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The classic

This versatile [[B|/b/]] [[meme]] is a bit of a sleeper and usually only comes off the bench and comes into play whenever a [[newfag]] divides [[faggotry]] by [[divide by zero|zero]] in posts of [[when i was|epic fucktardation]] and [[FAIL]]. This [[meme]] usually comes with no words -because enough has been said already. Instead, any image of a 'palmed face' will do the job and can be played without a [[macro]] by simply typing facepalm.jpg.

You'd think this would happen [[over 9,000]] times a day with [[4chan]]'s recent influx of [[the cancer that is killing /b/|cancerous]] [[Gaiafag]]s, [[furry]] Gaiafags and [[13-year-old boys|13-year-old, furry, Gaiafag boys]] who are out of school for summer with nothing to do but fag-up /b/, but 99% of the [[oldfags]] have abandoned ship to play on [[7chan]], [[420chan]], any of [[4chan]]'s [[lies|other fine boards]], or [[12chan]] but mainly infinitychan. The remaining ones visit for an hour a week, post a facepalm.jpg, and start a [[vore]] thread, which is then invaded by a single [[newfag|new]], [[samefag]] who doesn't know in which field sage is to be placed. ([[PROTIP]]: Sage goes in the ~~name~~ every field.)

However, sometimes words are not enough for Anonymous to express the profound frustration and disgust at unfathomable Gaiafag shenanigans and it is in these troubling times that the Facepalm image post is employed.

The best thing about this image macro is that the concept of it never gets old because annoying phrases aren't necessary, and the fact that at least every person on the planet who's over the age of 5 has done at least once in their lifetime. Therefore, while the message is always the same, Facepalm is possibly the first true Interchangeable Meme to appear on the Internet. Indeed, facepalm jpegs have been taken from all sorts of media, much of it long predating its existence as a meme. Thus, the facepalm can be surmised as an intrinsic part of the human experience when dealing with the corny and/or incompetent.

Common Examples

Even [[Jesus

can't believe your faggotry.]]
"Not this shit again"/facepalm macro's are best suited for pointless arguments that are a staple of internet [[culture]] that cause massive drama and where both sides are retarded:
*"Jew vs. [[foreskin|Uncut]]" debates
*"[[Eurofag]] vs [[Americunt]]" trolls
*[[13 year old boy|Penis size debates]]
*[[Technical virgin|Definition of sex and virginity]]
*[[Crybaby|People getting butthurt for having threads locked]]
*Nerds [[BAWWW]]ing over the [[Friend Zone]]
*http://archive.fo/GrDfc" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Wh-Christ
*people saying they believe in REAL [[bullshit|magick]].
*Kids under the impression that [[Slipknot]] is teh metalz.
*[[Christianity]] vs [[Atheism]] vs [[Agnostics]] vs [[furries]] vs [[serious business]]
*Which the [[Jonas Brothers|Jonas Brothers]] are teh sexiest.

Picard & Star Trek

Since its beginning, Picard has done it [[over 9,000]] times during Star Trek. Other captains and their crew have followed suit because not even they could believe the sheer bullshit they were witnessing.

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