Spics

Spics, also known as beaners, wetbacks, Drug addicts, [[Lie|Mexicans]], Criminals,Tatoo people, Tacos, Retextured [[Arabs]], lawn mowers, [[Pedophiles]] and cleaning lady are the product of greasy, sexy and horny [[Spain|Spaniards]] raping the retarded spear-chucking natives that inhabited what is today Mexico. Spics can be identified by their diarrhea colored skin, refusal to speak English, unkempt appearance, and foul body odor. For many centuries this cesspool of subhuman genetic material was confined to [[Mexico]], but recent promises of no taxes, free welfare, foodstamps, and voting rights by President [[Obama]] have caused a massive migration of bean-eaters into the United States. Although many [[Americunts]] hoped that these new immigrants could provide a cheap source of labor, they were unaware that instructing a spic to do any kind of work only agitates them into yells of "no speak Ingles", sleeping on the job, and seeking free medical care. Spics also pose a serious liability to any community, because like [[niggers]] they engage in widespread crime, gang violence, and sell shitty Mexican [[weed|dank]].

Physiology and Morphology

Spics' bodies are generally considered to be an abomination of the human form. They are short, stubby, useless hunks of flesh and bone which are wrapped in a disgusting shit-brown elastic substance.

The Spic genus shares many aspects with numerous other animals that somewhat resemble their evolutionary pathways. The [[sandnigger]], for instance, shares a strong resemblance to the beaner: both smell like and are the color of [[shit]] and are prone to [[terrorism]]. However, the fundamental restrictions of [[Islam]] and hot desert [[sand]]s can be faulted for sandnigger [[violence]], whereas the spic is just naturally hostile. Likewise, the earthworm is a simple creature which only has the objective to consume and [[sex|breed]]. Spics are quite similar to this creature with the only difference being that while the earthworm may be useful for creating soil nutrients, beaners are useful for nothing but mowing lawns.

Classification

The spic is a suborder of canine. While it shares many of the negative traits, it lacks positive traits like intelligence and loyalty.

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|Loud barking for no reason
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|Public defecation
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|Travel in packs
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|Unpredictable violence
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|Loiter in the streets
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|Public fornication
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|[[Polygamy]]
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|Can be trained
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|Is loyal to its master
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Origins

Spics' ancestors include horny and big cocked [[Spanish]] conquistadors ([[All|mostly extremadurans, galicians, convicts and expendable retards]]), Iberian [[gypsies]] from Andalusia and [[Jews|Sephardim]] (hence the penchant for [[theft]] and [[lies|deception]]), various and sundry [[animals]], and a legion of [[Injuns|extremely primitive spider/monkey humanoids]] who ran nude through the forests. This is to be truth since present-day beaners share so many characteristics with said insect family.

Infestation

The latest mutagen of the Spic species, known as both the "Border Jumper" and the more fitting "Illegal Alien," has finally consumed all the available produce and nutrients in its once-[[I'm rich and I'm beautiful|lush and beautiful]] jungle homeland of [[Mexico]]. This event has pushed the insidious plague further north into the peopled lands of the [[USA]] and [[Canada]].

Like smallpox and [[AIDS]] before it, the Spics have already begun devastating large numbers of [[human]]-controlled cities, turning the once decent and white neighborhoods into desolate wastelands. Unlike AIDS, however, there is no current evidence that [[black people]] are the cause of the infection.

Spics Today

Today, spics carry on a proud tradition of being [[slaves]] to their white masters. This has been a most fortunate thing for business, which has suffered since Abe "Hitler" Lincoln said people couldn't own [[niggers]] anymore. Most of them make tolerable cooks (if you don't mind Mexican lungbutter in your menudo, that is), landscapers, or basic manual laborers. While [[rednecks]], niggers, and [[chinks]] can perform the same lowly tasks with far better results, each would demand a liveable human wage along with insurance, overtime, paid vacation time, [[etc]].; hence the desire for dirt-poor wetback labor which does not comprehend the value of a green card. [[W]], in yet another [[fail]] move of his [[insane]] [[bullshit|presidential strategy]], started to call attention to the [[over 9000]] spics crawling across the border like [[Dick Ants|army ants]]. This angered many of his rich white buddies, whose labor forces consist almost entirely of spics. Had the president left everything alone, the cycle of life would have remained in balance, since spics tend to die in huge numbers when working around heavy machinery, due to a penchant for [[drugs]] and [[alcohol]].

A spic holding a [[I has a shuvel|shovel]] is called a Mexican dragline.

Types Of Spics

* Ugly Mexicans, Mexicans are fucking ugly end of story
* Fat proud spickettes, the fat Mexican bitches that go around wearing tight clothes and fuck everything that moves.
* Chents, A low down dirty jobless piece of shit that rides around on a stolen bike and wears clothes reminiscent to what was "hip hop " in the 90's main ambition in life is to bang a 14 year old honduranian skank and leave her with three spiclets by the time shes 17.
* Spic whores, very similar to the fat spickettes, spic whores are proud, loud, practically retarded, and incredibly obnoxious. However, instead of copious amounts of fat, they usually have broad, manly shoulders, a wide back like a [[tranny]], an Adam's apple and nigger hair. Spic whores will fuck anything for attention, food and/or booze.

Tropical Spics (Banana Republic Spics)

While [[pwning]] the Americas left & right, the Spanish stopped and (naturally) raped around the [[nigger|wildlife]] of the Caribbean too. This left behind the [[Jenkem|confused and misguided]] nigglets today who think they have [[voodoo|zombie powers]] and [[KFC|kill chickens]] for teh tasty blood.

Do note, the [[Hugo Chavez|ability to troll America]] with [[oil]] makes the Caribbean breed a much higher grade of spic than their sick beaner cousins. Also note that there is a difference between a spic and a [[sea nigger]], though the differences can be rather subtle. Sea niggers (that would be pacific islanders, faggot, not [[boongs]]) actually contribute to society in the forms of [[weed]] and [[date rape]] drugs. They also [[Obama|run countries]], albeit very poorly, and do so only to [[welfare|advance their own filthy kind]]. Spics, on the other hand, contribute absolutely fucking nothing, and can't even run their own street gangs without everyone dying.

Cuban spics, found mainly in [[Florida]], were dumped there by the [[Communists]] for the lulz. They didn't feel like housing a ton of raping, murdering coke-addicts in their prisons, and because [[America]] is such a shithole anyway, they dumped their criminals in [[Miami]] so that they could rape and pillage to their greasy hearts' content. You can also find a [[shit|healthy]] dose of [[Haiti|Haitians]] there, too.

Quick math

If you want to know how each spic was formed in Latin America, you will have to learn the basic mathematics of creation.

* [[Mexico|Mexicans]] (first on the race) =

(extremadurans) + (beaners)
* [[Argentina|Argentinians]] = (germans) + (galicians) + (Welsh) + (beaners)
* [[Bolivia|Bolivians]] = (peruvians) x (beaners)
* Central Americans = (Mexicans) + (colombians) x (beaners)
* [[Chile|Chileans]] = (galicians) + (russians) + (beaners)
* [[Colombia|Colombians]] = (extremadurans) + (andalusians) + (beaners)
* [[Cuba|Cubans]] = (russians) + (extremadurans) + (beaners)
* [[Dominican Republic|Dominicans]] = (extremadurans) + (niggers) + (beaners)
* [[Ecuador|Ecuadorians]] = (colombians) + (peruvians) + (beaners)
* [[Paraguay|Paraguayans]] = (Argentinians) + (Britfags) + (beaners)
* [[Peru|Peruvians]] = (japanese) + (extremadurans) + (beaners)
* [[Uruguay|Uruguayans]] = (argentinians) + (galicians)
* [[Venezuela|Venezuelans]] = (colombians) + (beaners)

[[FAQ]]

:Q: Why wasn't [[Jesus]] born in Mexico?
:A: They couldn't find 3 wise men and a [[virgin]] in the whole country.

:Q: What's the difference between a spic and a [[pizza]]?
:A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

:Q: Why is a bench better than a wetback?
:A: A bench can support a family.

:Q: When is it appropriate to look at a spic?
:A: Through the scope of a rifle.

:Q: Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
:A: The Mexican only had 3 Chevys.

* Remember these words of wisdom, Jesus saves but it is Jesús that pours concrete.

Used In A Sentence:

Jesus walked past Jesús digging the foundation for a patio while entering the restaurant where the last supper was to be held

How to troll a typical Spic

* Call them Latinx
* Call them child rapists
* Show support to [[Donald Trump]] in any way
* Tell them that The Donald will deport them
* Report them to ICE

See also

* [[Mexico]]
* [[Fugly]]
* [[Shit|Radioactivity]]
* [[Mexico|Latin America]]
* [[Reconquista]]
* [[Poop.mov]]
* [[Inciclopedia]]
* [[Argentina is white]] - they are often delusional
* [[Doomentio]]
* [[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez]]
* [[Retards]]
* [[Diogo Mendes]]

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