The An Heroes of Bridgend

to this then you are "[[evil]]"!]]

"These websites are teaching our children how to [[self-pwn|self-kill]]" -[[old media|SWC, Welsh News Channel]]

The first two months of the year 2008 were special for the small town of [[Wales]] in the country of Bridgend. Not only did they achieve the sexual delight of having at least ten sheep for every person, but their nation's youth developed a new trend; committing [[suicide]] because someone on [[Bebo]] told them to.

At least one hot chick self-pwned and there is much trolling to be had on Bebo as a result.

Genesis

The whole fad started in December 2006, when an alleged [[B|/b/tard]] started a Bebo group known as the BSC (Bebo Suicide Club to its members). Soon after this, a few of the members self-pwned but none of this mattered as none of the [[An Hero]]es were hot.

After six months of operation targeting [[retarded|Mentally unstable Welsh children]] the group was shut down by the [[mods]] of the Bebo website.

However, the [[B|/b/tard]] who founded this club had planted the seeds of suicide into their minds, deeper than [[AIDS]] in an [[African]] woman's [[cunt]]. The group offshot into several cells with a total member ship of [[at least 100|around 45]] [[emo]] and [[chav]] kids.

Down to Business

Then as Christmas 2007 approached ever closer, the members of the BSC decided to embark on a LIFECHANGING mission of [[suicide|self-pwnage]]. The BSC members gradually hung and OD'ed themselves into oblivion and then, it happened;

A HOT CHICK KILLED HERSELF - The [[Old Media|Media's]] Reaction

Semi hot chick, Natasha Randall (she can randall me any time she likes, [[amirite]]?) joined the club by hanging herself, and this moment was personified most beautifully by the following comment;

"Our bABeZ Tasha went Just LIke Jesus" -x-xx-x-sarah-x-xx-x, Bebo.com member

However, this line was not good enough for the [[Old Media]] who instead equated Bebo membership to being a member of an "internet suicide death cult (Daily Mail)". Which, considering that Bebo.com is the website used by those people who are simply too [[Goatse|GoatseTarded]] to work MySpace, is an extremely pleasant theory.

An excellent place to troll is her memorial "" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">http://natasha-randall.gonetoosoon.co.uk/]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Beleted.

The Hangers On

With self-pwnage being the new big thing in Bridgend, with all the [[cool] kids doing it, the retarded kids joined in the fun a month after it was fashionable.

These two were cousins, Kelly Stephenson and Nathaniel Pritchard, who with their combinations of funny names and genetic unattractive Welshness, were totally [[asking for it]].

The last comment on Nathaniel Pritchard's Bebo was from his mannish girlfriend saying;

"''you lied to me twice!

''ur mum and mel gave u money so you can buy me summing
for valantines, but you spent it on yourself''

''that really hurt me ...
id rather just forget about you, coz i cant be arsed with you either''"

EPIC LULZ

These new An Heroes were so unattractive that they had no use as fapping material, except for [[12chan]], so the [[internets]] populous discovered a new use for the pairing; trolling their recently vacated Bebo.com accounts.

The An Heroing Spreads to [[England]]

fashion label.]]

Eleven-year-old [[CP]] model Cameron McWilliams decided to become [[an hero]] after talking about the Bridgend an heroes and a [[sex change]] to his mother.

Some say he did it because his [[Xbox]] told him there were no more [[Mudkips]] left in the world. [[Some argue]] that he was just another [[batshit insane]] kid and wanted to be with his hero [[Chris Benoit]].

He has joined the an heroes in the sky, who gave their lives for our [[lulz]]. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/15/nsuicide115.xml]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/02/16/parents-of-cameron-mcwilliams-fear-he-hanged-himself-after-watching-suicide-reports-89520-20321240/

The Trolling

The Reaction

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An Heroes are apparently related to [[Internet Tough Guy]]s.

Blame to be placed on Funeral For A Friend?

According to [[Wikipedia]] the [[emo]] band Funeral For A Friend came from Bridgend. From their 2005 album Hours the band released a single called Roses For The Dead. The video shows an [[emo]] teenager making himself [[an hero]]. As the single was released a year before any of the current spate of suicides began, many believe Funeral For A Friend is to blame.

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Funeral For A Friend - Roses For The Dead

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Another emo band from Bridgend, Bullet for My Valentine (moar liek FAILentine, am i rite? Their singer can't count.) may also be blamed for the an heroes. They have released a song about a friend becoming an hero.
For example:

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Ten Years Today - Bullet For My Valentine + Lyrics

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Comments from Butthurt Bridgenders

This page often comes under attack from the webfooted populace of Bridgend, here are a selection of the comments left on this ED article:

When you live in a town with people like this, who could possibly be driven to suicide?

Reasons to want to stay alive in Bridgend

* Bridgend's only nightclub, LavaIgnite http://clubs.ukcn.com/clubs/DesktopDefault.aspx?tabindex=4&tabid=4391&poid=116]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">* Local band Funeral for a Friend [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funeral_for_a_Friend
* Bridgend Town Football Club http://www.soccerway.com/teams/wales/bridgend-town-fc/]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">* Bridgend Town Cricket Club [http://www.bridgend-town-cricket.co.uk/
* The pedestrianization of Bridgend Town center http://www.bridgend.gov.uk/Web1/groups/public/documents/projects_and_partnerships/001194.hcsp]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">* Local Member of Parliament Madeleine Moon [http://www.madeleinemoonmp.com/
* Tesco Bridgend http://www.ukretailpark.com/south-wales/bridgend-tesco.htm]" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">* South Wales Police Museum, Bridgend [http://www.tlysau.org.uk/en/item10/34097

Gallery (downloaded from the Sun newspaper’s website)

[Gallery content]

If you want to see yourself [[attention whore|featured in this Gallery]], then go to Bridgend and [[fail|hang yourself from a tree]]. Although there may be a problem surfing the [[Internet]] after you're [[dead]].

In Summary

See Also:

*[[Bebo]]
*[[Cult]]
*[[Dying Alone]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR9uCMEn7T4&feature=related" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The original Welsh an hero
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Wales]]
*[[Suicide Girls]]

Bebos of An Heroes:

*http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2730604960" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Nathaniel Pritchard
*http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3854508723" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Kelly Stephenson
*http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5850703400" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Tribute page to all of the an heroes
$10 says another one self pwns before the end of the month. any takers?
:I'll get in on that action!
::I'm in.

Links:

*http://www.thesun.co.uk/discussions/posts/list/These_Sick_Suicide_Websites~46~-56161.page" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The Sun newspaper reacts to ED Gone.

*http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5850675601" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Group for Bridgend Lulz Trolls Canceled

*http://www.bebo.com/ProfileComments.jsp?MemberId=5845132577" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Bebo.com Profile Of Epic Bridgend Troll

*http://www.theapocalypsetimes.com/bloggin/2008/02/bridgend-suicides-and-red-dragon.html" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">STOP PRESS It wuz Satan told them to An Hero

*http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/7291142.stm" class="text-indigo-600 dark:text-indigo-400 hover:underline" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Police chief goes to Wales to become an hero?

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