SonicClone (Real Name: Noah Evans) is a 20-year-old illiterate and annoying jerk on DeviantArt who is a [[Star Wars]] fan and a [[Bible-thumper|Bible-thumper]] who also has a love of bad movies and a fetish for giant deformed asses, which he thinks [[God|God]] gave him the ability to draw. If you just imagined that, then you'd only be in the borderlands of the ballpark of what SonicClone truly is.
It should be known that almost everything relevant to this [[christian|christfag's]] interests is [[pedophile|marketed towards children]], some examples being [[fail|Veggie Tales]], that terrible live action Cat In The Hat movie, [[Disneyfan01|Treasure Planet]], that terrible live action Super Mario Bros movie, and Thomas the Tank Engine. In typical Tarlet fashion, he has a tendency to [[cry moar|whine and cry]] about being [[Attack|"attacked"]] by [[haters|"haters"]] via his DeviantArt journal despite advice against it from friends and spectators alike and will BAWWWWLOCK you if you are of a different faith, sexual orientation, weight class than himself, or for even thinking of giving him a critique on his God-blessed [[shit|art]].
He also thinks Jar Jar Binks is a [[SRSLY|brilliant character]], [[truth|a woman's place is in the kitchen]] and he will call you sexist for saying otherwise. He also believes that Barack Obama is a Muslim, and all non-Christians are going to [[Amarillo, TX|Hell]].
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*[[ExaltGod]]
*[[Pewdie-Pinkipie]]
*[[Preachingthegospel]]
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