Stubbs the mayorcat

Stubbs the mayorcat is an extraordinary [[cat]] living in the sleepy town of Talkeetna in the [[russia|middle of the fucking nowhere]] in Alaska. [[shit no one cares about|The town that is situated at the base of Mt. McKinley]] happened to held elections one and a half decades ago, but the candidates were so [[lame]] that some [[trolls]] decided to nominate Stubbs for the position and started to [[rape|encourage people]] to vote for him. Trolls shall not be underestimated, Stubbs won the election creating one of the biggest [[faggotry]] in the [[jew|political history]] of the [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], of course only behind [[George Bush]] being elected as president. He has been reelected all the time since then, meaning he is the [[gnaa|honorary]] major of the small town with [[less than 9000|900]] residents.

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Although [[retards|some]] may find it funny the major of a town is actually a [[cat]], Stubbs takes [[serious business|his position very seriously]]. He learned to write and he can also talk although refuses that because a cat is too gracious to talk to humans, and he also considered transforming himself intro a [[jew]], so that he resembles more to an [[Black Jesus|avarage politician]]. His plans as a major include

	* Making [[caturday]] offical, ordering people to go to churches and minarets and sign for the holiness of cats on [[caturday]]
	* Free milk and spaghetti to all cats over the age of 2
	* [[ban|IRL banning]] dogs from Talkeetna

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Stubbs uses the local general store as the mayor office, where [[asians|tourists]] and [[furfags]] often want to disturb him for a photo or something. Although stubbs is merciful in general some retards who really disturbed later died misteriously and cat hair was often found on their dead bodies. One person who insisted on that his name will not be presented because of being afraid of punishment said the following on stubbs:

There seems to be no end for his rising political career. He is also said to be exchanging letters with both [[obama|Barack Hussein Obama]] and [[Mitt Romney]] and it is also said that he is considering running for presidency although he has not yet confirmed or refused these statements.

See Also

*[[Obama|The first US president who swore to the Qur'an instead of the bible]]
*[[Cat]]
*[[Caturday]]
*[[Maru]]
*[[Spaghetti Cat]]

External links

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stubbs_(cat)" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Detailed full story
*http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-07-17/news/32717871_1_honorary-mayor-alaska-town-mayoral-election" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Full story
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stubbs_(cat)" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Stubbs' wikipedia article