. Strangely enough, the real otherkin are the least obnoxious of the four member catagories.

Wishkin

[[hopeless|Wishkin]] are the most [[pathetic]] of the four catagories. A 'wishkin' is a freak of nature who doesn't actually believe that it is an otherkin but pretends to be one in a desperate attempt to be [[goth|unique]]. They comprise the majority of the site and can be identified by their bad grammar and tendancy to label every newcomer 'fluffy'. 75% of wishkin are wolf [[furry|therians]] because [[wolfaboo|wolves are so majestic]].

draws his 'true form'.]]

Skeptics

[[the_amazing_athiest|Skeptics]] make up a fairly large chunk of the otherkin.com membership. [[lie|They believe only in the laws of nature]] and vehemently tear down any idea with supernatural elements. Surprisingly, the skeptics get along quite well with the 'real' otherkin. They all are most likely [[closet_furry|otherkin in denial]]. Why else would they be on a forum full of nutjobs, other than the fact that they have no friends IRL?

Ghotay obviously listens to Evanescence.]]

Trolls

[[Trolls]] are trolls. Most of the trolls on ok.com fail miserably because they are obvious. The only way to successfully troll the forum is to infiltrate the member base and start as much drama as possible. While otherkin.com is constantly bombarded by trolling, only a patient, basement-dwelling few have actually succeeded in terrorizing the members.

Joining Otherkin.com

How to blend in with the Otherkin.com community:
# Create an account with a fantasy or [[new age|new-age]] sounding name
# Determine what your 'kintype' will be. Extra credit points if you combine your primary kintype with a secondary [[furry|wolf]] type, because [[bullshit|everyone knows that wolves are majestic and beautiful creatures]]
# Post on 'First Retreat' with your kintype. Say you have past-life memories. Remember to offer *cookies*! If you want to do a follow-up, write a novel on the 'Members' History' board about how as a child [[loser|nobody liked you]], and how [[assburgers|you always felt different]]. You'll get a lot of sympathy.
# From there you can spread out to different boards. Remember to relate everything you post back to your kintype.
# After a while, if you aren't banned by the [[nazi|admins]] for some ridiculous reason, you will be accepted by the members and community as a whole. Congratulations, you have no life!
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Fluff Hunting

A favorite pasttime of Otherkin.com is 'fluff' hunting. A member of the boards will find another otherkin site or forum, post its link in the 'fluff hunting' subforum, and engage in [[bukkake|group ridicule]] of the site and those involved with it. This would be all fine and dandy if the opening page to Otherkin.com weren't a disclaimer that says this:

How can the [[obese|members]] of Otherkin.com take themselves seriously when their own front page implies that otherkin [[attack]] humans? The most logical explaination is they're too busy masturbating to [[hentai]] read the disclaimer.

Admins

The [[admins]] of Otherkin.com are mostly [[twilight|'vampires']] who for some reason decided to create a website for [[FAE_Inc.|fairies]] and [[inuyasha|demons]] instead of remaining where they belong in a [[gothic]] [[twilight|vampire]] circlejerk community. These admins are feared by each and every non-troll member of Otherkin.com and have been known to deal out the [[banhammer]] for petty disagreements. The banned members are listed upon a thread that incidentally happens to be the largest thread in the entire forum. In order to prevent what should be considered an inevitable banning, members suck the admins' [[cock|e-dicks]] on a regular basis. In stark comparison, moderators don't seem to have a purpose upon the forum and can be argued with freely.

Death

One fine day, the members of Otherkin.com tried accessing the site to find that it had [[goodnight, sweet prince|gone offline forever]]. This happened in time with the admins' [[vampire|irl vampire]] forum, suggesting that they either ran out of welfare cheques to support the upkeep costs or simply conceded defeat to [[tumblr]]'s growing influence over the internet's otherkin community. RIP.

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