A JEW HOPE
נ ן ס ע פ ף צ ץ ק ר א ב ג י כ ך ל מ ם נ ן ד ה ו ז ח ט י כ ך ל מ ם נ ן ס ע פ ף צ ץ ק ר ש ת ז ח ט י כ ך ל מ ם נ
Four years before the rise of Citizendium, Wikipedia verges
on collapse. SLIM VIRGIN, the "Cantabrigian",
last research assistant of Pierre Salinger, has unleashed
a ravaging edit war upon an unsuspecting community.
Crushing all resistance, Slim's war of conquest
has left TOW scattered and vulnerable
as countless good Administrators get desysopped
and many more swear allegiance to the new Wiki Master.
In the near internets, above the ATTACK SITE
called ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA, some cool editors engage
the forces of the Dark Virgin in a desperate effort
to document the DRAMA on the encyclopedia...
א ב ג י כ ך ל מ ם נ ן ד ה ו ז ח ט י כ ך ל מ ם נ ן ס ע פ ף צ ץ ק ר ש ת ז ח ט י כ ך ל מ ם נ



SlimVirgin
[[Jew|✡]]
But on Wikipedia she is just known as a Wikipedia administrator, [[sockpuppet]]eerhttp://antisocialmedia.net/?p=115][http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=12097&hl=]," class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">[[Victim complex|professional victim], and former [[spy]].
Around 1990, she betrayed her workmates at ABC Nooz in London by turning over their files to MI5 in order to frame an innocent man of the Lockerbie bombing. Cambridge [[fail|drop-out]] Linda bummed around Germany, Switzerland and France for a few years teaching English as a Second Language to unappreciative rich kids before moving home to Alberta and changing her name to Sarah in an ultimately doomed attempt to change her identity. Supposedly the SlimVirgin name is a reference to olive oil and her being a [[vegan|malnourished]] abstinence kook. She http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Daniel_Brandt&diff=prev&oldid=24251234" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">created the article for Daniel Brandt on [[Wikipedia]] and has been dominating her [[The Wikipedia Jews|cohorts and minions]] ever since. For a [[Lie|supposed virgin]], she is an expert [[attention whore]], having "http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Incidents&diff=prev&oldid=55692340" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">quit" Wikipedia after a former [[ABC|ABC News]] coworker of hers revealed that one and a half decades before she had led Scotland Yard to raid the ABC News London office in order to confiscate the videotapes of the Libyan Lockerbie bombing suspects. SlimVirgin also [[Wikicide|left]] Wikipedia at the mere prospect of [[Linuxbeak]] allowing banned Wikipedia user and abusive ex-boyfriend [[Blu Aardvark]] to edit again. Alex Schnickerdoodle was quickly shot down, Blu Aardvark stayed banned, and there was much lulz to be had.
SlimVirgin is an animal rights activist yet she keeps two poodles in captivity. She is also married to "animal-lover" [[WolfJLupus]], who she lets take care of her dog most of the day. She owns several articles on the wiki, including ones on New Antisemitism, Animal Rights and [[PETA]] (People Eating Tasty Animals). Lo, the [[furry|fury]] that will descend upon anyone who tampers with her wikipossessions! She is one of the most despised characters on Wikipedia yet is able to rule with the help of Jayjg in the absence of King Jimbo I. This is comparable to the way Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan ruled MASH 4077 whenever Col. Blake or Col. Potter were away.
Q: Why does anyone put up with her? A: She puts out. (Well, she used to. A widespread [[Troll|rumor]] in late 2014 claims that she's slowly dying of congestive heart failure, she's only online a couple of hours a day at most, and that her Wikipedia account is being shared with "[[Creepy|friends]]". But then the sharing part of the rumor has been around since 2006 at least. Whatev, she's still a [[bitch]].)
Before SlimVirgin was using the name "SlimVirgin" she edited under the name Slimv. Daniel Brandt also discovered that all edits by this username were immediately oversighted. One Wikipedia Review user found a http://www.sapphireplace.com/stories/slimv/zyprexa.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">lot of really bad porn http://www.sapphireplace.com/stories/slimv.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">written by "Slimv" and theorized that she might have a severe sexual frustration. The fact that the characters in her stories are named "Jimmy" and "Danny", and her subsequent username on TOW, lend credence to this theory.
And then they call that a community [[Banned|ban]].
:The biggest most important faults at Camp Zeist:
:[...]
:- no questioning of the former BOSS-agent and principal researcher Mr. MICHAEL MORRIS, AIR INCIDENT RESEARCH, USA
:- no questioning of LINDA [XXXX], named by Michael Morris as (being) an agent
http://www.geocities.com/Berlet_archive/virgin.htm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Former co-worker:
:I was no longer based in London when it happened, but in 1991-92, after Salinger had traveled to Tripoli and successfully interviewed the two Libyan suspects (before their move to Netherlands), Special Branch of Scotland Yard demanded all of our tapes (including those not broadcast). Salinger came to believe that Linda was working for MI-5 and had been from the beginning; assigned genuinely to investigate Panam 103, but also to infiltrate and monitor us. ABC refused to hand over the tapes and other documents the Brits wanted; Special Branch raided our office and Salinger blamed Linda for this. (At two subsequent trials, ABC lost an expensive court case and had to hand over tapes and documents, none of which contained any conclusive evidence about the Libyans). At this point Salinger fired Linda and locked her out of the office, after she had been spreading some malicious rumors about him.
SlimVirgin runs a [[cabal]] of [[Dungeons and Dragons|high-level]] administrators who come to her aid. The previously mentioned [[Jayjg]] runs CheckUser (in violation of WikiMedia policies) for anyone who criticizes her. She has a [[sockpuppet]] admin named Crum375, who she brings out to make controversial edits, bans and blocks, and who comes to every talk page dispute involving SlimVirgin.
Slimmy plays a control game on Wikipedia in order to maintain her power structure. Even though she runs her own sockpuppet admin, and uses an oversight delete whenever her own IP is disclosed, she has proposed http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Talk:CheckUser_policy#Proposal_to_conduct_random_checks_on_RfAs]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">that new admin candidates be subject to CheckUser. She regularly sabotages new users who would like administrator rights if they disagree with her wiki-politics [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Gracenotes.
In the power struggle, she's always trying to create a hierarchy of users. She wholeheartedly rejects Jimbo's statement that adminship is no big deal and the meatball essay warning against vested contributors http://www.usemod.com/cgi-bin/mb.pl?VestedContributor]." class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">She wrote, and endorsed, a proposed policy [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editing_policy_pages&diff=53877749&oldid=53877023 that only administrators could edit policy pages. Other times she has endorsed editcount based restrictions for even making a point on discussion pages.
Slimmy is a master at gaming the rules. All of the original core policy pages (Original Research, Neutral Point of View, Reliable sources, etc) were simple declarations of intent for the first several years of Wikipedia. They were very stable, at less than a few hundred edits between them. In early 2005 Slimmy decided to re-write the core policies to her vision. The policies have now, each of them, undergone thousands of edits. These thousands of edits are the result of daily revert wars between Slimmy and her socks, and sensible people trying to make sense of it all. They cannot be declared stable. They have been re-written to be hard rules of things you can't do, instead of the simple declarations of intent for editors to interpret with common sense. Of course in any rules lawyer dispute over "the rules" the author of the rules will triumph as she and her socks do.
Since it is difficult, even for someone as entrenched as Slimey, to make large wholesale changes to the policies at one time she has mastered some strategies to accomplish it via subterfuge. Her second strategy after bullying using her cabal consorts is to create different and conflicting rules in two or more policy pages, one of which is the version she prefers. Then a month or so later, she re-writes the other page to "reconcile" all of the policy pages to her preference.
For years, TOW https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=Swalwell%2C+Alberta" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">was not allowed to have an article about a small hamlet in Alberta named Swalwell. Creaton of this article sent several trolls into the ranks of the permabanned. The article gets automatically marked as "trolling" (LOL) and deleted by Crum375, one of her many meatpuppets.
* I taught English as a foreign language (TEFL) when I was in my 20s for a few years all over Europe in private language schools.
*
* ''And here was me fantasizing that El C welcomed unlimited abuse. When I think of all the fun I had in store for us .... SlimVirgin (talk) 22:30, 27 June 2007 (UTC) http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Quadell&diff=prev&oldid=141056423]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">
* Note: "NotACow" is [[Kelly Martin]]. Guess who jwales is.
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|+ Chips and diskettes: fetishes of frustration, blame deflection, resentment and obsession
|-
|
http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=9767&hl=1989&view=findpost&p=34515" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Brandt 2007-06-18: "I emailed Neil Croally, who knocked on my door in Arlington, Virginina on 1989-06-05 and introduced himself. He bought some NameBase disks for his girlfriend, who he said was someone named Linda [...]."
http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=1872&st=0&p=10832entry10832" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Brandt 2006-06-08: "[Mack] was using NameBase on floppy disks back in 1989-90 (in 1989 it was called SpyBase). There is an outstanding invoice for pages I sent to her at ABC News in London for $11.90, dated 1990-01-22.
[...]
[...] She called me in Arlington, Virginia on 1989-08-11 to tell me that she had been pursuing a rumor about someone who knew all those spooks were on the flight, and who told the Iranians."
http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?act=ST&f=19&t=9482&hl=1989&view=findpost&p=33347" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Brandt 2007-06-07: "When one analyzes the 2,500 versions of my bio that evolved over the last 20 months, you will see that NameBase, and the PIR organization that was started in 1989 to distribute NameBase, were barely mentioned in the article until a few months ago. PIR was the issue back when [[Chip Berlet]] had a political dispute with me back in 1991."
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk%3AJohn_Train_Salon&diff=9107942&oldid=9107831" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mack 2005-01-04: "I removed Daniel Brandt. He's not a credible source [...]."
]]*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3ASlimVirgin%2Fquote&diff=210832192&oldid=210824863" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SlimVirgin likes that quote.
This was covered by [[Slashdot]] on July 27 http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/07/07/27/1943254.shtml]," class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">by Reddit on July 27 [http://reddit.com/info/29s6r/comments/c29tcg, by [[Digg]] on July 28 http://digg.com/tech_news/Are_Intelligence_Agencies_Secretly_Censoring_Wikipedia?t=8128773]," class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">and in the Wikipedia Signpost on July 30 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2007-07-30/In_the_news, with an admission by [[Jimbo Wales]] that the story was true http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2007-July/078336.html]," class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">yet still Wikipedia claims that it is entirely fabricated.

http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikimediameta-l/2007-September/000018.html
:I'm writing a paper on cyberstalking and harassment, which I hope to hand to the Foundation with a view to educating people about the extent of the problem on the Wikimedia projects, and if possible improving their responses to it.
:I'd like to include some concrete examples of cyberstalking or offline stalking that have happened to users as a result of their participation in any of the Wikimedia projects, and particularly where the target was picked on because they were an administrator.
:If you've been a target of this yourself, or if you know of anyone who has, I'd appreciate hearing from you at slimvirgin at gmail dot com. All replies will be received in strictest confidence. Your name would not have to be included in the final document, and if you're worried about being exposed in any way, I can change all identifying details. Nothing will be included about you without your express permission.
:What I'm most interested in hearing about is how the cyberstalking or harassment made you feel, and what happened when you tried to find support. I'd like to hear about your fears; whether it made you anxious; whether it affected your sleep or appetite, or your health in any other way; and whether you considered ending your association with the project you were involved in (or did end it). Even if your fears felt completely irrational, I'd like to hear about them.
:I'd also like to hear from women who feel they were subjected to additional harassment because of their sex, or from gays and members of ethnic minorities who feel they were picked on in whole or in part because of that.
:Many thanks,
:[Linda]
Most of the responses she received were complaints that she and her cronies were cyberstalking them. Which she totally was, as her psychobitch friend [[Durova]] had started a private mailing list called [[WpCyberstalking|"wp-cyberstalking"]]. Take a wild guess what Wikipedians were doing on that list. That was where Slim admitted being paid by the British [[Faggot|MI5]] security service. She also "outed" TOW editors there. Posted on the list, 11 October 2007:
:*The first editor, BenB4, is a sockpuppet of banned editor Nrcprm2026. *Privatemusings is a self-confessed sock. *WAS 4.250 suggested when I was slashdotted that I open my bank accounts to lawyers for the Foundation (perhaps because MI5 has not yet figured out how to pay people discreetly), and who did his best to keep the issue alive on Jimbo's talk page.

* Encyclopædia Dramatica is proud to present the [[Mantanmoreland|Mantanmoreland/ScipioAfricanus]] Award to SlimVirgin for sucking the juice out of her deceased date, http://sapphireplace.com/stories/slimv/doubledate4.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">transsexually resuscitating him in a feminist Jewish pornographic story, flunking out of her postgraduate studies, getting fired from her job, and taking out her double[[fail]] frustration on the rest of the internets.
* Received 2nd place in the 3rd annual WP:DICK awards. http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=15604&st=40]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">(She was edged out by the perennial favorite [[JzG])
* Received 1st place in the 3rd annual "Tag-Team Category", with the combination of SlimVirgin and [[Crum375]]. http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=15604&st=40]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">
*http://www.inmemoriam.ca/view-announcement-204732-linda-mack.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Not to be confused with
*http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/slimslam.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Slim Engine: look for SlimVirgin's edit summaries on TOW. Protip: type "9/11", "jew", "block", "Weiss", "Brandt", "Palestine"...
*http://neilclark66.blogspot.com/2007/12/stranger-than-fiction-wikipedia.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Stranger than Fiction: A Wikipedia Conspiracy
*http://berletwatch.freehostia.com/virgin.htm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Overstock CEO's memoir
*http://antisocialmedia.net/?p=29" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">A Peek into the Mind of Wikipedia’s SlimVirgin
*http://wikitruth.info/index.php?title=SlimVirgin" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SlimVirgin - [[Wikitruth]]
*http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/russmag.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Article from the Russian about Slimy and secret agents in general on WP
*http://antisocialmedia.net/pmwiki/pmwiki.php?n=Main.SlimVirgin" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SlimVirgin's oversights - AntiSocialMedia wiki
*http://nonbovine-ruminations.blogspot.com/2007/07/much-furor-about-slimvirgin.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Much furor about SlimVirgin - blog post by [[Kelly Martin]]
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Sweet_Blue_Water" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Whoa blast from the past
*https://web.archive.org/web/20101019160429/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=SlimVirgin&action=edit§ion=15" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Wikipedia Seeks To Pollute Google Search Engines - Jewish drama, involving SlimVirgin.
*http://lockerbiecase.blogspot.com/2007/10/wikipedia-and-lockerbie.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">A Prof. Black discovers just how distasteful ToW is (scroll down to his last comment)
*http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Abdel_Basset_Ali_al-Megrahi&diff=prev&oldid=15052534" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Some of her work at WP
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/C68-FM-SV#Statement_by_SlimVirgin" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">A new RfA - but we know what will happen, amirite?
*http://wikipediareview.com/blog/20070802/comprehensive-coverage-of-the-slimvirgin-scandal/" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Comprehensive coverage of the SlimVirgin scandal - [[Wikipedia Review]] 404
*http://o-smear.blogspot.com/2007/09/spying-on-slimvirgin-whole-creepy.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Entertaining series of e-mail messages from Overstock (but not the CEO) BALEETED (but http://web.archive.org/web/20071211125108/http://o-smear.blogspot.com/2007/09/spying-on-slimvirgin-whole-creepy.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">archived)
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