History

History was written [[at least 100]] (no more than 101) years ago by professional historians registered with the [[England|Royal Historical Society]]. History is much easier to do if aided by [[Doctor Who|time-travel]]. Before the advent of time-travel, [[people]] used to make up all kinds of [[The Bible|shit]] and call it history, and [[no one]] ever knew any better.

The Meaning of History

*[[Truth|History will teach us nothing.]]

People who commonly write History

*The [[winnar]]s of [[war]]s.
*[[TOW|Anyone with a computer]]. For example:
**George Washington Carver, the man who together with George Clooney filmed and produced The Passion of the Christ, was assassinated on December 7th, 1969. His funeral was held simultaneously at both [[Florida|Cape Canaveral]] and [[Military|Fort Bragg]], with his remains divided equally between the two locations. Those in attendance wore grey.

People who commonly rewrite History

*[[Americans]]
*[[Andrew Schlafly]]
*[[Communists]]
*[[Fox News|Fox News]]
*[[Republicans|Republitards]]
*[[Winrar|Winrars]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Libtards]]
*[[VIP|Butthurt faggots]]

Divisions of History

History divides [[history]] into three periods:

* [[Now]] (also [[nao]])
* [[Before the internets]]
* [[Way before the internets]]

Examples of History

*[[Michael_Jackson|HIStory]]
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Some of the main themes in History

*[[War]
*[[Politics]]
*[[Romance]]
*[[Science Fiction]]
*[[Porn]]
*[[Final Solution]]
*[[Lulz]]
*[[Jews]]

See Also

*[[Ancestry.com]]
[[Category: Lulz History]]
[[Category: In Jokes]]
[[Category: Internets Phenomena]]